*gets popcorn an lot of movies*
*power dances way over to movies spot*

*feels sorry for lonley hooch*

*Patents Dazlpowerdance*
*eats popcorn reserved for movie night*
*hugs Hooch*
*Throws a bus at Shandiii*

*drops bomb during group hug*

*patents weaponpowerdance*

*wonders why nobody dies despite bombs*

*bribes/blackmails insider to desroy bandaid empire*

*wonders why people are trying to kill her*
*sees a bus flying at her*
*get hit*
*sues everyone for lots of money*
*somehow*

*finally collaspes from hooch bomb*
*goes toward the light*
*makes touching dying speech*
*moans a lot*
*goes in to light*




*dies*

*dips self in orange paint*

*shrinks self using dazl's smurf-sizer*

*starts singing the umpah-lumpah song*

*begins to destroy band-aid empire from inside*

*wonders if debs is actually dead*

*lays still and does not breath because she is definatley dead*

*doesn't accept fact that debs is dead*
*uses connections in the super model word to get government scientists to put debs brain into Heidi Klum's body*
*anxiously waits debs returns*
*while waiting organizes Troll Kicking Party for debs*

*coughs*
*flutter's eyelashes*
*looks down at amazing body*
*stands up and immediately falls forward on to now enlarged boobs*

* Just discovered the doing things forum *

* Laughs as reading the forum*

* Wonders if she gets killed will inespinto use her connection to put her in Kirsten Dunst body *

* Tries to help Debs get back on her two feet but falls down with her *

* Asks for help, because she wants to join the party for debs… *

*also parties*

*sees heidi klum*

*about to hit on her*

*realises she's debs*

*takes debs klum hostage*

*Smacks Hooch upside the head*
*Greets debs klum*
*Drags debs klum to club and powerdances*

*power dances in bikini with dazl*
*looks sexy*
*wonders how hooch knew it was her*

*explains that everyone knows heidi klum likes bangel and debs klum likes spuffy*

*turns off lights*

*kills fan*

*wonders who fan was*

*destroys hottie-body-brain-switchy-machine-thingy-t­ype­-th­ing­yma­bob­-th­ing­-ma­chi­ne 3000*

*wonders why machine doesn't have better name*

*turns on light*

*sees Hooch standing next to a dead fan and a detroyed machine*

*gets scared*

*turns light back off*

*runs away*

*hopes she's not actually running towards Hooch because she can't see*

*stabs running fan*

*hopes fan was shandiii*

*Smacks Hooch on nose with newspaper*
*Turns on light*
*See's that hooch stabbed dave*
*Waits to see how long before hooch is banned*
*Gives Shandiii a pint of green beer*
*Puts on leprachaun suit*
*Dances Irish Jig singing 'St.Patrick Was A Gentleman'*

*takes dazl hostage*

*threatens to tell everyone she's maybeastarbucks unless doesn't get ban*

*wonders how hooch knew she was a spuffy fan*
*places bet that hooch is a secret spuffy fans himself*
*uses's silicon from newly enlarged boobs to heal dave* *thinks that is extremely disturbed*
*waits for hooch to thank her for getting him out of trouble* *wonders if dave will find this forum and also find it extremely disturbing*

*explains that many times debs said she was a spuffy fan and he's not as he's never even watched buffy*

*gives debs a "choose who hooch kills" card as a thank you*

*Drools over hot New Zealand guy staying with her*
*Whispers to debs to choose hooch is crazy as his next target*

*tells debs if you pick me i choose who to kill*

*wonders who the new zealand guy is*

*plays rugby with new zealand guy*

*remembers isn't good at rugby*

*cheats*

*wins*

*hands dazl a towl*
*also drools over new zealand guy*
*tells hooch to kill sam vanfrogamuffin*
*plays some rugby*

*wonders why it took two days for someone to reply*

*wonders if sam vanfrogamuffin is in any way related to nosemufffin*
*apologizes to deb for not replying and explains she was feeling sick*
*drools over new zealand guy with dazl and debs*
*does the hustle just because she's in the mood for it*

*lols at inespintos comment*

*has no idea who sam vanfrogamuffin is*

gives new zealand guy nametag that says "hi! i'm sam vanfrogamuffin!"*

*kills new zealand guy*

*kills hooch is crazy*
*kills him again to be sure*
*kills him again to make sure we're not in cheesy horror movie*

*does the hustle too*

*tells everyone that sam vanfrogamuffin was a decoy to leas hooch on a wild goose chase*
*wonders if new zealand guy had a name*
*gets willow from buffy to do a protection spell so noone on this forum can be harmed ever again*

*laughs at hooch is crazy*

*is still alive because is hooch-is-crazy*

*doesn't know hustle becuse is obsessed with rugby at moment*

*does the scraka (a strange scrum haka rugby dance)

*finds loophole in no one*

*kills people 2 at a time*

*wonders why so little people die*

*points out there is no loophole and thats why the two people are alive*
*points out she did die but anything is possible in this forum*
*bakes the biggest mound of cookies ever*
*thinks she see's something creeping behind her*

*thinks is on new page*

*hopes is right*

*wishes meeee didn't eat cookies and subject drifted further away from cookies untill it makes no sense*

*wonder what subject6 is*
*is pretty certain we have broken record now*
*wonders where other doers are*
*does some other weird dance*
*falls in another idiot trap*
*doesn't know who set it*
*trusts no one*

*has become so obsessed with this forum that in head narrations have become *does stuff* style*

*knows exactly what hooch means*

*understands hooch and debs*
*asks if she can have cookies, after having stole a bunch of them*
*starts a (possibly solo)'doing things' parade*
*tries to help debs out of the idiot trap*

*reads debs' comment at top of page again*

*also wonders where other doers are*

*sets "smart person trap" (like idiot trap but for smart people)*

*joins parade*

*reads through this and thinks*.......you people have way too much time on your hands! Lol :))

*Walks into smart person trap. Doesn't set it off*

*Throws bronze statue at ali for suggesting contributors to this forum have too much time*

*Stares into space for three months*

*Finally decides that ballroom karate is best sport ever*

*yells noooooooooooooo*
*is gutted that the chain of doing stuff was broken*
*shakes fist at ali22*
*thinks dazl is the most random person ever*

*wanders in casually*
*tries to assess what's been going on*
*shrugs*
*serves muffins*

*run away with the muffins!* It's the pizzas first!

*feels sad about not being part of Fanpop history with the lila/pizza pick*
*stuffs herself with cookies and muffins previously stoled from aholic*
*contemplates going into the smart people trap to see if she can set it off or not*
*goes, doesn't set it off*
*agrees with dazl that ballroom karate is the greatest sport ever*
*realizes she's about to make a very big post*
*stills posts it*

*Telling you to give me back the muffins, because I licked on every single one!*
*agrees with you both that karate is the best sport ever*
*telling you that I have been training karate for three years*
*goes to bed*

*Hugs ali for her prop*

*Throws mufffins into air*

*Corrects aholic by hitting him with a hammer*

*thinks she is turning into hooch*

*Goes to therapy*

*realises she has unresolved issues with muffins*

*Practises can-can*

*joins in with the can can*
*starts to play with hammer*
*injures self*
*cries while still doing the can can*

*finds big fluffy and throws her into the battle*
*big fluffy eats all the broken muffins*

*Rescues Big Fluffy from the battle*

*Trains her to act as an attack cat who's incentive is muffins*

*puts spikes on hammer*

*lights hammer on fire*

*throws hammer at people doing can-can*

*adds smurfberries to dazl's drink to make her go crazy again*

*gives therapist another bribe to tell dazl muffin stuff*

*poisons can-can with smurfberries in hope of an army of hooches*

*wonders why plans always fail*

*hopes this one won't*

*considers jumping from bridge if plan doesn't work*

*decides to throw people off bridge where they will die no matter what unless plan suceeds*

*wonder if the band aid was made by scary umper lumpers*
*put it on anyways*
*wonders if hooch know that the can can is not a drink but a dance*
*steals some of dazl's drink*
*goes insane*

*wonders why people wonder so much on the forum*

*explains that wondering is the only way to point out stuff*

*realises that by mentioning drink it does look like thinks can-can is actual can*

*explains doesn't think that*

*realises does a lot of explaining too*

*realises also does a lot of realising*

*realises it's because they're the three best alternatives to talking*

*realises is nearly on new page*

*thinks it must be really funny for someone to read this from the beginning iif they'd never read it before*

*wonders if umper lumpers are like tiny orange lumberjacks*

*gets axe from tiny orange lumberjacks*

*kills smurfs because are just right size*

*makes more smurfberry juice to poison drinks*

*poisons more drinks*

*realises did a whole lot of stuff in that post*

*does more stuff*

*plays air electric triangle*

*eats air electric triangle*

*does even more stuff*

*takes more hostages because haven't taken enough lately*

*takes dr-hostages*