-Is the mental disorder grounds for divorce?
-On the contrary. That is the reason for marriage.
IDEAS
Worker: I threw some ideas down on paper.
Boss: Now throw and Paper.
EGGS
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says: Doc, my brother is crazy, he thinks he is a chicken.
Doc:Why dont you turn him in?
Man: We would But we need the eggs.
MONEY
Kid: My grandfather always said, ˝Dont watch your money watch your health. So one Day I was watching my health and...
Friend: And what???
Kid: and someone stole my money. It was grandfather!!!
ANOTHER MAN
Husband: When I gone you will never find another man like me.
Wife: What makes you think I want another man like you?!?
HAPPIEST
A couple is lying in the bed.
Man: I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!!!
Woman: I´ll miss you...
COLORS
What is Red and White???
...PINK!
LONG JOKE
Want to hear two short jokes and a lonk Joke?
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.
