The next morning when Lisa gets out of her dorm to have a shower, she stumbles upon him and falls to the floor. ‘What the hell...’ She looks at him angrily. ‘What are you doing sleeping here?’
‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do you need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told you to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... you look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’ House pushes her to get into the bathroom before she can do it.
‘Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now.’
‘Bad luck, you should've been quicker.’ He locks the door and Lisa gasps.
‘Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, you don’t care about going to class on time but I do.’
‘If you're willing to share the bathtub the door is open.’
She chuckles. ‘With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming...’
‘Then you'll have to wait until I've finished... or go to class without having a shower.’
‘You’re a jerk, you know? You have 5 minutes...’
After ten minutes he’s still in there and Cuddy knocks the door. ‘Greg, get out now! I’m late...’
‘I can't have a proper shower in 5 minutes!!’
‘You’re not going to a date, you’re going to class...’ She looks at her watch. ‘Damn it...’ Lisa takes her hair in a ponytail and goes to his room to look for the keys of his moto or his car. ‘You wanna play, let’s play. If I’m late you’re late too.’ Finally she finds them and goes to the campus.
When House gets out of the bathroom notices she’s not there anymore. He gets dressed and when he’s ready, goes to look for his motorbike keys but he can’t find them. ‘What the hell...’ After putting the room upside down he has to take a bus to get there, but anyway he is late for his first class.
After his morning classes House goes out and tries to find her. When he finally does, shouts immediately. ‘Where the fuck did you put my keys??’
Lisa is talking with some new friends and turns to look at him. ‘Since when is it my fault you're a mess?’
‘No, no, no... don't play games with me. I know you took them 'cause I didn't allow you to use the bathroom.’
‘Greg, it’s your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone.’
He keeps trying to screw with her in front of her friends. ‘Uh!! I know!! You're furious 'cause you couldn't share the bathtub with me!!’
‘Believe me, that’s the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it.’
‘You wanna play? Okay... let's play.’ He turns and walks away. Cuddy shouts so he can hear her.
‘You don't know with who you're playing.’
‘No, YOU don't know!’
When she finishes her last class, goes to their residence. ‘Greg? Are you here?’
‘No, I’m not!’
He’s lying on the couch. She rolls her eyes and goes to her room, but can’t open the door. She keeps trying holding the doorknob with both hands, she still can’t and goes to the living room. ‘What the hell have you done?’
‘Me? What are you talking about?’
‘I’m not kidding. What have you done to my door?’
‘Maybe it's has been due to the universe order.’
‘This is not funny. Give me the key.’
He is enjoying the moment. ‘Which key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window.’
‘I have a exam in two days and the books are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I’m serious open the damn door.’
‘I just bought the lock not the fucking keys!!’
‘You're an...’
He can’t see her, but Cuddy makes a gesture to strangle him, then goes to the kitchen to call a locksmith. Five minutes later she comes back to the living room and he keeps on watching TV. ‘There isn’t any locksmith who can come today. As soon they can come is tomorrow morning... I'm going out to lunch with my friends, when I come back, I wanna see my door open.’
‘Hahaha. You'd better pray to God if you wanna have a miracle. I can't open it.’
She approaches and stares at him angry. ‘Look, I don't care what you do, I don't care who you call, I don't care, just open that door.’ Then she takes her keys and goes out.
‘God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants.’ He shrugs his shoulders and keeps on watching TV.
Hours later, Cuddy doesn’t just have lunch, she stays with her friends until dinner time and finally goes back home.
Greg is reading a book on his bed when she arrives. Lisa goes straight to her down and tries to open the door, but it still closed. She takes a deep breath and opens his door.
‘The key, now. Please.’
‘I told you I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?’
‘Okay, then I’ll sleep here. You can go to the living room or your lovely bathtub if you want.’
‘Here? Ha! This is my dorm!! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!’
‘Yes, but it’s your fault that I don’t have my dorm now, and I’m not gonna sleep on a couch because you’re a paranoid who has lost his keys.’
‘I'm pretty sure of the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike you can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours.’
‘Yeah and if your keys are in my dorm?’
He frowns. ‘Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door.’
‘Are you an idiot? How do you want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys or I’ll sleep here and you’ll sleep on the couch.’
‘If my keys are not there...’
House stands up and goes in front of her dorm’s door. He starts pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looks at him. He keeps pushing the door harder and harder and finally breaks the lock and falls to the ground.
‘Thank you. You can get out now.’ She goes into the room and he stands up looking at her.
‘Where are my keys?’
‘In their place.’
‘Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them.’
‘I’ve just put them in the place you normally have them.’
He stares at her and kills her with that look, then goes to his dorm and notices she said the truth. ‘Good.’
‘Good night incredolous...’ She closes her door. ‘And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it.’
‘Hmmm... I don't know if I can stand it. Are you sure your bed isn't too big for you?’
‘Totally. I think I will survive.’ She goes to the bathroom to have a shower. Minutes later she puts on her pajamas and goes to her dorm to read for a while. House shouts from his dorm.
‘Thank God you had a shower. You were starting to stink!!’
She rolls her eyes. ‘Good night. I’m not gonna argue with you. There’s a wall between us and you’re deserve that I yell at you.’
‘You rather I go there with you so we can argue together?’
‘I don’t wanna argue with you now.’
‘Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?’
‘Hmm let me think... what about never? I need to sleep. Tomorrow I have to study a lot and you should do the same.’
‘Sleep or study?’
‘Both.’
‘Uh... well, I'll see what I can do...’
Next morning Lisa wakes up early, has a shower and goes to university without telling him anything. When he gets up, has his shower and gets dressed, takes his moto’s keys but when he goes to look for it he can’t find it. ‘Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the moto... You'll soon find out what's what!!’ Greg goes by bus and gets late again to his first class.
Lisa’s first class ends and she’s lying on the grass with two friends to go over their notes, then she sees a familiar face coming towards them. House stands in front of her and speaks slowly. ‘Where did you leave my moto?’
Cuddy pretends a surprised face and puts her hand on her chest. ‘Me???’
‘You or any other of your terrorist friends!!’
‘You don't know where you park? You are still young to have Alzheimer.’
‘Oh come off it!!! I'm not stupid I know where I park my moto and it wasn't where I parked it. You moved it while you had my keys!!’
‘Smart boy... Have you deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you.’
He chuckles. ‘Are you being ironic? Come on, I created irony!!! Now tell me where is my fucking moto!!??’
‘Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, we come to an agreement. As you have behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with you to get your moto after classes. Okay?’
‘Yeah, and after that I will run over you with my motorcycle over and over again!!!’
‘Okay, as you like. I won't tell you where the bike is. I calculate you will find it in... a couple of months at least.’
‘Ha!! Very funny. If you don't tell me after class I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb.’
‘And who doesn’t? If you threaten me again is me who will kill you slowly and painfully.’
‘Touch me and it will be the last thing you do!!’
‘Is that a threat? Look, I'm trembling!!’
‘I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!!’ He goes. ‘At the end of class!!’
When his classes end, he goes to meet her at the end of her class. ‘Well, well, well, where's my baby, moto’s kidnapper?’
‘We have to walk... you can walk, don’t you? Or you have to go always have to go on your precious motorcycle.’
‘Are you gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case...’
‘No, shut up and let's go’ She starts walking and he follows her leaving a small distance. After almost half an hour they get into an abandoned garage that is very dark. ‘Your sweetheart is there, in that corner.’
‘You twisted witch!! You brought my moto here!!’
‘Yes, and I brought you here too, now can we go home?’
‘We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually “know” isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do.’
She stares at him serious. ‘I brought you here, you can’t go home and leave me here.’
‘Are you sure?’ He smiles widely and sits on his moto without starting the engine.
‘Greg, please.’ Okay, now she’s a bit scared and keeps staring at him serious. He smiles and starts the engine.
‘Have a nice walk!’
‘No! Greeeg! Please!! GREG!!’ She stands and sees him walking away with his motorbike. Lisa gasps and starts walking in silence. He’s the biggest jerk she has ever met, but Lisa is not less than Greg when she deals with him. After a few meters he smiles and stops. Cuddy looks up and walks towards him. House waits and folds his arms until she’s next to him.
‘Come on, climb in.’
‘Thank you.’ Lisa nods and does what he says. He starts it again and to go to their residence.
To be continued...
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‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do you need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told you to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... you look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’ House pushes her to get into the bathroom before she can do it.
‘Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now.’
‘Bad luck, you should've been quicker.’ He locks the door and Lisa gasps.
‘Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, you don’t care about going to class on time but I do.’
‘If you're willing to share the bathtub the door is open.’
She chuckles. ‘With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming...’
‘Then you'll have to wait until I've finished... or go to class without having a shower.’
‘You’re a jerk, you know? You have 5 minutes...’
After ten minutes he’s still in there and Cuddy knocks the door. ‘Greg, get out now! I’m late...’
‘I can't have a proper shower in 5 minutes!!’
‘You’re not going to a date, you’re going to class...’ She looks at her watch. ‘Damn it...’ Lisa takes her hair in a ponytail and goes to his room to look for the keys of his moto or his car. ‘You wanna play, let’s play. If I’m late you’re late too.’ Finally she finds them and goes to the campus.
When House gets out of the bathroom notices she’s not there anymore. He gets dressed and when he’s ready, goes to look for his motorbike keys but he can’t find them. ‘What the hell...’ After putting the room upside down he has to take a bus to get there, but anyway he is late for his first class.
After his morning classes House goes out and tries to find her. When he finally does, shouts immediately. ‘Where the fuck did you put my keys??’
Lisa is talking with some new friends and turns to look at him. ‘Since when is it my fault you're a mess?’
‘No, no, no... don't play games with me. I know you took them 'cause I didn't allow you to use the bathroom.’
‘Greg, it’s your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone.’
He keeps trying to screw with her in front of her friends. ‘Uh!! I know!! You're furious 'cause you couldn't share the bathtub with me!!’
‘Believe me, that’s the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it.’
‘You wanna play? Okay... let's play.’ He turns and walks away. Cuddy shouts so he can hear her.
‘You don't know with who you're playing.’
‘No, YOU don't know!’
When she finishes her last class, goes to their residence. ‘Greg? Are you here?’
‘No, I’m not!’
He’s lying on the couch. She rolls her eyes and goes to her room, but can’t open the door. She keeps trying holding the doorknob with both hands, she still can’t and goes to the living room. ‘What the hell have you done?’
‘Me? What are you talking about?’
‘I’m not kidding. What have you done to my door?’
‘Maybe it's has been due to the universe order.’
‘This is not funny. Give me the key.’
He is enjoying the moment. ‘Which key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window.’
‘I have a exam in two days and the books are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I’m serious open the damn door.’
‘I just bought the lock not the fucking keys!!’
‘You're an...’
He can’t see her, but Cuddy makes a gesture to strangle him, then goes to the kitchen to call a locksmith. Five minutes later she comes back to the living room and he keeps on watching TV. ‘There isn’t any locksmith who can come today. As soon they can come is tomorrow morning... I'm going out to lunch with my friends, when I come back, I wanna see my door open.’
‘Hahaha. You'd better pray to God if you wanna have a miracle. I can't open it.’
She approaches and stares at him angry. ‘Look, I don't care what you do, I don't care who you call, I don't care, just open that door.’ Then she takes her keys and goes out.
‘God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants.’ He shrugs his shoulders and keeps on watching TV.
Hours later, Cuddy doesn’t just have lunch, she stays with her friends until dinner time and finally goes back home.
Greg is reading a book on his bed when she arrives. Lisa goes straight to her down and tries to open the door, but it still closed. She takes a deep breath and opens his door.
‘The key, now. Please.’
‘I told you I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?’
‘Okay, then I’ll sleep here. You can go to the living room or your lovely bathtub if you want.’
‘Here? Ha! This is my dorm!! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!’
‘Yes, but it’s your fault that I don’t have my dorm now, and I’m not gonna sleep on a couch because you’re a paranoid who has lost his keys.’
‘I'm pretty sure of the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike you can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours.’
‘Yeah and if your keys are in my dorm?’
He frowns. ‘Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door.’
‘Are you an idiot? How do you want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys or I’ll sleep here and you’ll sleep on the couch.’
‘If my keys are not there...’
House stands up and goes in front of her dorm’s door. He starts pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looks at him. He keeps pushing the door harder and harder and finally breaks the lock and falls to the ground.
‘Thank you. You can get out now.’ She goes into the room and he stands up looking at her.
‘Where are my keys?’
‘In their place.’
‘Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them.’
‘I’ve just put them in the place you normally have them.’
He stares at her and kills her with that look, then goes to his dorm and notices she said the truth. ‘Good.’
‘Good night incredolous...’ She closes her door. ‘And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it.’
‘Hmmm... I don't know if I can stand it. Are you sure your bed isn't too big for you?’
‘Totally. I think I will survive.’ She goes to the bathroom to have a shower. Minutes later she puts on her pajamas and goes to her dorm to read for a while. House shouts from his dorm.
‘Thank God you had a shower. You were starting to stink!!’
She rolls her eyes. ‘Good night. I’m not gonna argue with you. There’s a wall between us and you’re deserve that I yell at you.’
‘You rather I go there with you so we can argue together?’
‘I don’t wanna argue with you now.’
‘Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?’
‘Hmm let me think... what about never? I need to sleep. Tomorrow I have to study a lot and you should do the same.’
‘Sleep or study?’
‘Both.’
‘Uh... well, I'll see what I can do...’
Next morning Lisa wakes up early, has a shower and goes to university without telling him anything. When he gets up, has his shower and gets dressed, takes his moto’s keys but when he goes to look for it he can’t find it. ‘Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the moto... You'll soon find out what's what!!’ Greg goes by bus and gets late again to his first class.
Lisa’s first class ends and she’s lying on the grass with two friends to go over their notes, then she sees a familiar face coming towards them. House stands in front of her and speaks slowly. ‘Where did you leave my moto?’
Cuddy pretends a surprised face and puts her hand on her chest. ‘Me???’
‘You or any other of your terrorist friends!!’
‘You don't know where you park? You are still young to have Alzheimer.’
‘Oh come off it!!! I'm not stupid I know where I park my moto and it wasn't where I parked it. You moved it while you had my keys!!’
‘Smart boy... Have you deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you.’
He chuckles. ‘Are you being ironic? Come on, I created irony!!! Now tell me where is my fucking moto!!??’
‘Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, we come to an agreement. As you have behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with you to get your moto after classes. Okay?’
‘Yeah, and after that I will run over you with my motorcycle over and over again!!!’
‘Okay, as you like. I won't tell you where the bike is. I calculate you will find it in... a couple of months at least.’
‘Ha!! Very funny. If you don't tell me after class I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb.’
‘And who doesn’t? If you threaten me again is me who will kill you slowly and painfully.’
‘Touch me and it will be the last thing you do!!’
‘Is that a threat? Look, I'm trembling!!’
‘I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!!’ He goes. ‘At the end of class!!’
When his classes end, he goes to meet her at the end of her class. ‘Well, well, well, where's my baby, moto’s kidnapper?’
‘We have to walk... you can walk, don’t you? Or you have to go always have to go on your precious motorcycle.’
‘Are you gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case...’
‘No, shut up and let's go’ She starts walking and he follows her leaving a small distance. After almost half an hour they get into an abandoned garage that is very dark. ‘Your sweetheart is there, in that corner.’
‘You twisted witch!! You brought my moto here!!’
‘Yes, and I brought you here too, now can we go home?’
‘We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually “know” isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do.’
She stares at him serious. ‘I brought you here, you can’t go home and leave me here.’
‘Are you sure?’ He smiles widely and sits on his moto without starting the engine.
‘Greg, please.’ Okay, now she’s a bit scared and keeps staring at him serious. He smiles and starts the engine.
‘Have a nice walk!’
‘No! Greeeg! Please!! GREG!!’ She stands and sees him walking away with his motorbike. Lisa gasps and starts walking in silence. He’s the biggest jerk she has ever met, but Lisa is not less than Greg when she deals with him. After a few meters he smiles and stops. Cuddy looks up and walks towards him. House waits and folds his arms until she’s next to him.
‘Come on, climb in.’
‘Thank you.’ Lisa nods and does what he says. He starts it again and to go to their residence.
To be continued...
Irene3691 ~ SandraCH91 ~ diego27rg
