Authors note: If you don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If you believed me for a second, quit reading now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do you do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making more hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, next question. What are your favorite things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own books to read.
LLT: Wow, when do you sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do you consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t you have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d you like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If you believed me for a second, quit reading now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do you do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making more hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, next question. What are your favorite things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own books to read.
LLT: Wow, when do you sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do you consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t you have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d you like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks you why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap music from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At random times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have you left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to join you for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that you have a secret. When they ask you what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes by and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did Fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap music from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At random times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have you left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to join you for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that you have a secret. When they ask you what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes by and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did Fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy reading both harry potter and twiight books but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing books to read and you dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!
This is a Scorecard of The Hogwarts School Teachers from Harry Potter Books and Movies, The Five rankings are Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike and Hate.
List:
*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate
List:
*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate