House M.D. Article: Lollipop Isues 3

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posted by ToriH389

Lollipop Isues 3

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In the apartment
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House-your home......
Wilson-I brought liz home because you apparently don't care how she gets home....
Liz-excuse me..but...where can I sleep....
House-I perfer the floor.....it's very nice.....
Liz-can I at least sleep on the couch....
House-um....I guess....I have a hooker date anyways.....a.k.a. CUDDY....
Wilson-why are you going to cuddy's...
House-hooker date....I already told you that....
Liz-cuddy is a hooker......
House-yes...so good I have to get out my 100 dollar bills out.....just fo her though...
Wilson-no....he just wishes she was a hooker....he uses metaphores a lot.....
Liz-oh...i see...
House-Wilson...don't lie to the girl....she is to a hooker...just you wouldn't know because you let Amber ride your lollipop first...
Liz-okay...I'm totally confused....
House-well...Wilson asked Cuddy out..but they didn't even get to first base..than he dated this girl named Amber....but of course she rode his lollipop before Cuddy...
Wilson-House....the girl doesn't need to know my whole life story......
House-that wasn't...that was just last year...
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Than house left
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( House knocks on cuddy's door with his cane )
Cuddy-wat do you want house....
House-I came to see my favorite hooker....
Cuddy-don't you have a kid to take care of.....
House-no....Wilson is taking care of her....
( House goes insider her home.....cuddy than shuts the door )
Cuddy-by the way I'm not a hooker....and you should be bonding with her....
House-I am bonding...
Cuddy-no your not...Wilson is bonding....
House-yes I am....with my hooker...
Cuddy-I'm not a hooker...even if I was one I would stay away from you....
House-words can hurt you know....
Cuddy-you should go home...
House-but mom.....
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At the apartment
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( Wilson and Liz are on the couch talking )
Wilson-so....you like ice cream...
Liz-ya..why...
( Wilson got up...went to the kitchen and got the ice cream and two spoons...and sat back on the couch )
Wilson-here..we can eat while we talk...
Liz-thanks...
Wilson-so....do you have a boyfriend back home...
Liz-no......I kinda gave up on all of that kind of stuff...
Wilson-why would you give up on that...I never did....I've had 3 marriages....and I'm still single....and than Amber died in a bus crash..
Liz-oh my...I'm so sorry...I had no idea....
Wilson-it's okay...there's nothing any one cou....
( before he could finish Liz lent over and gave him another sweet kiss..... )
Wilson-wow...what was that for anyways...
Liz-I thought you needed it....
Wilson-ya I did....

TBC

houselover8195, laurik2007 and 3 others like this

MrsBellaSwan awwww...CUTE!!!! LOVE THE CUDDY HOKKER THING!HAHA

Psycholostician Isn't this FIFTEEN year old girl House's DAUGHTER. I mean, this wrong on multiple levels. Statutory rape is a two way ticket to prison. Though admittedly they will only let you cash in on the ride home a decade after you arrived. But, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.

ToriH389 okay.....well im not the best writer here....i know that....but things do start getting more interesting....but this whole story line has a lot of ups and downs.....srry....psycholostician im srry....srry if i dont post till monday.....

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House, MD fanfic -- Used -- Chapter 2

posted by dreamsofspike

Title: Used
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson FS, House/Cuddy FS, eventual Wilson/OFC, possible House/Cuddy
Warnings: graphic violence and non-con, sexual content, mild language
Summary: House experiences the most traumatic ordeal of his life. Will he be able to survive? Will his friends be able to help him?

Chapter Two
An Ugly Truth

"House? House! Come on, now, buddy, stay with me here, okay? House!"

Wilson found that he was nearly yelling, struggling to keep his friend conscious. Unsure how much blood he might have lost or how badly he was injured, he was afraid to allow him to pass out, for...

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The Episode My Mind Created (speculation about season 5/plot idea for a fanfic)

posted by TheHiddenCane

I'm new here and this seemed to be the best way to introduce myself... I've been very busy in the fanfiction department and my mind created this idea about where things could go after Wilson says he's going to resign: (the PI is absent, I want to use this as a plot for a What If fanfic and it does fit the facts except for the PI)

I've always wanted to see what would happen if House turns in to the patient with the mystery illness... An illness that would render his brain useless and leave him unable to diagnose himself would definitely be a way to finally choose between the old team and the...

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YouTube - Hugh Laurie interviews Michael Jackson- A Bit of Fry and Laurie- BBC Comedy

added by rosie77

it's funny

video

hugh

laurie

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brave heart- house

added by Irina92

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instant karma- foreman

added by Irina92

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Jennifer

added by angiii7

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Kids

added by misanthrope86

Source: Fox (screencaps: comforting lie)

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Occam's Razor

added by misanthrope86

Source: Fox (screencaps:comforting lie)

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Prologue: First 10 pages

posted by peoplesuck

all right. Here goes nothing. These are the first ten pages of the prologue, which I am still typing. Please review, be honest. Thanks =)

Prologue
The American Dream
July 24th, 2028

There are two types of people in the world: Those who see the world as the mire of despair that it is and those who see it as they think it should be, perfect and full of love. Lisa Cuddy, sometimes known as Cuddy, was one of those hopeless optimists, disillusioned into thinking that if she tried hard enough she could make the world a better place. She was not naïve; she was well aware that...

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Role Model

added by misanthrope86

Source: Fox (screencaps: comforting lie)

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Vicodin Label

added by blaukat

Source: no idea, sorry.

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House and his "Belly Button Lint"

added by misanthrope86

Source: Fox / edited by me

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House

added by AJE123

Source: sweet

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Jennifer Morrison

added by lovehousemd_frv

Source: mourie_forum @lj

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Hugh Laurie, Nancy O'Dell

added by Nine

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stereotypes

posted by jelly0629

House, M.D. is a show that uses stereotypes in a way that they ever so subtly enhance the personalities of each character. The stereotypes are not to be judged as fair or unfair in this particular television series and perhaps that is why the viewers continue to watch the show without getting irritated or offended by certain stereotypes. Although it is a challenging task to decide whether the stereotype is positive or negative, all the stereotypes are essential to the show because they make the show more unique.
Most distinctively portrayed stereotypes are expressed by Dr. Gregory House. In...

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Dr Lisa Cuddy:The mystery unvailed?

posted by salemslot

Lisa Cuddy is an ambiguous character.We practically know nothing about her(13 is supposed to be the Mystery Woman,but at least we know what's motivating her).That put me into thinking,why maintain a veil of mystery around a character for 4 years?We know more things about the new ducklings and that's saying something.The only logical explanation is that when we found out about Cuddy's past,it will shake us hard.This article consists of theories about her past and future.If you are interested in how she's evolved over the years,I strongly recommend you read oldmovie's article,found in the HUDDY...