If you type in Stephenie Meyer is on google, you get fat, a terrible writer among other insults. If you type in JK Rowling is, you get a genius. I agree. Posted over a year ago

Anyone mind if I post a "TeamSiriusBlack's Anit-Twilight Story"? Posted over a year ago

I show not your face but your hearts desire. Posted over a year ago

move along.... POTATO!!!! Posted over a year ago

OMG LOL YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!! link Posted over a year ago

I drew a picture of you. Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater it´s.. rather good. It´s.. quite good. You know... it´s probably the best I´ve ever done. Actually... can I have that back? Wait... no... I´m TAKING IT! I´ve stolen your favorite drawing! Look, what do you think of this? NO! Goyle paste it! Posted over a year ago

i got a poato and gives it to fredwrules Posted over a year ago

Tom Felton is getting a snuggie. this is beyond funny. Posted over a year ago

OHMYWIZARDGOD DARREN CRISS CAN PLAY THE UKELELY (sp?) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Edward's not a vampire, he is a fairy. He sparkles, he's musical, and he lives in the woods.

Where's his wings? And why does he drink blood if he's not a vamp? Well, I have the answer to both of those questions: His wings got ripped off by a mountain lion, and he's been draining animals ever since for revenge.

All the other Cullens are real vampires, since they were never shown sparkling in the book. They took Edward in because they felt pity for him. And that's the real story of Twilight. Posted over a year ago

yay me i got to see otter movie for harry Posted over a year ago

OK GUYS, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
I'm heading to Orlando today, so I probably won't be on here for about two weeks. :|
So, see you guys 2 weeks from now! Posted over a year ago

OMG NEW STARKID SHIRTS ASFNUAW9EGFMUA90EGFAJEWM0GIFJAEW09GFA
I WANT THEM ALL Posted over a year ago

i actualy startd watchin this spot b4 i registerd ( ididnt no i cud register ths easly) i wishd tha i cudv had a go at thos fans lik killie an bamagrl an kris an thos other twitards, not thos lik sapherequeen, its jus no fun havin a fight (i lik fights in fanpop) Posted over a year ago

SOOO, VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES OR WIZARDS, PEOPLE???? Posted over a year ago

OMG ORLANDO TOMORROW
FOIESBNAWIOGNVAHGVAI ROGHAIORGVNARIOGVMARHE

And we're still not finished packing... we started last night, and we're finishing tonight. I'll tell you guys when I'm leaving for the airport. Posted over a year ago

Buffy > Bella
Spike > Edward
Oz > Jacob
Cordy > Rosalie
Willow > Alice
Xander > Jasper
Tara > Angela
Giles > Carlisle
Fanged Four > James, Victoria, Laurent
Slayerettes > Volturi

I'm a Buffy fan, through and through! Fellow BtVS fans can add to the list! Posted over a year ago

I wish Professor Snape doled out bare bottom spankings. Posted over a year ago

hi everyone how r ur lives Posted over a year ago

OMG 2 MORE DAYS UNTIL ORLANDO DJIOJWFNAIRHJDKNRJKNRHJESNRHJDHDEHND

And we're still not done packing... >.> Posted over a year ago

Working for my Fnatic Award :D!
And yes: I have no life ^_^ Posted over a year ago

its no fun on ths sopt now tha ther r no twilight fans to debat Posted over a year ago

Why the hell is the background thingy here of Poptarts..? Posted over a year ago

omgg today i gott my dedicatd medal for ths spot!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Today in class, when the teacher wasn't there, this Twitard stood up and said, "Okay, raise your hand if you think Harry Potter's gay!" And, unsuprisingly, nobody did. Then I said, mimicking the Twitard's voice, "Okay, raise your hand if you think Edward Cullen's a loser fairy." And almost everyone raised their hand. XD I wuv my class. Posted over a year ago

For those who've read Percy Jackson:

Don't you wish you could say "Erres es korrakas" to Meyer? Posted over a year ago

Rah rah rah ah ah
Roma Roma ma
Gaga ooh lala
Want your bad romance! Posted over a year ago

"I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME SMASH!"

That line is so perfect for Eclipse. But nooo.... *shakes head and grumbles* Posted over a year ago

How to defeat Edward Cullen:
Don’t believe he exists.

SAY IT WITH ME:

“I DON’T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES. I DON’T. I DON’T.”

“I DON’T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES. I DON’T. I DON’T.”

“I DON’T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES. I DON’T. I DON’T.” Posted over a year ago

WE MADE IT TO PAGE 300 ON THE 1000 REASONS FORUM!
LET'S CELEBRATE! Posted over a year ago

ORLANDO ON FRIDAY!!
I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF!!
WWoHP is in eight days...
BUT ORLANDO ON FRIDAY!! Posted over a year ago

"My parents got eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar." - Harry
Posted over a year ago

I got my dedicated fan medal for this club... Yay? Posted over a year ago

comment if you want homework to die in a very deep hole full of homework eating echidnas. Posted over a year ago

This is how my Nov. 18th will go.
Just change play practice to practicing guitar and piano.

link Posted over a year ago

My mind is racing but my heart beats faster
I'm in control, commander and master!
Lady fate's creating disaster but she ain't the boss of me
Head-on collision with a catastrophic setback
Makes you either want to get lost or get back
I choose the latter, lets not forget that!
We hold the cards this time!
So there's no need to bitch or whine! Posted over a year ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!1!

Thought you ought to know....

*faint* Posted over a year ago

Finished re-reading the HP series in preparation for Orlando. Now for the HP/Disney movie marathon. Posted over a year ago

Hey, Meyer. Some village called. They want their idiot back. Posted over a year ago

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TWILIGHT IS USED TO HELP KIDS STUDY NOW DX (It's in some book that helps with vocab. Here's an example:)

"Can you resist the allure of Edward's myriad charms — his ocher eyes and tousled hair, the cadence of his speech, his chiseled alabaster skin, and his gratuitous charm? Will you hunt surreptitiously and tolerate the ceaseless deluge in Forks to evade the sun and uphold the facade?"

DX Posted over a year ago

Just a little warning to anyone who's planning on trolling here today:

I'm in a bad mood, so I WILL bite your head off. And honestly, you don't want that to happen, and I won't regret anything I say, even when I'm calm. Best thing for you to do is just wait for another day when I won't kill you for being stupid. kthnxbai. Posted over a year ago

teh fans r growin........ Posted over a year ago

Gud night to the potato king!;) Posted over a year ago

Then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

^Comment if you think that is the perfect ending to Twilight. :D Posted over a year ago

What the HELL is a Hufflepuff? Posted over a year ago

Ohmahwizardgod.
Everone type in " sexy snape " in the Google search bar, then press I'm Feeling Lucky. " It is one of the best things you will ever see. Posted over a year ago

EVERYONE MUST WATCH THIS!
link Posted over a year ago

I'm thinking of listening/singing " Gotta Get Back To Hogwarts " both on the school bus to school and at WWoHP :) Posted over a year ago

"Home."
I've heard the word before,
But it never meant much more
Than just a thing I've never had.

A "place,"
They say, "Hey, know your place!"
But I've never had a place to even know,
Or a face that I could go to
If I needed someone there...

I'm laughing
It's hard to hide a smile
My god, it's been a while
Since I have had a reason to Posted over a year ago

One more week until Orlando. Family starts packing tomorrow. Posted over a year ago

i want to do magic so bad Posted over a year ago

I just saw Vampires Suck it was halarious and had a way better plot then Twilight. Posted over a year ago

Tomorrow ( Saturday, August 21st ) Is " Run Around Like Joe Moses as Snape " day. Everyone who has seen AVPM should do this. Posted over a year ago

This is to all the people who waited anxiously for a letter to arrive by owl when they turned eleven, yet, never received it. To all the people who pick up sticks and use them as wands hoping they will preform magic. To all of those who have been inspired by a boy with a lightning shaped scar. To all those who wish they were born to become wizards. To those who, till this day, haven’t stopped believing in magic. You are not alone. Posted over a year ago

OK on tumblr, is anyone popgoesthepatronus? coz she just mentioned potato in one of her posts, and I don't think many people out of this fully understand the epicness that is potato. Posted over a year ago

... I think my dog just did what I asked it to do. which wasn't sit, stay or heel. It was bark really loudly when my family comes home. which she did. *confused face* Posted over a year ago

Ok, so some of you know about the A.J. Holmes day, where he was Chuck Norris?
Well today it's a facebook meme of Prince Tyler ( Brunsman. They guys who plays Cedric, Fudge, and Lucius in AVPM/S ) and all his chivalrous deeds, since he's a prince.
It was started by Harry StarKid Potter, one of the StarKid family roleplayers.
Here's an example:
Prince Tyler would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs just to dance with you. Posted over a year ago

I just figured out they won't have the " OI! There's a WAR going on here! " line in the DH movie. Oh noes D: D: D: Posted over a year ago

So many douchebags in the world
So many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But guys like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care

For there will always be guys like Potter
To realise tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd've brought her
If you'd only done
so much more for the one
back when you were young Posted over a year ago

I should PROLLY stop with the pictures now. xD Posted over a year ago

HEY

You know how there are Wizard Swears?

I was thinking we should come up with Potato Swears. cx

POTATO'S NIPPLE!!!! Posted over a year ago

Hey Dragon,
you don't gotta do this.
Let's evaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
'cause really, I don't wanna go through this. Posted over a year ago

New banner at the "A Very Potter Sequel" club ^_^ Posted over a year ago

Ok, as most of you know, I'm going to Orlando in 8 days, and part of that trip is to WWoHP. I need some advice on what order to go to the places in. I'm thinking rides first, then shopping, and wands later in the evening. Any ideas? Posted over a year ago

This is unrelated, but I know people here like Percy Jackson, soo

Happy 17th Birthday, Percy Jackson! :D Posted over a year ago

LOL, the other day my whole tech class was like, "Elmo's a guy?" Posted over a year ago

rawr! In dinosaur that means I love you :) Posted over a year ago

I am fan of both Harry Potter and Twilght and I don't like it that HP and Twilght fans r always quarelling about which is better! Posted over a year ago

You remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No you wouldn't talk to me
yesterday. Posted over a year ago

One potato two potato three potato four. :D Posted over a year ago

Harry Potter is way better than twilight Posted over a year ago

Today's the big game
The one we've been waiting for
We're ready
We'll represent the house flag of Gryffindor
The Ravenclaws have got nothing on us ( I COMPLETELY DISAGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT! )
We'll defeat them and not even break a sweat Posted over a year ago

"Now two people are mad at me!" Posted over a year ago

i love harry potter and i cant wait for the 19th novmber :) Posted over a year ago

I was on this site that told you what famous writer you write like if you gave them a writing sample.

I put one in and I got the follow result:

"I write like
J. K. Rowling"

FUCK YEAH! 8D
Posted over a year ago

comment here if you think it's rude when people delete your stuff without asking. (someone deleted my llama pic :'( I iz sad nao.) Posted over a year ago

Comment here if HP is awesome. :D Posted over a year ago

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

*ahem*

Potato.

THAT IS ALL. Posted over a year ago

I retweeted @HarryPotterFilm's tweet with the picture of Harry and Ginny *nearly* kissing because they used the word "Snoggaliciously."
I will be using that word in the future. Posted over a year ago

twilight is sooo cooler that harry potter is sooo ugle Posted over a year ago

i'm on DUMBLEDORE's army's side!
weeh go HP!!!! Posted over a year ago

go harry go harry go
team hary big time ;) Posted over a year ago

i hate it whan twilght fans tipe lyke this. can dey even spell????
WHEN THEY WRITE IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYIN TOO.
At least Harry Potter fans can type like normal people. Posted over a year ago

there we go, all done :) Posted over a year ago

sorry peoples, but I'm going to post up a few random pictures nao :) Posted over a year ago

Avada Kedavra! Posted over a year ago

Red Vines! Posted over a year ago

Hey guys, it's AJ Holmes appreciation day!! So everyone type Chuck Norris facts, but make them AJ Holmes facts xD Posted over a year ago

go harry go harry go harry Posted over a year ago

OMG FOUND THIS ON MUGGLENET!!!!!

"It has been one of the most guarded secrets surrounding Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But in a preview piece by Entertainment Weekly, they say the split occurs at the following point:

Part 1, by the way, will end at about Chapter 24 of the book, with Voldemort gaining possession of the Elder wand, one of the three Deathly Hallows that allow the bearer to conquer death." Posted over a year ago

Hey, everyone! :D ILU!♥ Posted over a year ago

Ha ha ha I stole the potato *Bellatrix like cackle* Posted over a year ago

Here I am, face to face
With a situation
I never thought I'd ever see
Strange, how a dress can take a mess and make her nothing less than
beautiful to me... Posted over a year ago

I'm angry... Can I has potato? Posted over a year ago

Twilight just changed my habits.
When I didn't kniw Twilight, I'm very unconcious to my surroundings.
Now, I'm so much tuned in into the latest.
First of all, it wasn't scary. I loved it because I had so much to discover about it.
Not just, "there's the all of the info needed"...
No.
That's why I liked it.
Give me time to identify why I liked Twilight.
I'm not discovering much... Posted over a year ago

Did you get mah, text? Posted over a year ago

We've got these days of summer to remind us of each other!
The time we have to spend apart will keep us in each other's heart!
I hope the good old days are something I will dream about at night!
Doesn't matter if it's soon or later, I know that it's gonna be alright! Posted over a year ago

Good mornin' all! Posted over a year ago

Jeepers Creepers, I should've slept in more.. Posted over a year ago

MORNIN Posted over a year ago