What Do You Think Is The Funniest Line In The Series?

LOL I love yours, it's really funny~
But I guess mine would be...
"Yes."
"Yes, *sir*."
"No need to call my sir, proffesor."
;D

"What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade."

I just love Snape-sarcasm :)

either "not my daughter you b***" Molly or "he know how to play itty bitty baby Potter" Bellatrix

These arent exactly lines,they just cracked me up

"Only time Ive ever seen Dad as angry as Mum.Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since."
"Yeah,well,passing over Freds left buttock--"
"I beg your pardon?"said Freds voice as the twins entered the kitchen.
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Harry tried to fix his thoughts on the hoop again;he had already forgotten what the three Ds stood for.
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A moment later,Harry had given a loud yell and leapt out of his camp bed;the package contained a large number of maggots.
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"My dad didnt strut,"said Harry,before he could stop himself."And neither do I."
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And soon they began.Harry,at least,felt extremely foolish,staring blankly at the crystal ball,trying to keep his mind empty when thoughts such as "this is stupid" Kept drifting across it.
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"Its obvious what this means.Theres gonna be loads of fog tonight."

"Ha-Ha Lavender, I see Uranus get it?"

" Spiders, why cant it be follow the butterflies"

" They were starving him mum, there were bars on his window"- " You best hope I dont put bars on YOUR window Ronald Weasley!"

" Your Sons flew that enchanted Car of yours to Surrey and back last night"- " Did you really, how'd it go?-I mean that was very wrong indeed boys very wrong of you."

" Harry you know all about muggles what exactly is the function of a rubber duck"

" Who told you about Fluffy?"

They [Harry, Ron, Fred, and George] took turns riding Harry's Nimbus Two Thousand, which was easily the best broom; Ron's old Shooting Star was often outstripped by passing butterflies.

I'll be her her friend as long as I don't have to wear that cardigan. Lavender ootp or He was never as devoted to my dad as my mum but last week I found him snogging a pair of my dads trousers. Sirius ootp

LOlz all the above lines are hilarious and am sorry i cant remember any coz i haven't read Hp in a while soo i would say the whole Fifth book is just really good and the funniest of all

I don't remember exactly how it goes but it's from GoF. Harry to Malfoy: "Does your mum always look like she's got dung under her nose or is it only when you're around?" oh snap!

"Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"
"Who do you know who's lost a bottock?"

oh tonks and moody :)

Ron: So did you guys do it, then?
Harry: W-wha- Oh...

(LOL, I got the words a little wrong, but you all know what I'm talking about)

Ron: IF WE DIE FOR THEM HARRY I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!

harry potter and the deathly hallows

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!" -Peeves the Poltergeist.

So many lines can't choose just one. But here are some for your enjoyment

"let us ask potter how we would tell the diffrence betwenn an inferius and a ghost?" " urg well ghosts are transparent.". " oh very good, yes it is easy to see 6 years of magical education have not been wasted on u potter. Ghosts ARE transparent".
pg 430-431 hbp

giggling should be made illegal.
Gof

"Godfather? You haven't got a godfather"
" Yes I have.He was my mum and dads best friend. He is a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes go keep in touch with me , though.Keep up with my news check Im happy...."

Gred and Forge