I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for more than a decade
So if you’d cross my way you don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an icon in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
You think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
You got no style
You love a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t you mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face


Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because you ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
You take that back
You filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s favorite tool

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t you mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face


Bellatrix:
I’ll torture you with my wooden stick
If you beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t you mess with my pretty face
Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face