I am so tired i dont even know why im still staying up XD Posted over a year ago

Night all :) Hope you have magical dreams! Posted over a year ago

My sister will NOT leave me the fuck alone about some chain text that I apprently need to foward or I'll die. T.T Any ideas on how to get her to shut the fuck up? Posted over a year ago

HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME BIRTHDAY JOE MOSES!!!
WE ALL LESS THAN THREE YOU!!! Posted over a year ago

*eerily* I am a potato zombie... let me eat your potatoessssssssss... Posted over a year ago

Team Rosalie For Life! =D Posted over a year ago

If Twilight's the Bible, then I'm an atheist. XP Posted over a year ago

For everyone who was wondering about the origins of Team Potato:

link Posted over a year ago

Night all :) Posted over a year ago

I don't care what everyone in pop culture says. " Days of Summer " is my summer anthem. On the last day of school next school year, I'mma bring my iPod dock and blast that song in our class. Posted over a year ago

"I have to go pick up a book about vampires myself" -Quirrell (or something along those lines; First Book)
We should've known he was evil all along.... Posted over a year ago

All these dreams
I'm chasing after...
They don't need
all this laughter. Posted over a year ago

Don't you tell me to go say I'm the one
D-d-do you think I'm dumb?
I'm sorry did I just stutter?
Posted over a year ago

You're Harry freakin' Potter!
You don't understand,
you're a legend, man, to us all! Posted over a year ago

boopbadoobaadoo
boopbaboodadoo
rinrinrinrinrinringringring bananaaphone
(keeep the song goin; an in the righ order plz) Posted over a year ago

EMMA (lucius_malloy) KILLED THE POTATO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXECUTE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Don' wanna be an American Idiot... (join in if you know this song)! Posted over a year ago

4001 fans baby! Potato King is pleased. Posted over a year ago

EVERYON(TWILIGHT FANS AN HARRY POTER FANS ALTOGETHER) CELABRAT WE REACHE OVER 4000 FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

You guys ready for Deathly Hallows? Posted over a year ago

MY CELLLUAR
BANAULAR PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

*tosses a potato to everyone* :3 Posted over a year ago

My friend on another website is so awesome. She defeated all of the Cullens singlehandedly with a baseball bat, burned them, and made a sandcastle out their ashes. I watched while eating popcorn. XD Posted over a year ago

Team Rosalie For Life! =D Posted over a year ago

The Twilight fans on the Twilight spot are saying that all the Harry Potter fans on this spot are jerks and are rude to them and all that stuff. How would they know? There aren't any Twilight fans here. Mind as well turn this spot into the potato club.. LOL. Posted over a year ago

I'm rereading Twilight . . . my friend is making me. But I don't mind. Too much. Now I can see how many times they say "chagrin". LOL. Posted over a year ago

You say Twilight, I say Doctor Who.
You say bite, I say sonic.
You say blood, I say "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey... Stuff."
You say Bella and Edward, I say Amy and Eleven.
You say Cullen, I say Smith.
You say vampires, I say Time Lords.
Doctor Who pwns Twilight... get over it. Posted over a year ago

Lol, next year I'm going to a catholic school. I think I may have to introduce a couple of people to Potatoism. Posted over a year ago

I feel like starting a market for Troll Spray... Posted over a year ago

boo! oh, I scared you. I scared you so bad. Look how scared you are. Posted over a year ago

heyy lets go bothre snape!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

:D
link Posted over a year ago

Are any of you guys here on Average Wizard? My username is demigoddaughterofhecate. Posted over a year ago

hii im harry poter
an im ron! Posted over a year ago

Is pissed at how many awards Twilight just won at TCA2010. ( About 8 or 9 ). This is OK, because Vampire Diaries won 8 awards, and Glee won tons too :) Posted over a year ago

lol, the potato has become practically a religion now :D Posted over a year ago

LOBSTER WILL NEVER BEAT POTATO!!!! Posted over a year ago

Look at this ridiculous question on the Twilight spot: link

LOL Posted over a year ago

Just downloaded the AVPM/S soundtracks on my iPod :D Posted over a year ago

venvargie = Potato Queen
Team Sirius Black = Spare Potato Queen (There's a difference >_<)
GemonkDruid = Potato Druid? o.o? Posted over a year ago

for me both r onlY "HORRIBLE"............................................ Posted over a year ago

Twilight is better, believe it or not.... Posted over a year ago

*is in Spike mode* Harry Potter for ever... BITCH! Posted over a year ago

"Did you get my text? Well, you didn't text me back." I'm trying to set this as my text alert sound, but I can't find it anywhere... :( *sadface* Posted over a year ago

Today, we went shopping for school supplies ( again ) and I was singing " Gotta get back to Hogwarts ". I plan on doing this on the school bus and when I'm going to WWoHP. Posted over a year ago

Spare Potato... I own it ^_^ Posted over a year ago

One potato two potato three potato four. :D Posted over a year ago

twilight sucks, the book sucks, the movies suck even worse, Harry Potter is awesome, the books have a good plot and are great, the movies are great and dont have cheap graphics and sound effects and they have good actors, twilight is this: who should bella choose? edward or jacob? WHO GIVES A FUCK Posted over a year ago

potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotato Posted over a year ago

I HAVE REUPLOADED THE POTATO HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

What is the story behind the potato? (Just curious). Posted over a year ago

I'm fucking pissed. Who got heart shaped potato photo removed? I'll fucking cut them. >:U YOU DON'T FUCK WITH POTATO, MAN. YOU JUST /DON'T/! Posted over a year ago

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
( C'mon, keep it going! ) Posted over a year ago

What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Posted over a year ago

I just got a Dedicated Fan medal for this spot, even though I just joined last month... :D
On a completely unrelated note, Potato. Posted over a year ago

SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT Posted over a year ago

harrpotter is beeter Posted over a year ago

OHMYGOD Umbridge stop TEXTING ME! Posted over a year ago

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do?!
Posted over a year ago

Can YOU dance like a Hippogryff? Posted over a year ago

hi can you please help in my new club i need some fans to help me would you like to help here is the link:link Posted over a year ago

rargh. Posted over a year ago

Just to people who are confused about the potato thing: I posted on a forum "POTATO!" because I was bored and random. Plus, I say that sometimes when there's a silence >.> I think I started that :P Posted over a year ago

Sorry, I couldn't hear over the sound of how EPIC Harry Potter is! Posted over a year ago

That's as likely as Cedric Diggory dying and becoming a sparkly vampire. Posted over a year ago

Last night one of my friends said "Edward Cullen's waiting for you, Annie," and I swear to God that for like, two seconds my whole body froze with fear and my heart starting thumping really fast and I could just imagine him right behind me.... just staring.... Posted over a year ago

TEAM OBI-WAN!

because he kicks EVERYONES ass. Posted over a year ago

i mad an articel, wat do u think of it
Posted over a year ago

Sighs heavily* why do peopl have to give such LONG answers... why can people just say simple stuff as "Yes, i agree" or "I dissagree"
Instead of giving their whole life story since they got obsessed with HP??????

It is gettin even more annoyiong, than whinny comments...
PS. TEAM TWILIGHT! Posted over a year ago

I just ate frenchfries. The poor spuds. ;~; Posted over a year ago

LONG LIVE DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY! - Sorry, felt the need for a random outburst. :P Posted over a year ago

Finished for today guys. Good night :) Posted over a year ago

I just realised that Emma Watson doesn't just like Twilight, she's a self-proclaimed TWIHARD.
NO!!!!! NOT EMMA!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

CLICK THIS IF YOU LURVE POTATOS: link Posted over a year ago

OMG i just found a orum topic "harry potter is better then twilight" and foun a box of me sayin "i luv twilight"

O the sham! Posted over a year ago

Oh my Wizard God, I just got a Dedicated Medal for this spot. Holy Crap. Posted over a year ago

hey! i think twilight is better!!
jus love it! Posted over a year ago

*worships the holy potato* Posted over a year ago

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY POTATO! Posted over a year ago

Halloween. Yep, it's too early for it, but anyone know what they're dressing up as? I'm going as a Hufflepuff ^_^ Posted over a year ago

'AVADA KEDAVRA' s the #1 trending topic on Twitter. 'Nuff said. Posted over a year ago

whos hannahtwilight? Posted over a year ago

Now normally, talking to a wall would get you put into a mental hospital... O.o heheheheheh... Posted over a year ago

I need a potato, people are pissing me off. :/ Posted over a year ago

*Hugs heart shaped potato from Ven* Posted over a year ago

I must know why everyone is obsessed with potatoes... Posted over a year ago

*throws another potato* Posted over a year ago

dear mr and mrs my parents
i miss u, hogwarts is fun
i am learning magic alot
c u at christmas
ron Posted over a year ago

yayayayayayyayayayyayayay i got CHEESE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (it's chocalate AND vanilla Posted over a year ago

*throws a potato* (who will catch it) Posted over a year ago

I have nightmares about Umbridge committing homicide. Siriusly. Posted over a year ago

can someone tell me how i giv props and rate a forum topic up? Posted over a year ago

today while in the bathtub, i fell asleep and had a nightmare
i was riding a thestral through a thunderstorm
every thunderclap resolved into their voices:bother bother
suddenly it became music
i was at the yule ball with lily evans
i asked her to dance, she asked me to die
would bet i cud lily
would bet i could Posted over a year ago

do twilight fans hav to follow a rule to make sure their grammer and spelling is inorectly spelled?
cause there is a twilight fan here who said the book was'kool'
u no u cudve just used the 'c' Posted over a year ago

As I posted elsewhere and also supports AVPM:
Harry: "Gosh! Twilight is so annoying, okay? It's like this book that's around all the time, when I don't need a book around! It's this spare book all the time, this spare book! It's such a SPARE!"

Voldemort: KILL THE SPARE! Posted over a year ago

i lost a button on my cloak today
minerva pointed it out in front of the entire faculty
o cruel attention
button o button o were hav though fled
did thee tarry to long amongst fabric and thread
did it roll off my boson and cease to exist
how i wish i cud follow thee into the mist Posted over a year ago

*Shifty eyes* *Steals potato* Posted over a year ago

All I have to say right now is Harry Potter beats Twilight. Posted over a year ago

Snape: "I dreamt I was at the yule ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. She asked me to die"
Harry: "My Mum was awesome!" Posted over a year ago

My sister purchased a special Twilight issue of Teen Now on the way home from Wales. Twi-haters made an entrance into it, because they had to write about a website called Twilightsucks.com.

Rejoice, for we have entered a higher level of people-knowing-about-us-ness.

hehehehe... twilight sucks. Posted over a year ago