Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows pt 1

Chapter 8: Fluffy The Frightening Fluffball

After flying lessons I was able to find Harry.I ran up to him and hugged him so hard I almost knocked him down.
"What's this for?" he asked. I let go.
"I thought you were gonna be expelled!" I said. Then I punched him on the shoulder
"Ow!What was that for?"he asked
"That's for making me THINK you were gonna be expelled!"I said "Please don't do anything like that again. And if you're not being expelled, then why did McGonagall need you?" I asked
"I promise I wont do anything to get me expelled and she wanted me to join the Quidditch team.
"Quidditch?Oh,...

HEY! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT I'M BACK AND I GOT AN IDEA AND I DREW WHAT HAYLEY LOOKS LIKE ON PAINT, I'M POSTING ON HERE AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

Chapter 6: Roomie Bonding

"Gryffindor!" it yelled
Yes!! I ran over to my friends and sat with them.Ron and his brothers gave me high fives for getting Gryffindor.
We all enjoyed our feast laughing with Ron's twin bros Fred and George which I had officially christened as 'RedHeadFred' and 'GingerGeorge' which when I told them made them laugh so hard that pumpkin juice came out there nose,which made us laugh even harder.
After we were full...

OKAY I MADE YOU WAIT LONG ENOUGH,HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER, OH AND SADLY I CAN ONLY TAKE TWO MORE CHARACTERS.ONE OF THEM IS A GIRL AND THE OTHER IS EITHER. THOUGH THE GIRL HAS TO BE A FIRST YEAR SLYTHERIN WHO'S CLOSE TO DRACO AND HER LAST NAME IS FINNIGAN THE FIRST NAME IS YOUR CHOICE, AND WARNING SHE IS GONNA BE A LITTLE MEAN TO THE MAIN CHARACTER.THE OTHER ALSO HAS TO BE A FIRST YEAR.THE FIRST ONES TO POST THAT THEY WANT ONE OF THE PARTS GETS THEM.OKAY ENOUGH TALKING, HERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER.

Chapter 3:Meeting a Celebrity

"So, if we're going to Diagon Alley, why are we still here?" I said as...

Mrs. Longbottom sat in a rocking chair cradling her baby boy in her arms.
"Shh," she said as Neville began to cry. She stroked his head and finally fell asleep. Alice Longbottom turned out the light and shut the door of the nursery when she heard a terrifying crash from downstairs.
"Alice!," her husband screamed, "Alice!!!"
She ran downstairs as quickly as she could only to see shattered windows and a group of people dressed in long black cloaks crowding their living room.
"Frank!" she screamed as unknown hands quickly dragged her next to her husband.
     “Rodolphus,”...

Ron and Hermione

. Solo by iyaz- wehn ron left in Dh. this can relfect how both of them felt during that.. ecspecailly hermione cuz she didnt want to be without ron

. apologize by one republic- again rons departure in DH.... ron could be saying how could she chose harry over him and hermiones saying how could he leave her. for ron i think its really this line " i'd take another chance, take a fall. ake a shot for you. i need yuo like a heart needs a beat but thats nothing new.

Better than me by hinder- again when ron leaves he thinks that hermione to good for him and that she likes harry better.....

WWOHP Interview of HP cast.

Actors Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, and Michael Gambon were interviewed , and spoke about their impressions of the park, as well as the production on the films ending. On the subject of the “Deathly Hallows” film wrapping, Mr. Radcliffe commented on a short film put together by the crew of the film, showing the last sixteen months of production. His response to this film: “I don’t think there is any shame in saying we all cried like babies.”

Other highlights:

Rupert is most excited about the Pub, while Dan is a fan of the frozen Butterbeer, Rock...

Some great ways to annoy, harass, confuse, or generally scare Lord Voldemort.
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.

Make sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it!

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late...

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started by Yvette, and continued by countless fans!


This list may contain spoilers!





1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if you are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a move on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that you understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny you think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any random boy or girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate next to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him you stole his teddy bear.

8. Tell him you won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him you were just kidding and said teddy bear has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order...

OMG i just loved to wrote this chapter, i don´t know why, it´s a little bite sad but i really love it.
Hope you like it
Please tell me what you think
Thanks


It didn´t take me too much long to realize that who was coming was my brother and Filch, they were doing the usual round by Hogwarts to check if everything was how as it should be... whitout Sirius Black.
I remembered that Severus had, literally, forbidden me of getting out of my room after dinner time for being to dangerous now that Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban and he was looking for a way to get into Hogwarts.
I looked at him again...

After having a long discussion with my friend, I came across a pattern in the series. Is history repeating itself? and are the harry potter books truly over?The normal font= the first war, and the italics= the second war. Read through the normal font first. Go back and read the italic font only. Then read them together. My theory will make sense (i hope)

First, Lord voldemort rises into power and harry's parents and others form The Order of the Phoenix
In the fourth book, voldemort rises into power and harry and others form Dumbledore's Army

Voldemort killes mudbloods and halfbreeds in the first...

*Disclaimer: Despite the explosive post title, I actually like the whole idea of the houses as different personalities (and real people as fitting into them) a lot and don't think it's invalid. I just wanted to present a different reading of the houses and what they represent, which I think is equally valid. I also don't actually hate Slytherin and Ravenclaw as houses- so if you are in one of those houses I apologise and hope you can still see what I'm coming at here.*

People seem to be quite fixated on the idea of houses as personality types and get quite hung up over representation/bias for...