This is an episode of 'House'.
Of my creation.
Few things you need to know:
-It's in S3
-A Huddy episode(and some other ships mixed,hopefully)
-I want your opinion on how its going so far
-I need to research some diseases.
-I'm trying to keep them in character.
-El atractivo means "the sexy one"
-Trying to use alot of medical stuff.
-The House/Cuddy part is kind(or really out of) character..so bare with me!
-Still writing the rest of the episode.
-Still researching diseases.
-I doubt House will reveal his feelings for "someone" but you never know with fanfiction :D
-THIS IS A 2 PART EPISODE
Enjoy :D
Opening Scene:Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital:The Clinic
[House is watching his soap]
[Cuddy comes into the exam room]
Cuddy: You know there are patients out there.
House: Yeah..I just wanted to see what you were wearing.
Love the top.
[Cuddy smiles]
Cuddy: I got a surprise for you.
[House turns off his soap and stands up]
[House pops some vicodin]
House: Really?
Cuddy: Really.
[Cuddy shuts the exam room door]
[Cuddy closes the blinds]
House: This isn't a sex thing is it?
If it is I can get my camera.
[Cuddy slowly walks toward House]
[Cuddy unbuttons 2 top buttons of her shirt]
[House smiles slyly]
[Cuddy gets close to House]
House: Are you high?
Cuddy: Yeah..high on you..
[Cuddy goes in for a kiss]
[House drops his cane]
Cameron:HOUSE!
[House wakes up]
House: What the hell do you want?
Cameron: We got a patient.
[cut to opening credits]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[open to the main floor lobby]
Cameron: 25 year old woman.Complains of stomach ache,nausea,vomiting,shortness of breath,and a headache.
House: Got a name?
Cameron: No she likes to go by 'patient'.
[Cameron stops walking]
Cameron: What were you doing in the clinic?
House: Dreaming of a stripper.
She went by,"El atractivo"
She looked like you.
[House stops by the elevator and pushes the button]
[Cameron stands in her place in shock]
Cameron: Really?
House: Yeah,except she had bigger breasts.
[elevator dings and the door opens]
[House and Cameron walk into the elevator]
House: Whats the patient's name?
Cameron: Camille Ross
Cameron: What were you really dreaming of?
House: A stripper that looked like Cuddy.
Cameron:Really?
House: No!
[elevator dings and the doors open]
[Chase and Foreman stand there]
House: No more sex from you.
[House looks at Cameron smiling]
[Cameron looks back with the,"What the hell?" look]
[Cameron and House step out of the elevator]
[House turns to the left to go to Wilson's office]
Chase: The office is this way
[points in the direction to the office]
House: I know just taking a short cut.
Foreman you write down the patient's symptoms on the white board and....run the differential until I get back.
[The ducklings walk toward the office]
Chase: What the hell was that about?
Foreman: Are you and House having sex?
Cameron: Thats none of your business.
Foreman: Yeah it is.
Cameron: Then yes we are having sex.
[Chase and Foreman stop dead in their tracks]
[Cameron continues toward the office]
[Cameron opens the door]
Cameron: You boys coming or not?
[cut to Wilson's office]
Wilson: W-What?! You're dreaming about you and Cuddy?!
[House is standing by Wilson's door that goes to the balcony]
House: You sound surprised Jimmy.
Wilson: 2 years ago you said you hated her.
Now..Now you say you love her?
House: I have a patient...see ya Jimmy.
[cut to the differential office]
[Foreman is reading 'Forbes']
[Cameron is on her laptop]
[Chase is looking at Cameron]
Chase: Are you and House really having sex?
[House walks in]
House: No..but me and Cuddy are.
[The ducklings look up at House with a surprised look]
House: Patient.Whats wrong with her?
What the hell?Foreman I told you to write down her symptoms.
[House grabs the black marker and throws it at Chase]
[Chase catches the marker]
Chase: Your letting me touch the marker?
House: You've earned it young Jedi.
[Chase gets up and writes down the patient's patients symptoms]
Cameron: Could be acute poisoning from water fluoridation
Foreman: She'd have weakness,itching,and numbness.
Chase: Could be thallium poisoning.
Foreman: She could just have a migraine.
[House is wondering about his dream]
[Ducklings continue to bickering]
Cuddy: House...we need to talk.
[Ducklings look at Cuddy with a surprised look]
[House is lost in his thinking]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
[House snaps out of it]
House: Continue to bicker about it.
Cuddy: Run your usual tests.
Test for fungus,autoimmune,infection,genetic,parasite, and whatever else you test for.
I need to talk to you House.
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to the patient room]
Camille Ross: What are you testing my blood for?
Cameron: We're testing your blood for autoimmune diseases,fungi,infection...
Camille: I don't have a fever.
Chase: Sometimes an infection doesn't come with a fever.
Camille: Then whats Dr.Foreman doing?
Cameron: Hes scheduling you for an MRI.
Camille: What do I need an MRI fo....
[Camille passes out]
[Cameron shakes Camille]
Cameron:Camille?
[Cardiac monitor goes off]
Chase: WE NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!
[Nurses run in]
[cut to Cuddy's office]
Cuddy: I need your help.
[House is still wondering about his dream]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
This is serious.
[House stops wondering about his dream]
House: How serious could it be?
Cuddy: Its serious enough that I'm asking you.
House: Whats this about?
Cuddy: Patient.
[House gets up and heads toward the door]
Cuddy: You don't help me I'm adding 12 more clinic hours for you to do.
[House stops]
[House ponders about it]
[House sits back down]
Cuddy: [in shock] You'd help a patient?
House:...No but I have enough clinic hours to ignore.
Cuddy: Fine.
Patient is 41 years of age....
House: Is this about you?
Cuddy: Her symptoms include: nausea, coughing up sputum, fever of 101.9, bruising...
House: Your ignoring my question.
[Cuddy's voice gets shaky]
Cuddy: headache.
The patient symptoms point to cancer or an infection.
[Cuddy gets up]
[House gets up]
[Cuddy bursts into tears]
[House limps toward her and hugs her]
House: Its going to be alright..
Cuddy:[whispering] Do you actually care for me or are you just feeling sorry for me?
House: I ca...
[Ducklings burst through]
[Cameron stops]
[Chase and Foreman knock into her]
[Cameron catches herself]
[Ducklings stop and stare at House and Cuddy]
[Cuddy continues to cry]
Cameron: Are you alri...
[House interrupts]
House: Shes fine.What did you find?
[Cuddy breaks the hug]
[Cuddy wipes away her tears]
Cuddy:[whispering] Thank-you.
[in her full voice,kind of shaky] I'll meet you in a clinic room...when you get the chance
[Cuddy walks out to the clinic]
[cut to main floor lobby]
[Ducklings and House are heading toward the elevator,slowly]
House: I'll repeat myself...what did you find?
Cameron: Nothing.
House: Nothing interesting or nothing at all?
Foreman: What was that about?
House: Nothing...back to the patient.
Chase: She was negative for Lupus...
[House interrupts]
House: No surprise there...continue.
Chase: Negative for all fungal infections,and parasites.
House: Thats all you tested for?
Foreman: Yeah,before she crashed.
[House stops limping]
House: She crashed?
Foreman: Yeah...
[Wilson comes out of the elevator]
House: Great here comes Wilson.
Test her for everything and get a biopsy.
Chase: The test results would take months to come back.
[Wilson stops infront of House and the Ducklings]
Wilson: Whats wrong with the patient?
[Foreman hands Wilson Camille's chart]
[Wilson reads over it]
House: While hes doing that..search the patients home
[cut to Camille's room]
[Camille starts to choke]
[Monitor goes off]
[Nurses rush in]
[cut to the main floor lobby]
[Ducklings are headed towards the hospital's doors]
[Ducklings' pagers go off]
Foreman: Crap!
[Ducklings rush off to Camille's room]
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to House's office]
[House is at his desk]
[Phone rings]
[House answers and puts it on speaker]
House: What did you find at her house?
[cut to Chase]
Chase: Didn't get a chance.
[cut back House]
House: What the hell do mean 'you didn't get a chance?'
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: I mean that we didn't get a chance because she started to choke.
[cut back to House]
House: On what?
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: Her food.
Applesauce to be more specific.
[Foreman approaches Chase]
Foreman: Add muscle weakness to the board.
Chase: Foreman said...
[cut back to House]
House: I heard him.
[hangs up]
[Cuddy enter the room]
[House stands up]
Cuddy: Sit down.
House: Yes ma'am!
[House sits down]
[Cuddy takes a seat in the chair infront of his desk]
Cuddy: Sorry about earlier...I just got...
House: Weak?
[Cuddy gives him 'the stare']
House: Continue...
Cuddy:....I just got scared over my symptoms...and [voice gets shaky]
[House gets up and walks to Cuddy's side and puts his hand on her shoulder]
[House begins to rub her shoulder]
Cuddy: Since when do you care about me?
House: Since I first saw you.
[Cuddy gets up]
Cuddy: Do you love me House?
[House is silent for 2 seconds]
[The Ducklings are coming toward his office]
House: Yes.I love...
[Ducklings enter the office]
House:...you.
[Cameron is surprised and her mouth opens in shock]
[Cuddy's eye widen]
[Chase's and Foreman's eyes widen]
[end of the episode]
[end credits]
Of my creation.
Few things you need to know:
-It's in S3
-A Huddy episode(and some other ships mixed,hopefully)
-I want your opinion on how its going so far
-I need to research some diseases.
-I'm trying to keep them in character.
-El atractivo means "the sexy one"
-Trying to use alot of medical stuff.
-The House/Cuddy part is kind(or really out of) character..so bare with me!
-Still writing the rest of the episode.
-Still researching diseases.
-I doubt House will reveal his feelings for "someone" but you never know with fanfiction :D
-THIS IS A 2 PART EPISODE
Enjoy :D
Opening Scene:Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital:The Clinic
[House is watching his soap]
[Cuddy comes into the exam room]
Cuddy: You know there are patients out there.
House: Yeah..I just wanted to see what you were wearing.
Love the top.
[Cuddy smiles]
Cuddy: I got a surprise for you.
[House turns off his soap and stands up]
[House pops some vicodin]
House: Really?
Cuddy: Really.
[Cuddy shuts the exam room door]
[Cuddy closes the blinds]
House: This isn't a sex thing is it?
If it is I can get my camera.
[Cuddy slowly walks toward House]
[Cuddy unbuttons 2 top buttons of her shirt]
[House smiles slyly]
[Cuddy gets close to House]
House: Are you high?
Cuddy: Yeah..high on you..
[Cuddy goes in for a kiss]
[House drops his cane]
Cameron:HOUSE!
[House wakes up]
House: What the hell do you want?
Cameron: We got a patient.
[cut to opening credits]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[open to the main floor lobby]
Cameron: 25 year old woman.Complains of stomach ache,nausea,vomiting,shortness of breath,and a headache.
House: Got a name?
Cameron: No she likes to go by 'patient'.
[Cameron stops walking]
Cameron: What were you doing in the clinic?
House: Dreaming of a stripper.
She went by,"El atractivo"
She looked like you.
[House stops by the elevator and pushes the button]
[Cameron stands in her place in shock]
Cameron: Really?
House: Yeah,except she had bigger breasts.
[elevator dings and the door opens]
[House and Cameron walk into the elevator]
House: Whats the patient's name?
Cameron: Camille Ross
Cameron: What were you really dreaming of?
House: A stripper that looked like Cuddy.
Cameron:Really?
House: No!
[elevator dings and the doors open]
[Chase and Foreman stand there]
House: No more sex from you.
[House looks at Cameron smiling]
[Cameron looks back with the,"What the hell?" look]
[Cameron and House step out of the elevator]
[House turns to the left to go to Wilson's office]
Chase: The office is this way
[points in the direction to the office]
House: I know just taking a short cut.
Foreman you write down the patient's symptoms on the white board and....run the differential until I get back.
[The ducklings walk toward the office]
Chase: What the hell was that about?
Foreman: Are you and House having sex?
Cameron: Thats none of your business.
Foreman: Yeah it is.
Cameron: Then yes we are having sex.
[Chase and Foreman stop dead in their tracks]
[Cameron continues toward the office]
[Cameron opens the door]
Cameron: You boys coming or not?
[cut to Wilson's office]
Wilson: W-What?! You're dreaming about you and Cuddy?!
[House is standing by Wilson's door that goes to the balcony]
House: You sound surprised Jimmy.
Wilson: 2 years ago you said you hated her.
Now..Now you say you love her?
House: I have a patient...see ya Jimmy.
[cut to the differential office]
[Foreman is reading 'Forbes']
[Cameron is on her laptop]
[Chase is looking at Cameron]
Chase: Are you and House really having sex?
[House walks in]
House: No..but me and Cuddy are.
[The ducklings look up at House with a surprised look]
House: Patient.Whats wrong with her?
What the hell?Foreman I told you to write down her symptoms.
[House grabs the black marker and throws it at Chase]
[Chase catches the marker]
Chase: Your letting me touch the marker?
House: You've earned it young Jedi.
[Chase gets up and writes down the patient's patients symptoms]
Cameron: Could be acute poisoning from water fluoridation
Foreman: She'd have weakness,itching,and numbness.
Chase: Could be thallium poisoning.
Foreman: She could just have a migraine.
[House is wondering about his dream]
[Ducklings continue to bickering]
Cuddy: House...we need to talk.
[Ducklings look at Cuddy with a surprised look]
[House is lost in his thinking]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
[House snaps out of it]
House: Continue to bicker about it.
Cuddy: Run your usual tests.
Test for fungus,autoimmune,infection,genetic,parasite, and whatever else you test for.
I need to talk to you House.
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to the patient room]
Camille Ross: What are you testing my blood for?
Cameron: We're testing your blood for autoimmune diseases,fungi,infection...
Camille: I don't have a fever.
Chase: Sometimes an infection doesn't come with a fever.
Camille: Then whats Dr.Foreman doing?
Cameron: Hes scheduling you for an MRI.
Camille: What do I need an MRI fo....
[Camille passes out]
[Cameron shakes Camille]
Cameron:Camille?
[Cardiac monitor goes off]
Chase: WE NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!
[Nurses run in]
[cut to Cuddy's office]
Cuddy: I need your help.
[House is still wondering about his dream]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
This is serious.
[House stops wondering about his dream]
House: How serious could it be?
Cuddy: Its serious enough that I'm asking you.
House: Whats this about?
Cuddy: Patient.
[House gets up and heads toward the door]
Cuddy: You don't help me I'm adding 12 more clinic hours for you to do.
[House stops]
[House ponders about it]
[House sits back down]
Cuddy: [in shock] You'd help a patient?
House:...No but I have enough clinic hours to ignore.
Cuddy: Fine.
Patient is 41 years of age....
House: Is this about you?
Cuddy: Her symptoms include: nausea, coughing up sputum, fever of 101.9, bruising...
House: Your ignoring my question.
[Cuddy's voice gets shaky]
Cuddy: headache.
The patient symptoms point to cancer or an infection.
[Cuddy gets up]
[House gets up]
[Cuddy bursts into tears]
[House limps toward her and hugs her]
House: Its going to be alright..
Cuddy:[whispering] Do you actually care for me or are you just feeling sorry for me?
House: I ca...
[Ducklings burst through]
[Cameron stops]
[Chase and Foreman knock into her]
[Cameron catches herself]
[Ducklings stop and stare at House and Cuddy]
[Cuddy continues to cry]
Cameron: Are you alri...
[House interrupts]
House: Shes fine.What did you find?
[Cuddy breaks the hug]
[Cuddy wipes away her tears]
Cuddy:[whispering] Thank-you.
[in her full voice,kind of shaky] I'll meet you in a clinic room...when you get the chance
[Cuddy walks out to the clinic]
[cut to main floor lobby]
[Ducklings and House are heading toward the elevator,slowly]
House: I'll repeat myself...what did you find?
Cameron: Nothing.
House: Nothing interesting or nothing at all?
Foreman: What was that about?
House: Nothing...back to the patient.
Chase: She was negative for Lupus...
[House interrupts]
House: No surprise there...continue.
Chase: Negative for all fungal infections,and parasites.
House: Thats all you tested for?
Foreman: Yeah,before she crashed.
[House stops limping]
House: She crashed?
Foreman: Yeah...
[Wilson comes out of the elevator]
House: Great here comes Wilson.
Test her for everything and get a biopsy.
Chase: The test results would take months to come back.
[Wilson stops infront of House and the Ducklings]
Wilson: Whats wrong with the patient?
[Foreman hands Wilson Camille's chart]
[Wilson reads over it]
House: While hes doing that..search the patients home
[cut to Camille's room]
[Camille starts to choke]
[Monitor goes off]
[Nurses rush in]
[cut to the main floor lobby]
[Ducklings are headed towards the hospital's doors]
[Ducklings' pagers go off]
Foreman: Crap!
[Ducklings rush off to Camille's room]
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to House's office]
[House is at his desk]
[Phone rings]
[House answers and puts it on speaker]
House: What did you find at her house?
[cut to Chase]
Chase: Didn't get a chance.
[cut back House]
House: What the hell do mean 'you didn't get a chance?'
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: I mean that we didn't get a chance because she started to choke.
[cut back to House]
House: On what?
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: Her food.
Applesauce to be more specific.
[Foreman approaches Chase]
Foreman: Add muscle weakness to the board.
Chase: Foreman said...
[cut back to House]
House: I heard him.
[hangs up]
[Cuddy enter the room]
[House stands up]
Cuddy: Sit down.
House: Yes ma'am!
[House sits down]
[Cuddy takes a seat in the chair infront of his desk]
Cuddy: Sorry about earlier...I just got...
House: Weak?
[Cuddy gives him 'the stare']
House: Continue...
Cuddy:....I just got scared over my symptoms...and [voice gets shaky]
[House gets up and walks to Cuddy's side and puts his hand on her shoulder]
[House begins to rub her shoulder]
Cuddy: Since when do you care about me?
House: Since I first saw you.
[Cuddy gets up]
Cuddy: Do you love me House?
[House is silent for 2 seconds]
[The Ducklings are coming toward his office]
House: Yes.I love...
[Ducklings enter the office]
House:...you.
[Cameron is surprised and her mouth opens in shock]
[Cuddy's eye widen]
[Chase's and Foreman's eyes widen]
[end of the episode]
[end credits]
I'm really disappointed by how some House MD Fans behave...and not even really unknown ones.
The place I'm talking about in particular is the Huddy spot. Yes I know, most people over there are awesome :D but when I was there today I was just like: wtf...because I really didn't expect the following...
The picture that was added under which the "fight" took place was unfortunately deleted, but I took a lot of screencaps, just in case.
So I came to the Huddy spot to see that someone had added quite some photos that were not at all Huddy related. See for yourself:
I got rid of the names of the...
continue reading...
The place I'm talking about in particular is the Huddy spot. Yes I know, most people over there are awesome :D but when I was there today I was just like: wtf...because I really didn't expect the following...
The picture that was added under which the "fight" took place was unfortunately deleted, but I took a lot of screencaps, just in case.
So I came to the Huddy spot to see that someone had added quite some photos that were not at all Huddy related. See for yourself:
I got rid of the names of the...
House got a new cane, so he didn't need his old one any more.
He told Thirteen to use it as a sex toy. She sharpened the end and told Foreman he could use it to break into and steal a car.
In his new car, Foreman cut off the curvy end and gave it to Taub to use as a long scalple.
Taub cut the point off at the end and carved it to look like a comb to give to Chase.
Chase couldn't make anything because he was too busy thinking about his hair. So he gave it to Cuddy to beat House with.
Cuddy already had a tool to beat House with so she cut it into a little ball and gave it to Wilson.
"It's a cancerous tumor," She said as she put it on his desk.
Wilson didn't want a cancerous tumor in his office, so he threw it out the window.
It hit Cameron on the head.
She thought Chase threw it at her to get back at her for divorcing him.
So she stole Foreman's gun and shot him.
The end.
He told Thirteen to use it as a sex toy. She sharpened the end and told Foreman he could use it to break into and steal a car.
In his new car, Foreman cut off the curvy end and gave it to Taub to use as a long scalple.
Taub cut the point off at the end and carved it to look like a comb to give to Chase.
Chase couldn't make anything because he was too busy thinking about his hair. So he gave it to Cuddy to beat House with.
Cuddy already had a tool to beat House with so she cut it into a little ball and gave it to Wilson.
"It's a cancerous tumor," She said as she put it on his desk.
Wilson didn't want a cancerous tumor in his office, so he threw it out the window.
It hit Cameron on the head.
She thought Chase threw it at her to get back at her for divorcing him.
So she stole Foreman's gun and shot him.
The end.
