Maybe I'm writing this more out of newfound frustration, but...

Let's be frank, here, we need a rule for the fandom. There really should be a rule where preteens under thirteen or people with some sort of onset Paracosm shouldn't be on ANY fandom, let alone Hetalia, because I swear I'll blow a freaking gasket the next time I hear a rape joke or someone whining and bitching that they don't like a ship. That's little kids stuff. If you have to giggle about rape or trash others for liking a pairing or just "liking some eye candy," (as if satisfying oneself sexually through a fictional fantasy pairing is against some anime law, user-who-won't-be-named) then no fandom is for you, dear, sorry...