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Welcome immigrants, wandering hobos, nomads, and all who travel!! I'm the leader of this fine Superpower that will destroy all oth- I mean, welcome to my little ice cube known as Antarctica!! Now that you've gotten to know me, you have made a step to knowing our humbly brilliant community. Let's begin to learn about Fort Grumley.

Location: When you travel to another country, well, ya gotta know where your destination is!! Fort Grumley, the capital of Antarctica is located where you humans call, "Alexander island". Adjacent to the Antarctic peninsula by ice sheets. Look on google maps, it's...

'Skipper's log: 3 months after global outbreak, Denmark, Antarctica, and New Zealand remain as the only safe zones for the apocalypse, I have just caught the disease and I'm immune, it's been 4 hours since I've been bitten, I'm still okay,' said Skipper, into his tape recorder. 'Who the heeeeell, are you talking to?' asked Kat. 'No one, just taking my recorder and taping my stuff,' said Skipper. 'Skipper, it isn't a very good time for your log right now, we have to get to the ferry and start life all over in Antarctica,' said Kowalski. 'Ah crap, guys? We're in a damn pickle,' said Angel. 'What...

Emma woke bright and early the next day, and sat up in her bunk. She popped her head out, and saw that only Skipper was up. She took a deep breath, woke herself up fully, and walked over to him.

"Hey Skips." She greeted brightly. Skipper gave her a surprised look, and turned back towards the bunks.

"Why are you up so early sis?" He asked wonderingly.

"Well I need to tell you something that i'm not sure you're gonna believe, but you need to know." Emma told him, picking her words carefully. Skipper perked up and he put his fish coffee on the table.

"What is it?" Skipper asked, his face growing...

Gathering Kristen, CC, Tom and myself into my bedroom, I told them what has to happen.
"We HAVE to find out what REALLY happened in Denmark! I know just what to do!"
"Time travel?' guesses CC
"Yes, but I also have an extra step."
"What?" asked kristen
"Since we have THE guy who does Skipper's voice as a member of this little expidition, we may as well have THE guy who does Hans."
"OHHH," said Tom "Now i get it. You're using me and John to play Skipper and Hans to prove you're from the future or something!"
"Or something." i said.
"John.. uh I mean Mr. DiMaggio! We need a favor! I'm going to have to...

"Listen up Ladies, and gents!" said Skipper's voice "We've changed up the initiation ritual a bit. The whole idea is simple, find the clues and assemble the peice you find with its pair. The location of your clue is written in a difficult code and taped to your body. This is Skipper, Signing out!" and the recording stopped.
"looking around me, i saw CC, Kristen and Tom Mc Grath taped to a dumpster. it wasn't hard given the fact that Penguins are the size of your averege chicken. Once we joined, it'd be an even eight. What I don't get is why Skipper held off till; now with the initiation.
"Everyone...

Central Park Zoo, July 19th, 1910.
We entered the required info and pressed the knob on the pocket watch. One blinding flash of light later we were in 1910. The very day the Golden Squirrel hid they key to his treasure in the time capsule.
we saw the Golden Squirrel being chased by the rats and followed suit, staying out of sight, even if we were dressed in period hats (Kristen threw her flowered lacy monstrosity of a hat in the trash)
The key fell out of the Squirrel's paw and was about to drop in the box, when Tom made a dive for it and missed. The humans probably chalked it up to a pigeon or...

(finaly! I finished my zombie apocalypse story, say I of you want a sequel! Haha, but now I can start off where I left, on the second chapter of "truth in lies")
"well, we all have that bitchy side in us all, now matter how much shit life throws us!" dillain said, almost proud to be cursing.
"god dillain, there's kids reading this!" amber laughed, almost chocking on a fish.
It had been a few day since "dillie" had arrived. And kowalski was getting madder every day. Amber had rathered to  show dillain around the zoo, than try to make a plane that went faster then the speed of light with him.

Amber...

Jane Rizzoli spotted a man step out of a taxi and nearly walk into a woman rolling a baby carriage.
The man caught her staring so she turned away.

"Jane?" asked Maura, jarring her out of thoughts.
"Wha-? oh, sorry, Maura, I was thinking."
"About that cute man who stepped out of the cab?"
"No!"
"Casey?"
"No! And don't you think, Maura, that after your LAST boyfriend, you'd be a bit more careful about who you think is cute? What does he have in TWO suitcases? Severed body parts?"
" Ha! I'm careful!"
"Like you were careful about the psycho who gave you a severed hand encased in plaster?"
"Good point."
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Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH more powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and you WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the wall again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...

Chapter 3: Crazy Car Ride

Once Silvy had dragged Juarez out of Base Q, they stand for a second outside. Juarez looks at Silvy. "So...where are we going to get our snow-cones, señorita? It would not be a muy bueno idea to get them here in Lithuania." he says.

Silvy looks at Juarez and shrugs. "I don't know, Juarez..." She then smiles widely. "I just LOVE snow-cones!" Her voice went down to a small whisper, her eyes focused on the ground. "Maybe, just maybe, we could share one?"

He adjusts his knife holster to a more comfortable position. "Erm..." he gives Silvy a slightly strange look and decides...

The group scattered.

Kowalski: Ahhhh!
He was right in the middle of the stampeding herd of Gallimimus.
He looked around and saw the Allosaurus going away without catching one of the dinosaurs.
Kowalski: Hm. Strange.
(But we know he was going after Private)

He had to run along with the herd or else he would be trampled.
Kowalski: Hey! A rock! I'll go behind it since they have to jump over it.
As soon as the herd was gone he walked right into a small clearing in the jungle.
Kowalski: No big predator can get in here. So I'll sit on this big rock where Compsognathus can't get me. Now where's my compass....

Skipper: Well that wasn't so bad.
Private(waking up): What happened?
Kowalski: We were about to crash but Gallis and Lucile managed to land us safely on the beach of this island. But it is easy, since controling a plane is a piece of fish. Right, Gallis?
Gallis(tired out): Speak for yourself! Keeping a plane from crashing isn't as easy as you think! Right Lucile? Lucile?
He found out thay she was asleep on the ground and then found him falling to the ground and also falling asleep.
Private: Okay, so how about some lunch?
Ashley: Great idea, lad.
They dragged the sleepful pair aboard.
But they didn't...

I float closer to the door and it was Kowalski. "There you guys are..." He stops for a moment, then continue. "May I come in?" Lech did not say anything, then he spoke. "Okay, but your heart will be crush if you hate to see dead and almost dead friends..." He walk away, leaving Kowalski by the door. He rush inside and sees Emma and the dead me. "Wh-what happened?!" He jump onto the table, stairs fearfuly at them. I float down next to Kowalski, stair sadly at Emma.

"Demon is what happened." Beast spoke from the chair he`s sitting on. "Demon...?" Kowalski stair confussly at Beast. Beast`s eyes...

"Since when is Red John a squirrel?' asked Patrick Jane
"I am not zhe Red John you are tinking of. I am zhe Red Skvirrel. You can call me "Red", or by my birth name "Rudolfus", or just "Rudy"."

"Then why introduce yourself as Red John?"

"Blowhole gave me the code name. We were each given names after villanis the detectives have faced in zhe past. Blowy vas Pelant, Zhe Rat King vas Paddy O'Dell, and Hans vas supposed to be Sassone (from CSI NY).But since I now see we are no longer doink zhat." said Rudy, sheepishly

"I'm surprised that you managed to sneak a party of 13 past my guards. Frankly, I'm...

Jane Rizzoli stared out at the sunrise peaking over the tops of the buildings on the city.
"Beautiful morning. Just the perfect day to get us all killed by a psychotic dolphin." she muttered, now an Asian otter, much like Marlene, only with dark brown fur.
"I don't know. it may turn out for the best." says Maura isles, also an Asian Otter, only her fur was the same shade of red as her human hair.
"Personally, I feel I should've been a dolphin, but if the machine picked badger, then I have no choice, do I?" says Patrick Jane, stepping out of the HQ, talking to Private.
"it's just that... well,...

"Really?" Private asked, looking astonished. Emma nodded, a feeling of devastation sweeping over her.

"How is that possible?" Kowalski wondered, looking at Emma with concern.

"It- it must have been when I brought you two back to life, this massive ball of light came out of me, and part of it went into you two." Emma guessed, then a thought struck her. "You two don't have them do you?"

"Nope." Private answered, and Kowalski shook his head. Emma felt confused and lost. She quickly wiped a tear from her eye.

"Guys, could I be alone for a bit please." She asked quietly. They nodded in understanding...

"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." said Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the top of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of friends not twenty minutes...

Guest starring CuteCuddly's Oc, CC.

Skipper OBVIOUSLY speaks fluent paranoia and force. Kowalski speaks Science and panic Why can't they speak any normal languages like, Spanish, which I speak to some degree. Pero, cuando yo hablo espanol, es no mal, pero es no bueno es mas o menos.( I applaud you if you if you could understand that). No, they have to speak something "Beneficial on a mission"! Spanish IS beneficial on a mission!!!

Sorry, I'm just frustrated, AGAIN! I've been working for them for a week and already I've been kidnapped, battles a crazy dolphin, took two trips through time and heard...

Skipper, the brave fierce leader, said he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper said shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't you dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving next to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...