Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Good Morning Voldemort!

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posted by ABDCFan-

'Good Morning Voldemort' - The HP Version on 'Good Morning Baltimore', from the Musical, Hairspray.

Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today
Feeling the way i always do
Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for Magic
That i can't eat
Then i hear that beat
That rhythm of Voldie
Starts calling me down
It's like a message from
High above
Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out
To the smiles and the
Streets that i love

Good morning Voldemort!
Every day's like an evil encore
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a death to me!

Good morning Voldemort!
And some day when i take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me!

Oh, oh, oh
Look at my wand
What "do" can compare with mine today?
Oh, oh, oh,
I've got my spellotape and wand
I'm ready to go

The rats on the street
All dance round my feet
They seem to say
"Wizzy!, it's up to you"
So, oh, oh
Don't hold me back
'Cause today all my prophecies will come true

Good morning Voldemort!
There's the witch who lives next door
There's the book on his bar room stool
She wishes me luck on my way to school

Good morning Voldemort!
And some day when i take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me!

I know every step
I know every spell
I know there's a place where i belong
I see all those party lights shining ahead
So someone invite me
Before I drop dead!

(Before she drops dead!)

So, Oh, Oh

Give me a chance
'Cause when i start to chant i'm a shooting star
Oh, oh, oh
Something inside of me makes me evil
When i hear the Voldie!

My ma tells me no
But my hand tells me go!
It's like a drummer inside my heart
Oh, oh, oh
Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start...

Good morning, good morning
Waiting for my life to start

I love you Voldemort!
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a death to me!

And i promise Voldemort!
That some day when
I take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me!...

Yes, More Or Less We All Agree

Voldemort and me!...

Someday the world
Is gonna see

Voldemort and Me!!

xcrazygirlx318, VampyreFey and 1 other like this

ABDCFan- Ahahaha, I made this because everytime I listen to the song, it reminds me of Voldemort. It's because Voldemort and Baltimore sound similar, haha! :)

kwlski4ever LMAO !! I might sing this when I become a Death Eater XDD

ToyletGnome ^^ Would that have anything to do with the pick that called him "Valtomore"?

ABDCFan- ^No, I didn't even know there was a pick that called him 'Valtomore' until you mentioned it!

siriuslyawesome Very nice! You should write more of these. :)

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Role Model Wars (Ginny, Hermione and Bella)

posted by bri-marie

Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are more than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this article (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...