Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 20 reasons why I hate Twilight

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posted by HaleyDewit

1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches you when you sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely dependent of her stalker boyfriend and is totally helpless without him.
9.Bella despised and abuses her friends.
10.Bella finds the external more important that the inner.Otherwise she would've treated Mike with a little more respect.
11.There's no love in Twilight.The only reasons we know why they're so attracted to each other are Bella's smell and Edward's perfect external facets.Considering neither of them has a personality they can't learn to know each other better and therefore their relationship is based on these external facets.This is not love,but lust.If Edward hadn't been so perfectly good-looking Bella wouldn't have adjudged him a second glance.And if Bella's mind wasn't closed,Edward wouldn't have any interests in her.
12.Bella is a stupid whining cry baby.She gives a clearly depressed impression and in the movies her facial expression rarely changes.So she's depressed.Why?There's no cat who knows.
13.Smeyer keeps saying the same thing.We know Bella can't make a move without showing her clumsy nature.We know Edward is perfect.We know it rains a lot in Forks.
14.Bella's considered the new role model to many girls.Bella also gets pregnant in Eclipse.Forgive me if I do not see the connection between 'role model' and 'getting pregnant as a teenager'
15.Bella imprints?? her baby to Jacob as a consolation prize because she thinks Edward's hotter.
16.Bella uses Jacob.She knew he had feelings for her and she exploited that.For example: she made him fix a motorcycle for her so she could catch a glimp of her precious Edward and the moment Edward was back she ran back into his arms and left Jacob like his feelings didn't matter.
17.'Bella Swan' means 'Beautiful Swan' I think she's still in the ugly duck phase.I'm just saying it's a stupid name?
18.Smeyer claims she's as good as J.K.Rowling.Every Harry Potter fan who has read Twilight will confirm that this is bullshit and wishful thinking.Smeyer doesn't even reach Jo's ankles.She's a horrible writer.
19.Edward can't read Bella's mind.Reason: Bella doesn't have a mind.
20.The whole Twilight mess is based on a wet dream.

DulceVida, McAdamsFan and 4 others like this

jdblover4life actually having guy watching u when u sleep is romantic actually it means that he thinks ur cute in ur sleep too and he just wants to look at u cuz he thinks ur beautiful if u dont think thats romantic then wow...something is wrong with u

jdblover4life and y would u read it if u hate it thats very stupid if u dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all its that easy of an concept

rose_dark THIS IS EPIC

HaleyDewit @jdblover4life:Okay,don't worry.Where do you live?I'll send you the mental help you need. And I heard it was bad,but I thought before I give critics I should read it.That would give me the right to have an opinion.

HaleyDewit ps:your English sucks

venvargie Well watching someone when they sleep CAN be cute, I'll admit that. But...doing it while they have no knowledge of it is CREEPY.

LoveforSeverus Epic. as for jblover, you can't properly criticize something unless you truly know how much it sucks.

HaleyDewit exactly

ronald_weasley jblover: Really? ur not being sarcastic are you??

HaleyDewit I don't think she is

Renarimae For me, being excessively anti-teen pregnancy, I think you made a great point, now that Twilight is extremely popular, every girl is gonna' want to be Bella, fall in love, marry, and have a baby with Edward Cullen, all before they reach 20 years old. And to the fangirls: There are no Edwards out there, no guy is perfect, if it isn't true, that'd mean that my mom would've divorced my dad because he wasn't Edward. And I wouldn't want an overprotective sparkling vampire as a lover, I'd rather be with a squirrel than someone like that. And I mean, I don't get why Twilight is so popular, I mean I saw the movie and thought it was okay, but it's not the best movie in the world, I'd rather watch the Scary Movies or A Goofy Movie, Jason Marsden and Bill Farmer are awesome in that movie! But, really, when you think about it, hate to break it to you fangirls, but Twilight isn't as marvelous as everyone claims it to be.

V-GIRL96 #18 and #1 are sooo true. Poor trees :( sacrificed for books with such flat characters and a terrible plot. Though not gonna lie, when I was first reading Twilight, I was enjoying it. I was looking for a book that I could read without using a single brain cell, and boy did I find it! lol Sadly, my thinking kicked in and I started trying to find a deeper meaning in the book, read between the lines, trying to find something along the lines of a moral! I caved and allowed my myself to look beyond Meyer's sucky thesaurus using and all I was thinking after doing these things was "Why the heck am I reading this cruddy as hell piece of trash?!" Then I went and and made the second biggest mistake of my life, (next to reading the whole "saga", what?! I couldn't just quit, had to see the stupid thing to the end like a good reader), I rented the darn movie, hoping to god that maybe, just maybe the effects would be half decent and that Robert Pattinson (who I thought was cool because of HP4) would help sugar-coat this piece of crud series. Again, I was let down. Bottom line, Twilight is just a poorly written fanfiction-like story that is based off Meyer's personal fantasy (and what a disturbing fantasy it is O.O), and Harry Potter FTW!!!

venvargie ^ It IS fanfiction...in denial.

McAdamsFan you tell them girl!

smilealways I love twilight and Harry Potter the same, I wish there was more movies for each of them. Twilight has 5 movies and Harry Potter has 8 movies because the last movie was split in half because it was too long.

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Voldemort vs. Aro

posted by Athiya

Many of you might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

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Response to "you want reasons? ill give you reasons !!! mwahahah!"

posted by ChocAttack266

This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the title of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that by now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her article first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most popular girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...

My opinions and thoughts on Twilight Characters

posted by Renesmee_XD

This is my last article and as you may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.

Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

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The Height of Stupidity

posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant or just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

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Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the books and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a more complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse books (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight articles and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

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Comparison: Stephenie Meyer and Voldemort

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight fans who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about vampires (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

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My Review of Twilight and it Fans

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight fans write out their articles on why they like Twilight. Not just articles other things too. I will give you and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the title says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of title I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight fans I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if you ever want...

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Old twilight fan writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This article was actually wriiten by an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i posted it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the article proves that even though you love twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was you one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop reading it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER YOU DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

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Funniest Harry Potter Moments

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Y U NO GUY

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harry is better !!!!!!

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Source: HARRY!!!!!!!

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How Twilight and Harry Potter can't really be compared...

posted by TheCiaranTaylor

So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- Writing styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen year old girl. You can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about Vampires and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...