Question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: Pink is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I love milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!!!! ITS FROM FLIPNOTE HATENA!!! ONLY A FEW OF THEM ARE MINE!! THE ONES WITH 2 STARS ARE MINE!!

THE ONES WITH NONE ARE NOT MINE!!! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!!



Latvia*gets hit in the gut with a dogeball*"AHHUAh! My organs!!!"
Russia"EwwwAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!Inferior human organs!"
China"...*throws dogeball at russia*AHH My SQUIGLEY SPOOCH*!"
America"Sqigley spooch?Did you here that Iggy*?!?thats no human organ!humans dont have squigley spooches!"
England"I've got a squigly spooch"*


Russia-I could not think of a organ for him to yell out in pain for
America-The original...

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitar it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

China: AW! ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT YOU JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE...

Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN YOU MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE YOU SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE SHOW ME
YOUR C**K AND JUNK AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING SHOW YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER...