The Full Story of Gemonkus:

So you all know that I am a huge Buffy fan, right? Well, sometimes fandom can go a little too far.

See, one of the characters, Angel has a dark soulless side to him. Angelus. But to tell the truth, I thought he was kinda cool.

So I invented my own dark side, Gemonkus. Gemonkus is the complete opposite of me. Except she can spell and she can tolerate Spike.

Kids, I'm warning you. Never do that. EVER. It was a bad idea, inventing a dark side for myself. Posted over a year ago

Hello. This is Gemonkus again. I'd just like to say that Harry Potter is a horrible book that will never be a classic. Look at Bram Stoker's Dracula, look at Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire. Those are vampire books, like Twilight. There are no classics with wizards in them. Posted over a year ago

Whos in favour of a new banner? Posted over a year ago

Hello. This is Gemonkus, Gemonk's evil counterpart. Or should I say, the better counterpart. >:D Posted over a year ago

I know I haven't been around the spot for a while. X,D Forgive me. Helloooooo again~ Posted over a year ago

So, yeah, now I'm not going to DH this Sunday because of band. Posted over a year ago

HARRY POTTER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Guys, just to clarify: This is Aquilia or Mina, I'm just creating this account to dissociate myself from my main facebook, which has lead to awkardness like unable to do anything on cellphone, lol. Posted over a year ago

The Potato Queen is back!

Miss me?

:3 Posted over a year ago

I wonder - would Harry Potter be better if it was Neville who was targeted by Lord Voldemort with his cowardly personality in book one? Neville Longbottom series ... hmm. Posted over a year ago

Both are completely different sooo i cant really choose which is better twilight more like vampires/wolves/Humans= lurveeee and harry potter is like any fantasy thing u can fink of thought mainly wizards and humans (muggles)= bare wizard fighting so yeah i cant really choose though if ma life depended on it im gonna say Harry potter=LURVEEEE Posted over a year ago

Okay, I'm now going to see DH on Sunday... and going shopping. Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one who wore mismatching socks when watching DH in honor of Dobby? Posted over a year ago

Stalkers: They're only okay if they sparkle. What is the world coming to? Posted over a year ago

I have my tickets,I have my tickets,I have my tickets!!!!! =D Posted over a year ago

excuse me while I blow your minds:
"The three brothers, Voldemort, Snape and Harry.
One died for power, the other sought dead love, and the last greeted death as a old friend."
OHMYWIZARDGOD Posted over a year ago

I'm seeing DH tomorrow and I'm excited as hell. xD Posted over a year ago

I am going to see DH... well, I dunno when. Posted over a year ago

i've just been told our generation's going to be know for sparkly vampires and bieber-fever :'( *goes into depression* :'( Posted over a year ago

I am seeind DH tody!!!!! O.O Posted over a year ago

I'm so excited to see DH!!! :D but I gotta wait till thanksgiving to watch it :( Posted over a year ago

I saw the Deathly Hallows today, my friend made me see it with her. Actually, it wasn't that bad to be honest. I can't belive I'm saying this but I actually kind of...liked it...

Plus, the guy who plays Ron is really cute. Posted over a year ago

I'M SEEING DH TOMORROW CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D /(|)\ Posted over a year ago

Just seen DH! It was amazing! You all have to see it! Posted over a year ago

okay now this clud is very one sided, i love both twilight and harry potter, hell i love vampire diaries.

so y is it so imposible to love both??? Posted over a year ago

I'm going to see the moviein 3 hours and 32 minutes! Posted over a year ago

Andrew Sims,from Mugglenet vs Laura Byrne from twilight Lexicon in HP vs Twilight debate..... Posted over a year ago

Harry Potter premiered in our country yesterday; my classmates want to spoil me >-( =))))) Posted over a year ago

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR DH? Posted over a year ago

I'm going on band tour for 3 days.

So I'll miss out on DH. FML.

But I'll also miss school! FyourL.

:D BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Deathly Hallows week - I wanna know your preparations :) Posted over a year ago

3 FUCKING DAYS TILL DEATHLY HALLOWS PART ONE COMES OUT I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE! Posted over a year ago

WTF is with all of the references to potatoes on this spot? This is for Twilight vs. HP, not a spot to discuss starchy vegetables. I also noticed some lobster sh*t too.

I personally hate potatos they taste really gross, except french fries and chips.
My favorite food is fried lobster. Lobsters are so cute and snappy, AND they're so delicious! YUM YUM YUM

So anyways, Just wanted to ask WTF? Posted over a year ago

I swear all my favourite characters die at some point; Spike, Cordelia, Lupin, Tonks, Dobby, Fred (HP), Fred (Angel) Posted over a year ago

at the end of Deathly Hallows part 2 i'm going to cry so much :'( Posted over a year ago

We're nearing Death Hallows week! Posted over a year ago

Just scored a dedicated fan medal for this spot!

XD My first dedicated fan medal on here, :P Posted over a year ago

For all nooblets of the spot:

Potato: GOD
Cookie: Next best thing
Lobster: THE ENEMY Posted over a year ago

OMGGGGG
EVERYONE GO TO USTREAM NOW
link Posted over a year ago

Love Potato ... XD Posted over a year ago

I got my dedicated here! Posted over a year ago

@FredWRules I JUST LOST THE GAME >:( evil. Posted over a year ago

I'll probably won't be here a lot for the next few weeks, so... See ya. Posted over a year ago

DAMNIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME! (hehehe) Posted over a year ago

"Twilight is better than Harry Potter"
"Oh, hahahaha HAHAHAHA ADURRDURRDURRDURR!"

Even the cross-dressing spoof characters own Twilight :)
AVPM/S FTW! Posted over a year ago

Sorry I haven't been on here a lot.
Tumblr seems to distract me from everything else.
A LOT.
I CAN FEEL MY GRADES DROPPING. Posted over a year ago

One day I hope to meet Robert Pattinson and while everyone is screaming "OMG IT's EDWARD" or "OMG IT'S ROBERT PATTINSON" i will be the one the one shouting "MERLIN'S BEARD CEDRIC'S BACK FROM THE DEAD" :D Posted over a year ago

Is it just me, or was everyone else out of debating mood when this new wave of Twilighters came on? I was so thrown off, now I get really annoyed with them easily. :D Posted over a year ago

if anyone questions wat potato has to do with this spot, theres a quote in hp 1 that gives u an image of thousands of potatos in the great hall Posted over a year ago

I wonder how much makeup it'll take to make Kristen Stewart "pretty" enough to be a Meyerpire? Thoughts? Posted over a year ago

guys, I've been here for seven months :D Posted over a year ago

Edward will never be as awesome as the awesommness that is William The Bloody :) Posted over a year ago

sorry if i seem bitchy to anyone on here today, i'm just in a really bad mood Posted over a year ago

idk why im doing this but .... let's see if i can get more than 10 comments (write any crap u want). Posted over a year ago

I know this isn't related, but it's getting really annoying... when I click on 'show comments' it brings me to the top of the page!

-Random Posted over a year ago

i love harry potter who agrees with me? Posted over a year ago

Alice Cullen is a sparkly wannabe Drusilla Posted over a year ago

Hi just bought breaking dawn.just want ur opinion abt it. Posted over a year ago

I only know two "Esther" in my life. . .one who is my friend, and the other was an effed-up little monster who scared the freaking hell out of me. Pass the anti-nightmare pills, I just saw "Orphan". The name ESTHER is just so WRONG.

P.S. I know this post is out of place. Posted over a year ago

I think 5 is my lucky number. Coz my b-day is Sept. 5, and all my fav characters have 5 letters in their name: Spike, Angel, Buffy, Faith, Harry... And best of all, 5 has nothing to do with Twilight! Muahaha... >:)

Except for Bella... and Alice... and Jacob... FML. :( Posted over a year ago

My Dad's changed my school timetable on Thursdays. What was 'German', 'PE', 'Science', 'History', 'Geography' has become 'Spell-casting', 'Quidditch', 'Potions', 'History of Magic' and 'Geography of the mind'. ^^ Posted over a year ago

Who wants a Potato? *smiles mischievously* Posted over a year ago

who wants potato # 1? Posted over a year ago

I've died... so many years ago-o-o... but you can make it feel... like it isn't so...

JOIN IN IF YOU KNOW IT! Posted over a year ago

We fly of course! Posted over a year ago

ϟ Posted over a year ago

Happy Halloween! Posted over a year ago

this is an 95% Harry Porter fans & i love both sides but Twilight more..& i think twilight fans are more welcoming and sophisticated & i personally dont see the point why i should side when both Harry Porter & Twilight are good in their own right.. its all about preference Posted over a year ago

Hmm. There aren't many Twilight supporters over here - I think it's because we drove them all out. XDD But I would like some more debates, any Twilighters willing to come over here and defend their territory? ^^ Posted over a year ago

Am I crazy to cry/get very sad over fictional characters' deaths? I don't think I am. Posted over a year ago

I think i know why the Cullens sparkle, it's the body glitter, it stops them burning
Posted over a year ago

The big bouncing inflatable green ball hit Potato!
link Posted over a year ago

Harry Potter pwns Twilight :D Posted over a year ago

So Edward Cullen was bad at first, then became good and brooded? Sound familiar? And Rosalie was a bitch, yet one of the good ones? *cough Cordelia's pissed cough* Don't forget the sarcastic werewolf. Posted over a year ago

Random comment is random:
I will probably not be on... At all... Because of school... FML. Posted over a year ago

so Alice Cullen has visions, was being tracked by a vampire while she was human? hmmmmmmmmmmm hasn't that been done before? Posted over a year ago

Hi.

I wonder if SMeyer has ever read this...

I hope so.

You SUCK smeyer. Posted over a year ago

I find it funny that James Marsters is not really Brittish, and yet he has a better accent than Pattinson's, who IS Brittish.

AND he's a better singer... I DIED when I heard 'Rest In Peace'. The sexiness was smothering me. :D Posted over a year ago

Could someone please tell me why people on here keep talking about potatoes? All over this spot, I've been hearing stuff about "the potato is awesome!" or something like that. Posted over a year ago

I was watching Final Destination 3 yesterday and though I've seen it before, I now realized it has something Harry Potter related. You have the scene where Wendy and Kevin are driving and suddenly they see a big black dog. I was like 'Look!It's the Grim!Run for your lives!'

Now everyone questions my mental state... Posted over a year ago

"There's no Edward Cullenus, is there?" - Joss Whedon.

This quote is WIN. Posted over a year ago

I want to La Push Jacob Black of a cliff and stab Edward Cullen with Forks! :) Posted over a year ago

I prefer bonfire vampires over disco ball vampires. Posted over a year ago

Stephanie Meyer ruined vampires for this generation Posted over a year ago

I hate Bellatrix.
Random, yes, but I hate her.
What do you think of her?
Narcissa and Andromeda are WAY better Blacks. And Sirius is even better.
Agree to agree? Disagree to disagree? Er, was it agree to disagree? Yeah, I think so. Posted over a year ago

THE MASTER IS TAKING OVER THE INTERNET!!!!! Posted over a year ago

prefiero harry potter odio crepusculo!! Posted over a year ago

I just joined this club and to me..... im on both sides.. harry potter is soo awesome! twilight is awesome too. i luv both...so im neutral Posted over a year ago

and the award for the most amazing vampire ever created goes to Ed....SPIKE :) Posted over a year ago

A ruggedly-gorgeous, blonde, British badass, what girl didn't lust after his undead body, LOL. All fangirlish joking aside though, this was a very well-rounded character, and I'm surprised Marsters didn't win an award for the role, because Spike is as complicated as characters can get, and he did a fantastic job in playing all those different sides. Simply one of the coolest vamps ever. Edward, you can only wish. Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one who says 'Curiosity killed the cat, but Horcruxes/Hallows brought it back???? Posted over a year ago

this is my facebook status right now Edward Cullen is jealous of William The Bloody :) xx Posted over a year ago

The only good thing about Twilight is it bought us the epic movie Vampires Suck Posted over a year ago

Twilight- Bella's listening to her ipod
New Moon- Bella hates music
well WTH was she listening to on her ipod? Posted over a year ago

u hp fans should not beinsulting us and twi fans shouldn't be insulting you because i used to like hp once. hp has been out way before twilight existed so stop the feud and the twi fans will do twi stuff and you will do hp stuff we won't bother u, u don't bother us. SO STOP THE F**KING FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Spike & Angel = Dynamite Pairing <3

Bella & Edward = FAIL

Even two male vampires who only gotten together once pwn supposed OMG TRU LUV. Posted over a year ago

i accept that somebody like harry potter.
but i hate these hp fans which mean to like twilight is a dishonor. that is so miserably. Posted over a year ago

I don't get why Twilight fans forget to capitalize the first letter of the series they are supporting! Posted over a year ago

sparkly vampires? i thought they burned.... Posted over a year ago

i am so bored of harry potter fans going ...
Harry Potter is better than twilight
proven fact !
its not its an opinion theres a differencee ! :L Posted over a year ago