A muggleborn who was sorted into Hufflepuff.

What is a time turner?

A ring that transports you to different parts of the world.

Who is Dobby the Elf??

Legolas and Gimli's love child.

Why did Snape kill Dumbledore?

Because he was getting on his nerves.

Why was Voldemort trying to kill Harry Potter??

He was jealous of Harry's swag.

Who did Ginny marry?

Draco Malfoy, DUH!

What are the three things that control Death?? (deathly hallows)

Norbert the dragon, a Howler, and a grilled cheese sandwich.

What was the name of Dumbledore's sister?

Hermione.

What was Prof. Moody in Book 4??

Optimus Prime - he's a robot in disguise!

What are the names of the balls in Quidditch?

Volleyball, Basketball, Baseball, Softball.

Who are the Golden Trio??

The three Dursley's

How old is Dumbledore?

37. He never moisturised when he was young.

What are the names of Harry's children?

Luna, Ron, and Hermione

What is the game people play at school? (on that big field)

Quiddill Ball

What's Hermione Granger like?

Blonde in the Head and a total ditz

Who does Ron like??

Draco Malfoy (He's been secretly crushing on him for years)


Why Did Snape turn to the "Light Side"?

When Bellatrix broke his heart.

Who likes/has a crush on Harry??

Dudley Dursley.

How do you play Quidditch?

You have to run bases and hit a ball with a bat.

What do you cast spells with??

You use an earthworm. Not just any old earthworm, it has to be 9mm in length and it has to be dry to the touch. Furthermore only a Worm Maker, who has experience in Worm Law, can dig up an earthworm. This earthworm would be encrusted in wax and has a maximum of three cores, They are: Dung beetle, woodlouse, or cockroach. On your eleventh birthday, you would receive your earthworm. From that day onwards, you would be able to cast magic.

How was Voldemort resurrected?

Wormtail gave him the kiss of life and then CPR

What Is Hermione known as?

She is a well known flatulist.

Who is Ron Weasley's younger sister?

Charlie

What is Luna's last name??

It's Mugglebum

What do The Death Eaters do?

They are are a dance group who have released twelve Harlem Shake videos to date.

When did Harry first face Voldemort?

He meet Voldemort at his local chess club.

Why does Voldemort hate Harry?

B/c he's jealous. Voldemort has a crush on Ginny but as u know she likes Harry.

Who does Draco marry??

The Giant Squid.

What qualities does a Slytherin have?

Brave, Courageous and Smart.

Who is Voldemorts mom??

Albus Dumbledore

Where does Severus Snape Live?

He lives in a house. No, sorry, forget that! He lives in the Amazon Rainforest.

Whoops, almost forgot.

Where did Harry get his wand?

America's Wands.

Where do the Malfoy's live??

In the Yellow Submarine, of course.

Where does Snape live?

Tropical Rain Forest! Where else??

Where do the Weasly's live??

Neverland!

Where does Luna live?

Underground with her pets--5 dogs, 5 cats, 4 fish, 2 rabbits, 1 pony, and 3 birds

Where does Harry Potter live??

He lives with the Weasleys, in Neverland.

Where does Hagrid live?

In the Forbidden Forest with the Unicorns.

Where does Prof. D live??

Number 5 Privet Drive

Where are Professor Snape's chambers?

In the Attic duh!!

Where does Neville live??

He's lives in a hamster cage.

Where does Aberforth Dumbledore live?

With his brother in #5 Privet Drive.

Where does Prof. McGonagall live??

In my Santa Claus snow globe.

Where does Winky live?

Under the Lake (what??)

Where does Sir Nicholas live??

The Houses of Parliament.

Where does the Bloody Baron live?

In the Ravenclaw couch.

Where does the Gray Lady live??

She lives in a cardboard box, beside the Yellow Brick Road.

Where does Lily Potter live?

In a Hole in the Ground (Kinda of the right answer actually)

What Is Hogwarts?

A McDonalds Happy Meal.

where is Platform 9 3/4?