When A Frozen Heart was announced nearly a year ago, Frozen fans were promised a fresh take on familiar story of Hans and Anna that “delves into the couple’s failed romance, exploring their backstories, motivations, and ultimate separation” , and did author Elizabeth Rudnick deliver? An Anna fan or a fan of the movie Frozen in general would probably say yes, but as a Hans fan who, like so many others, believed this book would finally give him some sort of redemption, I must say no. The story starts off very promising but soon devolves into the same bias and hypocrisy I’ve come to expect...

1. Your fanpop username is something Hans-related
2. Your icon, wallpaper, or cellphone background is something Hans-related (bonus points if they all are!)
3. Your ringtone is Love Is an Open Door
4. You never found red-haired green-eyed guys attractive until you saw Hans
5. You saw Frozen multiple times in theaters just so you could see Hans again
6. You've started wearing a lot more blue and magenta since you saw Hans
7. You have a Hans poster hanging up in your house (bonus points for more than 1 and major bonus points if this poster is signed by Santino Fontana)
8. You have a Hans doll
9. You...