Alright like always fellow fans, here goes nothing!
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Kayla snuck downstairs as she heard the oh-so-familiar moans coming from her parents bedroom. The fact that she had had the birds and the bees talk when she was 6 helped alot on those nights. Which was usually everynight.
She had her heels off, afraid that they would make noise as she tried sneeking out of their penthouse. She was still grounded and it was Friday night. Leo Clark waited in the lobby.
"Hey Clark." Kayla said as she declared her mission accomplished when the elevator doors opened and a moment passed with no one looking at her twice. She always used his last name. Leo was too weird for her to say. Clark &+ Kayla sounded better.
"Hey Kay. You look fantastic! Are you ready?" he said whispering and slipping his arm around her waist as they walked out. She had remembered telling him to whisper. Just in case.
It was 11 o clock at night &+ her &+ Clark were going to a party that Alison Archibald was having. Ali was of course Kay's frenemy. If Allison's mother Serena Van der Woodsen and Kay's mother Blair Waldorf were frenemies it was just social law that they were too.
Kayla was wearing a strapless plain red dress with a light black sweater black heels and a black clutch. Her dark red lipstick made her look a couple years older. Instead of 14 she looked 16 or maybe even 17. She loved that fact.
As her and Clark walked into the loft of Nathaniel Archibald and Serena Van der Woodsen, she heard a cell phone camera click and noticed she was being photographed by a sophomore. Kay being a freshman she didnt know how to react. It wasnt her first time being taken for a pic on Gossip Girl but knowing what happened last time she really wished it was her last time.
"Hey Kay!" Ali's familiar voice rang out from over the music. "Hey Ali." she said. "Leo!" she air kissed him as she pulled Kay away for a brief moment. "Your going out with Leo?" Ali asked in her bedroom. "Well I guess. Did I tell you? Im grounded. Two months this time. For that stupid food fight I started. I had to sneak out! Ehh. Is she here?" Kay said quickly. Ali knew EXACTLY who "she" was. "Lucy? Hell yeah. I invited her just for you to torture. But lets go have fun!" Ali pulled her by the wrist back to her date and told her she'd see her around.
Two hours later and the party was wild and crazy:
-Ali was drunk &+ having sex with a 16 year old friend of her brothers.
- Kay and Clark had their tongues down each others throat.
-Lucy Yuki was offically ruined by Kay.
-Gossip Girl was highly informed because there was cell camera's flashing every second.
-Nate &+ Serena were coming home soon and Ali forgot.
-Chuck and Blair werent stupid. They knew Ali was having a party and they knew Kayla was going with Leo and they knew she snuck out and they were on their way.
But no one knew that.
"Okay, okay!" screamed Kayla as someone turned down the music. "Since your hostess is busy right now. I feel like making this more interesting! Let's play a game!" Kayla described the drinking game to everyone at the party. The more shots you can take the more money you win. But if you throw up or quit you lose.
A half an hour later. Everyone was soo drunk that most people were either passed out, throwing up, or dancing like maniacs. Ali came out of her bedroom in a tank top and her underwear. But everyone was too drunk to notice.
But in the next moment all their lives basically ended. Nate, Serena, Chuck, and Blair walked in. The Archibalds were expecting to find their two "saints" of children tucked in bed with a clean house but dirty bowls of ice cream in the sink and horror DVD's splattered all over the living room. But the Basses new way better. But both expectations were shot to hell with what they saw.
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The next morning, Kayla was trying to sleep despite her massive headache, sour taste in her mouth, and an uncontrollable erge to throw up. But she failed. Everyone's parents who had attended the party were aware of what happened. Nate and Serena knew that Ali wasnt a saint she was more like a whore at 14. Brandon wasnt an idol of a big brother he was just the one who talked Ali into the booze and the drugs. But Chuck and Blair were actually more surprised than they thought they would be.
"Listen to me and you listen DAMN good. You will be escorted to and from school every day. Every night starting at 9pm your room will be guarded by a professional body guard. If you are to even think about sneaking out he will be two steps ahead of you. You are to eat two meals a day with no snacks. No TV. No computer. No cell phone. No iPod. If and when we are not home Mr. Manuel your new body guard will be with you. He is our eyes and ears. Oh and most importantly NO FUN." Kayla's mother finished. Chuck sat standing in back of the chair his wife was so madly sitting at. He thought those conditions were a little TOO much but he planned to discuss that with her later. Kayla sat with her head down. She knew she had down wrong. She understood that. She should have just obeyed her parents and this wouldnt have happened. But all she could think about was how she was going to be able to take down Gossip Girl with no electronic devices. And a body guard? Come on! How is this even possible? "If your behavior is good for the first month I will consider removing Manuel and extending your every day curfew to 10pm. BUT thats only with absolute PERFECT behavior." Blair finished again. She took one more look at her daughter then moved her gaze to Chuck. They silently gave each other looks. This is how they conversed mostly. They're synched in the head remember? "Charles! How can you think that?" Blair said shocked. "Blair. Come on! A body guard? Baby, this isnt the way to do things!" he said.
-Thank you, Dad!
Kayla thought.
"And how do you suggest doing things? Praising her? Chuck. Be serious." she said. "NO. Not so much praising. And I AM being serious. Just remove Manuel and let her eat when she wants and thats what I would do." he said with a wink.
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Thanks to her father Manuel was removed. And she was eating when she wanted too. But it took two days with Manuel for Chuck to convince Blair to remove him. He wasnt actually half bad. He was 22 and really handsome and had a huge sense of humor. Kayla was actually disapointed to have him removed. But it was easier without him of course. Her plan to destory Gossip Girl was officially in effect. Thank God her parents were who they were or she would have NO where to start.
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"Hey Baby!" Chuck walked in the door, kissing his wife but still on the phone. "Hey." she said returning his kiss. "I have been thinking. Maybe we should have a party here. To help business you know? Bass Inc. could do with some more clients. And my new perfume line could use a partner." she said flipping through a catalogue. He hung up the phone and sat next to her on the sofa. He put his arm around her and she leaned her head into his chest. He started stroking her dark brown locks. "Well, I was a little jealous when I saw Ali's party. Did we have parties like then in High School? I dont even remember." he said kinda off topic. "Chuck. Of course we did. Remember when I got jealous of you and Vanessa? Or the Snowflake Ball? And of course Nate's annual graduation parties? God, we were basically worse." Blair said yawning. She had a long week. "Yeah, true. A party would be nice. What's your new perfume going to be called?" he asked gently. "I dont know yet. I was thinking..." she was cut off. "Mom, Dad. I need your help." Kay said walking in the room. "I need all 3 of our heads for this one!" she said with the Chuck smirk and Blair's bitchy eyes.
Chuck and Blair looked at each other as if to say "Why not?". "What is it?" they both said together aloud.
"Glad you asked." Kayla said sitting across from them.
A major scheme was in the works.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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Kayla snuck downstairs as she heard the oh-so-familiar moans coming from her parents bedroom. The fact that she had had the birds and the bees talk when she was 6 helped alot on those nights. Which was usually everynight.
She had her heels off, afraid that they would make noise as she tried sneeking out of their penthouse. She was still grounded and it was Friday night. Leo Clark waited in the lobby.
"Hey Clark." Kayla said as she declared her mission accomplished when the elevator doors opened and a moment passed with no one looking at her twice. She always used his last name. Leo was too weird for her to say. Clark &+ Kayla sounded better.
"Hey Kay. You look fantastic! Are you ready?" he said whispering and slipping his arm around her waist as they walked out. She had remembered telling him to whisper. Just in case.
It was 11 o clock at night &+ her &+ Clark were going to a party that Alison Archibald was having. Ali was of course Kay's frenemy. If Allison's mother Serena Van der Woodsen and Kay's mother Blair Waldorf were frenemies it was just social law that they were too.
Kayla was wearing a strapless plain red dress with a light black sweater black heels and a black clutch. Her dark red lipstick made her look a couple years older. Instead of 14 she looked 16 or maybe even 17. She loved that fact.
As her and Clark walked into the loft of Nathaniel Archibald and Serena Van der Woodsen, she heard a cell phone camera click and noticed she was being photographed by a sophomore. Kay being a freshman she didnt know how to react. It wasnt her first time being taken for a pic on Gossip Girl but knowing what happened last time she really wished it was her last time.
"Hey Kay!" Ali's familiar voice rang out from over the music. "Hey Ali." she said. "Leo!" she air kissed him as she pulled Kay away for a brief moment. "Your going out with Leo?" Ali asked in her bedroom. "Well I guess. Did I tell you? Im grounded. Two months this time. For that stupid food fight I started. I had to sneak out! Ehh. Is she here?" Kay said quickly. Ali knew EXACTLY who "she" was. "Lucy? Hell yeah. I invited her just for you to torture. But lets go have fun!" Ali pulled her by the wrist back to her date and told her she'd see her around.
Two hours later and the party was wild and crazy:
-Ali was drunk &+ having sex with a 16 year old friend of her brothers.
- Kay and Clark had their tongues down each others throat.
-Lucy Yuki was offically ruined by Kay.
-Gossip Girl was highly informed because there was cell camera's flashing every second.
-Nate &+ Serena were coming home soon and Ali forgot.
-Chuck and Blair werent stupid. They knew Ali was having a party and they knew Kayla was going with Leo and they knew she snuck out and they were on their way.
But no one knew that.
"Okay, okay!" screamed Kayla as someone turned down the music. "Since your hostess is busy right now. I feel like making this more interesting! Let's play a game!" Kayla described the drinking game to everyone at the party. The more shots you can take the more money you win. But if you throw up or quit you lose.
A half an hour later. Everyone was soo drunk that most people were either passed out, throwing up, or dancing like maniacs. Ali came out of her bedroom in a tank top and her underwear. But everyone was too drunk to notice.
But in the next moment all their lives basically ended. Nate, Serena, Chuck, and Blair walked in. The Archibalds were expecting to find their two "saints" of children tucked in bed with a clean house but dirty bowls of ice cream in the sink and horror DVD's splattered all over the living room. But the Basses new way better. But both expectations were shot to hell with what they saw.
~~~~~~~~~
The next morning, Kayla was trying to sleep despite her massive headache, sour taste in her mouth, and an uncontrollable erge to throw up. But she failed. Everyone's parents who had attended the party were aware of what happened. Nate and Serena knew that Ali wasnt a saint she was more like a whore at 14. Brandon wasnt an idol of a big brother he was just the one who talked Ali into the booze and the drugs. But Chuck and Blair were actually more surprised than they thought they would be.
"Listen to me and you listen DAMN good. You will be escorted to and from school every day. Every night starting at 9pm your room will be guarded by a professional body guard. If you are to even think about sneaking out he will be two steps ahead of you. You are to eat two meals a day with no snacks. No TV. No computer. No cell phone. No iPod. If and when we are not home Mr. Manuel your new body guard will be with you. He is our eyes and ears. Oh and most importantly NO FUN." Kayla's mother finished. Chuck sat standing in back of the chair his wife was so madly sitting at. He thought those conditions were a little TOO much but he planned to discuss that with her later. Kayla sat with her head down. She knew she had down wrong. She understood that. She should have just obeyed her parents and this wouldnt have happened. But all she could think about was how she was going to be able to take down Gossip Girl with no electronic devices. And a body guard? Come on! How is this even possible? "If your behavior is good for the first month I will consider removing Manuel and extending your every day curfew to 10pm. BUT thats only with absolute PERFECT behavior." Blair finished again. She took one more look at her daughter then moved her gaze to Chuck. They silently gave each other looks. This is how they conversed mostly. They're synched in the head remember? "Charles! How can you think that?" Blair said shocked. "Blair. Come on! A body guard? Baby, this isnt the way to do things!" he said.
-Thank you, Dad!
Kayla thought.
"And how do you suggest doing things? Praising her? Chuck. Be serious." she said. "NO. Not so much praising. And I AM being serious. Just remove Manuel and let her eat when she wants and thats what I would do." he said with a wink.
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Thanks to her father Manuel was removed. And she was eating when she wanted too. But it took two days with Manuel for Chuck to convince Blair to remove him. He wasnt actually half bad. He was 22 and really handsome and had a huge sense of humor. Kayla was actually disapointed to have him removed. But it was easier without him of course. Her plan to destory Gossip Girl was officially in effect. Thank God her parents were who they were or she would have NO where to start.
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"Hey Baby!" Chuck walked in the door, kissing his wife but still on the phone. "Hey." she said returning his kiss. "I have been thinking. Maybe we should have a party here. To help business you know? Bass Inc. could do with some more clients. And my new perfume line could use a partner." she said flipping through a catalogue. He hung up the phone and sat next to her on the sofa. He put his arm around her and she leaned her head into his chest. He started stroking her dark brown locks. "Well, I was a little jealous when I saw Ali's party. Did we have parties like then in High School? I dont even remember." he said kinda off topic. "Chuck. Of course we did. Remember when I got jealous of you and Vanessa? Or the Snowflake Ball? And of course Nate's annual graduation parties? God, we were basically worse." Blair said yawning. She had a long week. "Yeah, true. A party would be nice. What's your new perfume going to be called?" he asked gently. "I dont know yet. I was thinking..." she was cut off. "Mom, Dad. I need your help." Kay said walking in the room. "I need all 3 of our heads for this one!" she said with the Chuck smirk and Blair's bitchy eyes.
Chuck and Blair looked at each other as if to say "Why not?". "What is it?" they both said together aloud.
"Glad you asked." Kayla said sitting across from them.
A major scheme was in the works.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
What color hair do you have?
Sincerely,
Bergdorf Brunette
Dear Bergdorf Brunette,
I think this is a trick question. By revealing my hair color I would be revealing one of my features. I plead the fifth on this one.
xo xo,
Gossip Girl.
Dear Gossip Girl,
I am so embarrassed. Like I want to hide under my sheets for the rest of my life and never come out until graduation in four years. I did this dumb thing at a party and now I’m afraid the entire world knows about it. How can I make everyone forget about it as well as show my face again?
Sincerely,
Mortified Mary
Dear Mortified Mary,
People will forgive but they will never forget. Trust me. If you want to be part of this world people will talk. You just need to learn to accept it. If you can’t play with the sharks then get out of the water. You need to stand tall with your head high and face the UES. For better or worse.
Sincerely,
Bergdorf Brunette
Dear Bergdorf Brunette,
I think this is a trick question. By revealing my hair color I would be revealing one of my features. I plead the fifth on this one.
xo xo,
Gossip Girl.
Dear Gossip Girl,
I am so embarrassed. Like I want to hide under my sheets for the rest of my life and never come out until graduation in four years. I did this dumb thing at a party and now I’m afraid the entire world knows about it. How can I make everyone forget about it as well as show my face again?
Sincerely,
Mortified Mary
Dear Mortified Mary,
People will forgive but they will never forget. Trust me. If you want to be part of this world people will talk. You just need to learn to accept it. If you can’t play with the sharks then get out of the water. You need to stand tall with your head high and face the UES. For better or worse.
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