For all of you who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight fans who may be reading this right now, you have been warned. So here I go:
When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal fantasy to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream and the fans' opinions requires that they declare the cause for such a just separation.
We hold the truths to be self-evident: - That not all vampire romance novels are created equal; that they are endowed by sparkly, superhuman vampires; that among these are badly written, cliche-based, and highly addictive books.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that cautious readers long established should not change their habit of reading for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, should abolish all bad book reading practices. The history of the Twilight saga is a history of repeated injuries and overly obsessed fans who constantly drool over the “gorgeous” vampire, all having the establishment of absolute tyranny over the universe and the sane of humanity . To prove this let the facts be submitted:
Bella, a weak human being who stupidly in love with the vampire, plays the 'damsel in distress' role, simply couldn't do anything without her vampire, and when he leaves, she attempts to commit suicide. She is weak-willed morally, willing to lose her virginity, but Edward, the good, understanding, moral vampire, wanted to wait until marriage. She was able to instantly forgive him after their fiasco when he left her to protect her. She even stated that she would rather be dead than to live her life without him. Bella and Edward are the definitions of “Mary-sue” and “Gary-stu”, the lion and lamb as so fans call it. Bella is clearly the author in disguise, writing about her own fantasies about her perfect man, describing his “perfect” appearance in every other sentence possible.
The saga is based on several cliches with no figurative language and not much description, in which that it generally lacks originality overall. There is a lack of character development in this particular saga for no reason why. Bella, having to be so useless, whiny, and plain, she nearly dies about 50,000 times with Edward always saving her. She taught women that it's okay for the man to handle everything, and simply has no personality that any pathetic loser can put them in her shoes. The saga is completely predictable and the relationship is so co-dependent that it's stripped down to the bare essentials.
Edward is too perfect and has no flaws what's so ever, even though he believed that he was a monster, obviously thirsty for Bella's blood and at the same time abstinent from drinking humans. He is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, boring, and majorly a girly man. He's the kind of guy who would watch Bella sleep-talk for two months. Anyway, the saga has the most boring, pointless plot that is dragged on with little conflict throughout all four books for nothing. The love between Bella and Edward is nothing but love at first sight, or should be called lust at first sight.
WE, THEREFORE, THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE TRULY SANE FUTURE LEADERS, in General Society assembled declare themselves to be a free and independent state; remove from the tyranny and oppression of the Twilight saga and that all allegiances henceforth be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states have the full power to swear off Twilight fans
anytime we want to. And for the support of this declaration, we mutually pledge to each other our respect, opinions, and unending moral support (in case we ever fall off the wagon of Twilight addiction that's like a drug and would need therapy).
When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal fantasy to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream and the fans' opinions requires that they declare the cause for such a just separation.
We hold the truths to be self-evident: - That not all vampire romance novels are created equal; that they are endowed by sparkly, superhuman vampires; that among these are badly written, cliche-based, and highly addictive books.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that cautious readers long established should not change their habit of reading for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, should abolish all bad book reading practices. The history of the Twilight saga is a history of repeated injuries and overly obsessed fans who constantly drool over the “gorgeous” vampire, all having the establishment of absolute tyranny over the universe and the sane of humanity . To prove this let the facts be submitted:
Bella, a weak human being who stupidly in love with the vampire, plays the 'damsel in distress' role, simply couldn't do anything without her vampire, and when he leaves, she attempts to commit suicide. She is weak-willed morally, willing to lose her virginity, but Edward, the good, understanding, moral vampire, wanted to wait until marriage. She was able to instantly forgive him after their fiasco when he left her to protect her. She even stated that she would rather be dead than to live her life without him. Bella and Edward are the definitions of “Mary-sue” and “Gary-stu”, the lion and lamb as so fans call it. Bella is clearly the author in disguise, writing about her own fantasies about her perfect man, describing his “perfect” appearance in every other sentence possible.
The saga is based on several cliches with no figurative language and not much description, in which that it generally lacks originality overall. There is a lack of character development in this particular saga for no reason why. Bella, having to be so useless, whiny, and plain, she nearly dies about 50,000 times with Edward always saving her. She taught women that it's okay for the man to handle everything, and simply has no personality that any pathetic loser can put them in her shoes. The saga is completely predictable and the relationship is so co-dependent that it's stripped down to the bare essentials.
Edward is too perfect and has no flaws what's so ever, even though he believed that he was a monster, obviously thirsty for Bella's blood and at the same time abstinent from drinking humans. He is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, boring, and majorly a girly man. He's the kind of guy who would watch Bella sleep-talk for two months. Anyway, the saga has the most boring, pointless plot that is dragged on with little conflict throughout all four books for nothing. The love between Bella and Edward is nothing but love at first sight, or should be called lust at first sight.
WE, THEREFORE, THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE TRULY SANE FUTURE LEADERS, in General Society assembled declare themselves to be a free and independent state; remove from the tyranny and oppression of the Twilight saga and that all allegiances henceforth be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states have the full power to swear off Twilight fans
anytime we want to. And for the support of this declaration, we mutually pledge to each other our respect, opinions, and unending moral support (in case we ever fall off the wagon of Twilight addiction that's like a drug and would need therapy).
