Forget the hostile business takeover, even more mama drama, and the drug-ridden, hooker-full fashion show — the takeaway message of Episode 3.16, delivered by Gossip Girl herself, was to "always dress to kill."
Get yourself GG edjumacated, friends! Learn about all the cultural references (pop and otherwise) you might have missed during the show. If you don't know, now you know...
It's all about who — and what — GG knows. And GG knows a lot. Scroll down our list of the brands and names dropped during "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin."