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This is a small humorous one-shot fanfic.

Main Characters- Ron and Harry

Pairings- None

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"Are you sure, Ron?" asked Harry, nervously.

"Of Course! I am. Don't worry Harry, I'm with you" replied Ron with a grin on his face.

"Why isn't it helping?" muttered Harry.

"Oh! come on! You are being ridiculous Harry" replied Ron shaking his head in annoyance.

"Ridiculous? What if she finds out? Aren't you afraid of her?" asked Harry already knowing the answer as well as Ron's going-to-be-reply.

"No" came the simple response.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Harry, we know her since we were 11. For 16 freaking years!" exclaimed Ron.

"Does it change anything?"

"Well, not exactly..." replied Ron, who himself was looking nervous now.

"I think I should head home" said Harry trying to get out of there as soon as possible.

"No! We've come here on a mission and we'll complete it."

Harry sighed in defeat and took out his invisibility cloak and a old piece of parchment.

"Do you think it can cover both of us?" asked Ron, eying the cloak.

"Yes! It can stretch itself" replied Harry covering himself with cloak.

Ron followed suit.

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

Suddenly the parchment was an exact map of Hogwarts.

"Guess, we should go from here" said Harry pointing at a secret pass way which was free.

"Yeah"

Both of them started walking in peace. Only sound coming was from the fire.

"Ron! Our legs might be visible"

"I think you told me that the cloak can stretch itself."

"This cloak is for humans, not for a giant like you." replied Harry.

"What? I'm not a giant. I'm only 6'4"."

"Really? Hagrid is the only person who can talk to you looking down at your face."

"That's not true. Kingsley is taller than me."

Harry rolled his eyes again causing Ron to hit him on head.

"We're here."

"Good. Now search for the book."

Both came out of cloak.

"LUMOS".

Two wands lit up.

"It's there" said Harry pointing towards a huge book kept on the top of a cupboard.

Harry started looking around as if searching for something.

"What are you looking for?" asked Ron impatiently.

"Chair"

"Why?"

"Heh! Even you can't reach that book, Ron!" said Harry as a matter-of-fact.

Ron stared Harry with an annoyed expression on his face.

"Ever heard of Summoning Charm!"

Harry was frozen for a second wondering how he forgot such an obvious thing. Then again if there is a possibility of her catching you breaking in Hogwarts at this time, then you can forget your name too.

"ACCIO" muttered Harry pointing his wand at the huge book which slowly leviated to him. He caught it expertly.

He didn't bother reading the title.

"Ron come here."

Ron was by Harry's side in an instant.

After turning several pages, Harry come to a page with title-

"MAGICAL CHILDREN BORN IN 2006"

He quicly opened "P" section and found the name he was searching for instantly.

In golden ink was written

"Potter, Albus S."

"YES" shouted Harry with a wide grin plastered on his face.

Ron quickly turned the page to "W" section.

Harry, not being as absorbed in book as Ron was heard footsteps coming towards the room.

Ron also found what he was looking for. In golden ink, there was written

"Weasley, Rose H."

"YES" shouted Ron at least twice as loud as Harry.

But Harry's eyes were fixed on the map and his face was paler than usual.

He looked at Ron.

"It's her"

Before Ron could say a thing, the door opened. Ron dropped the book which fell on the ground with a loud THUD.

Standing before them, with a lit wand in her hand was Minerva McGonaggal.

Ron was as pale as Harry, if not more.

"Ah! Why am I not surprised by seeing you two here?" asked McGonnagal, her gaze following both as well as the book on the ground.

"Err.. We can...um..explain-" started Harry, only to be interrupted by Ron.

"Tomorrow" finished Ron and started leaving the room, Harry behind him.

For a second, Ron thought he saw a smile tugging at his former professor's lips.

Nah! I must be imagining things.

Both of them sighed in relief as soon as they were out of grounds and started laughing.

The book was still on the ground. Air swept pass the room, causing some pages to turn back to the "D" section.

On the bottom of the page, there was a name written in golden ink-

"Dursley, Ashley L."
posted by BellaCullen96
1. Offer him peanut butter fudge that you cooked yourself, and tell him that you named it Cornelius Fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that lime green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really more of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, more flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to join a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much more of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The...
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Greetings, new follower:


If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.


Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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so i went to see harry potter last night at the premiere and i really loved it, the part with burrow was cool but considering the next book has burrow parts in it, i have no idea what theyll do! haryy and ginny kiss was way lame and they are my fav so i was disappointed, but chacaters this year were amazing!1 tom felton, bravo!!! amazing, also emma watson, great job portraying your characters!!well i really loved, even though it didnt really stay true to the book but can wait to see the next one on nov 19 2010!! but TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE MOVIE AND HOW IT COMPARED TO THE BOOK, WHAT YOU LIKED OR DILIKED ANYTHING IS GOOD! LET ME KNOW AND ILL DISCUSS IF YOU WANT!!!! LOVE,AMANDA(PRINCESSCOOL)
Lately, through picks and forums I have noticed that a lot of people prefer the Cho/Harry pairing over the Ginny/Harry pairing. They have provided some pretty good reasons as to why they like Cho and Harry but I don't know... something about them just seems off. Don't take this the wrong way, I am not a Cho "hater" and I have no problem with Cho/Harry shippers. I just wanted to take some time and explain my reasoning...

1) Sure, Harry got butterflies in his stomach when her saw Cho[ Before Sirius' death] but after every date they had together Harry always ended up more miserable than he already...
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Ginevra Molly Weasley:

- Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies for several years.
- Later she became the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.
- J.K. Rowling has said that Ginny beat Cho in Quidditch by catching the Snitch right in front of her to show that Ginny was moe worthy of Harry than Cho.
- Many of Ginny's movements are described as being catlike, but her personality doesn't reflect her actions, since her Patronus is a horse and not a cat.

Fred Weasley:

- Fred was born on April 1st, April Fool's Day.
- After Fred's death, his brother George named...
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Ok people this is the 2 part when Salem and Remus kissed for the first time... maybe some of you don´t know what is a Augurey so if you want it you can check it here:

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Thanks and please leave comments


When I came back to myself the only thing I could hear was his voice although all the people around were talking too.
I looked at him just for a moment, I needed his eyes, I needed to fell his eyes on me… and he knew it because he looked at me at that very moment.
Suddenly I had lost my ability to breathe…
I crossed the Noble Hall with a quickstep but when I reached the Staircase of Stone...
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Firstable,
i am talking about the writers.

Be Objective, who writes her saga's the best?



ok, in my opinion, J.K. Rowling is way better writer than Meyer.

Why?
ok, #1 J.K. Rowling has written 10 books.
#2 she uses a more complex vocabulary and she creates a new one. with all the spells, names and a whole world of magic.
#3 the history she has to create year by year, has a really good continuity.
#4 Harry Potter characters have political and social foundations.
#5 the characters have to grow with the history and she make it look simple.
#6 she takes the risk of killing important characters, like...
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When i first watched this film, my first thought was that the film was absolutly brilliant but different from the book although it did have 400 pages ad so it was a lot to put in.
I thought the bad thing about this film was the absolutly rubbish kiss by daniel radcliff and cho chang because it was too long and really wierd.
The good thing about the film was the special effects that made you belive that it was there really happening. Also, i wish we saw more of ginny, all she did was glare at cho chang which is boring. there wasn't much talking but lots of magic and exitment. I thought that...
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Hello my name is Caitlin and I'm a Potter-holic.

Everyone has a story of how their Potter addiction started. My addiction started on 7/16/2005. It was the premier for book 6. I went to the premier for book 5 and attempted to read the book but it was too boring. So I was determined to read book 6. I never read any of the other books. I've only seen the movies. I started to read the book and I took it everywhere. I took it to summer camp and read all day. One day another girl at the camp came up to me and said," Oh my god, you're reading Half-Blood Prince! I just finished it. You know Dumbledore...
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ok woah the book was awesome i finished over the weekend there are so many things i want to know and one is a really big one is what made ahrry come bakc to life cuz i dont get that so and to the others that wrote things before the book came out they did a really good job on guessing like the person who said the scar was a horicinx cuz they were right so i also want to know who is victiore she is in the epigoue snogging teddy lupin so and the cousin of someone so oh and who killed the snake cuz harry told neville to do it if something bad happened and when voldy put the boddy nears his feet...
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You hear a lot about house hybrids but not much about their actual characteristics? I just wanted to write something on what each hybrid would be like. What do you think? BTW I was just trying to paint a picture of a stereotypical hybrid for each one. I wasn't saying all hybrids have ALL these qualities

Gryffinclaw

-Messy, prone to being very dysfunctional, don't work well within this society

-Would break the law to uphold the truth

-Against "the system"

-Spends a disproportionate of time online and not enough on school/work/uni

-Loud about their views

-Probably believes in the concept of "universal...
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In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning or very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't publish them or any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...
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Bellatrix is so gorgeous, but Voldemort is so ugly :/
Bellatrix is so gorgeous, but Voldemort is so ugly :/
Hey! I'm back to writing after a small break. This time, I'm focusing on fandom shipping.

So the half of the articles that I wrote in this club are about shipping. I ship Hermione and Harry, like Hermione and Ron a bit, and find Ginny bad about relationships. I also remember I wrote about Albus X Minerva, and I said they won't work out. Okay, if you have noticed this is all about the hero shipping. What about the villains? They can have a love life too. If you know me, you know I mostly hate villains. But people ship Bella and Voldemort together so much, that I had to share my opinion on it....
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Hello! This is my first story. Enjoy.

I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:

Dear Percy Jackson,

You have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.

See you at Hogwarts,

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore

An list is below:

From there was a list of things. I looked up. Time went by fast...

part 2 coming later. See ya!
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Its a common infliction that can consume the soul. The manufacturing of bacterial buffers is common in the witch world. Making increasingly nasty bacterial compositions, to increase buffering capabilities of sinners. I know the method, doesn't necessarily need to be stated, using radiation, semen, feces from sinners, using isolated radioactive individuals, radiating further, then look for new compounds or life forms. These weaponize, I remediate all weaponize material giving a new life form, a mark, that grows as a sickness to consume the soul. I cure the virus, only if you choose to sin, will...
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I had to write this article because there are many Snape haters that got him soooooo wrong through books and movies. So before I write this all, I must say Alan Rickman playing Snape wasn't why me and other Snape fans loved him. This is just a excuse for them hating on Snape and for us that we just love Snape because of his actor. Nope, in fact I didn't know Alan existed until I watched the movies. He was a pretty good actor, but not that to make his character all covered. So lets move on reasons.

1-Love For Lily
Severus Snape loved Lily Potter, the mother of Harry. He loved her no matter what...
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posted by elsafan1010
Enjoy! Some character's actors!

lol

This includes:

- Hermione Granger's actor Emma Watson
- Harry Potter's actor Daniel Radcliffe
- Ron Weasley's actor Rupert Grint
- Draco Malfoy's actor Tom Felton
- Ginny Weasley's actor Bonnie Wright
- Severus Snape's actor Alan Rickman

:)

XOXO
Emma Watson played Hermione Granger through the whole series. Here is a pic of Hermione in the sorcerer's stone. Emma Watson was 10 while playing Hermione.
Emma Watson played Hermione Granger through the whole series. Here is a pic of Hermione in the sorcerer's stone. Emma Watson was 10 while playing Hermione.
After a few years, Emma Watson looked like this and she continued to play Hermione, as the character Hermione grew with her.
After a few years, Emma Watson looked like this and she continued to play Hermione, as the character Hermione grew with her.
Although Harry Potter movies made her shine, she also acted in a lot of different movies too.
Although Harry Potter movies made her shine, she also acted in a lot of different movies too.
Emma Watson was born in 1990 and she is a British Actress and activist. She also played Belle in the beauty and the beast and participated in a lot more films.
Emma Watson was born in 1990 and she is a British Actress and activist. She also played Belle in the beauty and the beast and participated in a lot more films.
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson is now 32 years old :)
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson is now 32 years old :)
Daniel Radcliffe is an actor born in 1998, and he shined with the movies Harry Potter. He was 11 to play in the first Harry Potter movie.
Daniel Radcliffe is an actor born in 1998, and he shined with the movies Harry Potter. He was 11 to play in the first Harry Potter movie.
Actor made millions of dollars in the movies and is 33 now. He has a relationship with an actress called Erin Darke.
Actor made millions of dollars in the movies and is 33 now. He has a relationship with an actress called Erin Darke.
Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint was born in 24 August 1988. Known for playing Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter series and is English.
Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint was born in 24 August 1988. Known for playing Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter series and is English.
Actor now about to be 34 years old :)
Actor now about to be 34 years old :)
Tom Felton was portrayed as Draco Malfoy in every HP movie. Tom was born in 1987 and has a very successful career like others!
Tom Felton was portrayed as Draco Malfoy in every HP movie. Tom was born in 1987 and has a very successful career like others!
Tom Felton is 37 years old now and is in a relationship with Jade Olivia Gordon.
Tom Felton is 37 years old now and is in a relationship with Jade Olivia Gordon.
Bonnie Wright played Ginny Weasley and earned fame from it. She is an actress born in 1991 London and is also a model. She was 9 while playing Ginny.
Bonnie Wright played Ginny Weasley and earned fame from it. She is an actress born in 1991 London and is also a model. She was 9 while playing Ginny.
Bonnie Wright is now 31 years old and has Andrew Lococo as her husband.
Bonnie Wright is now 31 years old and has Andrew Lococo as her husband.
Alan Rickman was an actor born in 21 February 1946 and died 14 January 2016. RIP :(
Alan Rickman was an actor born in 21 February 1946 and died 14 January 2016. RIP :(
He played Severus Snape in Harry Potter movies. No one can make a better Snape than Alan Rickman. Don't even try.
He played Severus Snape in Harry Potter movies. No one can make a better Snape than Alan Rickman. Don't even try.
Enough for today! Tysm for reading.
Enough for today! Tysm for reading.
***WARNING: Spoilers for all 7 books***

Dear wizard of the future-

If you're reading this, I presume you studied History of Magic at Hogwarts or some other Wizarding institution. You have studied the second wizarding war, and you will have heard about me. Allow me to introduce myself- my name is Tom Riddle, and I am attempting to change the Wizarding World for the better- although if you are reading this, I was unsuccessful and am no longer here. What I tell you today will completely change your perception of everything that happened during that time.

My story starts, as you are aware, at the...
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