Story: 'You make me feel funny'

Author: Ana

Pairing: Chuck/Blair

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gossip Girl.

Summary: Blair is determined to never get involved with a man again and she was successful until she met her new boss. He annoys her since the first day and she really doesn't know why she feels like she’s high school girl again around him. Still she knows she can't give up as she has a secret that would make someone like Chuck Bass run away the second he found out. AU

Happy Easter everyone!


‘I didn’t know you can cook.’ He murmured, sneaking his arms around her from behind and biting her earlobe softly.

He has just woken up and found his girlfriend gone. And in his search for her, he’d found her cooking in his kitchen which surprised him a little.

They were now dating for a month and he had to admit, it was even better than he had thought it would be. Blair was the most amazing women he had ever met and with each day he liked her more. Or maybe he already loved her? He shook of this thought as it would bring some complications he didn’t need now.

They would have a lunch at work everyday besides the days he was too busy to leave then she would bring him something up. He never had someone to take care of him and it felt rather nice. They would go out for a dinner on weekends and often spend a night together during work days.

The only thing that confused him was this strange secrecy of hers. They would always go to his place and only one day on weekend. On the other days she wouldn’t come with him after work, just come much later after it was already dark.

Thinking about it now, he realized that he was never in her apartment. He has never ever entered her building, just waited outside for her when they were going out together. But she couldn’t really have someone else. She spent at least three nights a week with him. Who would agree to this?

Besides he had her checked by his PI to make sure she didn’t have a husband or even a boyfriend. Mike confirmed it and the last mention of any other male in her life was her high school boyfriend. Maybe these flowers were just from her father? She told him he lived in France after all and couldn’t make it on her birthday.

He decided to stop it at that as she didn’t give him any reasons to doubt her during this month and walked to her.

‘You don’t know many things.’ She replayed with a smile and continued to make their breakfast. ‘Besides that’s only pancakes. I’m sure you would manage them too.’

‘You’d be surprised then.’ He chuckled and moved his lips to her neck. ‘What are you doing today?’ He asked as it was Sunday and they had spent half a day together yesterday which has become a small ritual for them.

‘I’m meeting Serena.’ She answered and freed of his arms to put the pancake on the plate.

Blair has been really happy too. She enjoyed her time with Chuck but had more troubles everyday to keep her secret. She knew he was interested why they never went to her place and she wasn’t sure she could brush it off much longer.

She also had too little time. She had to choose between spending time with Chuck and spending time with her baby. She knew Chuck wanted be together more but he seemed satisfied for a while at least and didn’t protest much.

So, Blair spent Saturdays with chuck and Sundays with her son. She couldn’t just be in Chuck’s suite all week either so on the days she slept over at his place, she would go when her son was asleep living him with Jenny. She did it usually two times a week but still was a little worried about him if he would wake up at night and needed his mommy.

Still something stopped her from telling her boyfriend, she really liked to call him that and he seemed to like it too. He was great towards her since they started meeting and she was starting to think she might have fallen for him after all. Hell, who was she kidding? She was so in love with him it was scary and this made her afraid of telling him. She was scared he would go away and she couldn’t take it again.

‘Why do you always have to meet her? I need my Blair time more and she has her boyfriend to occupy her.’ He whined from his seat at the table.

She smiled happy to see Chuck Bass begging for more playtime with his girlfriend.

‘I need to spend time outside this suite too, Charles. Besides she’s my best friend sine we were kids and we always spend Sunday together when we can.’ She said not entirely truthful. Serena and she often meet on Sunday but she hasn’t even had plans with her today.

Chuck waited as she put the plates on the table and then tugged her by her arm to get her on his lap.

‘But you can’t today.’ He complained and began to run his hand over her thighs.

‘Really? And why would be that?’ She asked with amusement and gave him a peck on his lips.

‘Because you’re entraining your handsome boyfriend’ He answered giving her his own kiss which lasted a lot longer of course.

‘Sorry honey but I rally can’t today.’ She finally broke out of his lips and hands and went to the other side of the table to take her seat. ‘Now be a good boy and eat your breakfast.’ She added with a smirk.

He gave her his best glare but murmured ‘Fine’ before he started to eat.

It was an hour ago when he left the shower and was about to exit the bathroom when he heard someone talking through the door. He knew Blair was there as she was getting ready to leave after he finally let her leave the kitchen and his arms. Still she demanded he replace the dinning table.

He started to think who she would talk to and decided it was probably Serena calling to confirm their plans. He had his hand on the knob where he heard something that stopped him.

‘Sweetie, I will be there soon, promise.’ She said with a sweet voice he has never heard her use before. ‘Ok, bye!’

He opened the door just as she pressed a button to end the conversation. His girlfriend then turned to him with a smile.

‘I really have to go, Chuck. I’ll see you tomorrow.’ She said kissing him quickly and walking to the door. He was stunned in place and before he came back, she has already left.

Maybe it was for the best as he really didn’t know what to do. Bigger part of him wanted to do what seemed obvious in this situation. Go after her, find this little bastard and end it once and for all… or hire a hit man. Both seemed rational in Chuck’s mind.

But as much as he wanted to do that he knew it wouldn’t help with anything. If something Blair could hate him after this. Still she cheated on him so why should he care? He should know getting into a relationship wasn’t a good idea. That was exactly why he had never done it before. Everyone knew you just get hurt eventually and to this moment in his life, Chuck succeeded in avoiding even a possibility of that happening.

But then he had to go and fall for some women. Fuck, he was in love with her. And to all of this, it wasn’t just some women. It was Blair Waldorf and he was sure there wasn’t any more stubborn, bitchy and gorgeous girl alive.

He is Chuck Bass and if there is one thing sure about a Bass is that he always gets what he wants. And he wants Blair more than he has ever wanted anything. So damn it, he’s going to keep her, no matter how many idiots she had hidden from him.

That’s it; he will go there now and see what’s really going on.


Meanwhile, Blair got a frantic call from Serena who insisted she had to come to the blonde’s apartment immediately. She also found out that her son was with Jenny Humphrey right now as Serena left right in the morning because Nate hadn’t showed up last night. Apparently something was wrong with him and they needed her help too.

She made sure Jenny could stay longer and took a cab to her friend’s place. It turned out that Nate’s dad had come back from wherever he was hiding and Nate didn’t know what to do. She texted Jenny that she might need all day for this one and went to make some coffee for them.


Chuck arrived at his assistant’s place and knocked at the door impatiently. He really has to know what is going on here.

After a minute a dark haired man opened. Chuck spotted he was holding a small, maybe four year old boy in his arms. Shit, he thought. He had to mistake the number as there was no way she’s married and has a child, right?

‘Excuse me, is Blair Waldorf living here?’ He asked just to be sure.

‘Yes but she’s not home now. Can I help you with something? Do you want to me to tell her you stopped by, Mr. …?’ He stopped, not knowing who he is talking to.

‘Bass. Chuck Bass. And no, thank you. It’s not really important. Goodbye.’ He managed to get out before going quickly away.

The man shrugged and closed the door. He then placed the boy who wanted to go play with the toys down and walked to kitchen.

‘Who was it?’ Jenny asked turning to him.

‘Bass? He wanted to see Blair.’ He answered and kissed his girlfriend.

‘It’s from her work. She mentioned something about him, I think.’ She replayed before kissing him back. Good thing Blair liked John and didn’t mind if he stopped by sometimes when she watched Christopher.


It was few hours later when Blair returned home. She was tried but they finally managed to convince Nate to meet his father and gave him a chance.

‘Hi, Jenny. Everything’s ok?’ She asked and poured herself some juice.

‘Yeah, everything went fine. Christopher is watching TV.’ Just then her son ran in and jumped on her. ‘Well, I guess he isn’t anymore.’ The blond added with a laugh.

‘Hi, baby. Have you had fun yesterday with Serena?’ She questioned seating him in her lap.

‘Yes, mum. She let me watch a scary movie!’ He answered excited.

‘Really?’ She asked chuckling as her best friend told her everything about this ‘scary’ movie which was some ghost film for kids.

‘Yes! There were ghost there, mommy!’ He exclaimed jumping few times in her lap.

‘That had to be really scary, sweetie. Haven’t you been afraid?’ She asked, pretending to be scared.

‘No! I watched it all and aunty Serena had to close her eyes!’ He told her proudly and she kissed his head with a smile. ‘I’m watching new movie, Serena bought me. It’s about fishes!’ He added and quickly went back to his room before she could stop him.

She laughed along with Jenny. They both knew he loved fishes. He had a lot of stuffed fishes in every color and someone bought him a new movie about them all the time. She already promised him one for his next birthday.

‘Oh, Blair I would forget. Mr. Bass was here today. He wanted to see you.’ Her son’s nanny said after a while.

‘Chuck was here?’ She asked after she gulped the juice she was drinking with difficulty.

‘Yeah, John answered the door. He didn’t want to leave any message though.’

‘Did he saw Christopher?’ She asked the only thing running through her mind at the moment.

‘Yeah, I think so.’ She answered with a shrug.

‘Shit.’ Blair murmured and closed her eyes. ‘I have to leave Jenny. Will you stay the night?’ She asked quickly grabbing her shoes and coat.

‘Sure, Blair. Is something wrong?’ The girl asked watching her boss acting strangely.

‘I’m not really sure yet. I’ll be back as soon as I can.’ She said fast and after a minute was in the cab.

‘The palace, please.’ She gave the driver the directions and landed against the seat.

Who was she kidding? Everything was so wrong. So fucking wrong, she just hoped he would be there and she will convince him just to listen to her. She preferred not to think about the thoughts that were bond to be running through his head right now.

tbc

God, it was longest chapter I’ve ever written, I think. It deserves a review, doesn’t it? :)