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The Day All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your Bed and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! Said Peter As He Was In The Bed With Lois. Ok Dad! Said Chris. Chris Got Out Of His Bed and Went To The Living Room To Play Videos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. Said Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. Said Meg. Yeah But Do You Know What Today Is? Said Peter. What? Said Meg. Fart Day!! Said Peter As He Farted In Meg's Face. No Dad!! Said Meg As She Run Around The House. Come Back Here. I'm Get You Yeah I'm Going Got To Get You. Said Peter. Blaaaa!! Said Meg As She Throw Up On The Living Room Carpet. Oh Meg On The Living Room Carpet. Said Peter. Lois Comes Down To The Living Room With Her Holding Stewie In Her Arm. Oh My God!! Meg Are Okay? Said Lois Looks Like Someone Is Going To Clean Up That Puke. Said Stewie No Dad Fart In My Face In My Bed. Said Meg Peter!! Said Lois What I Was Just Teaching Her That Everyone Farts. Said Peter You Farted In My Face. Said Meg Meg Go To Your Room!! Said Peter Okay!! Said Meg. Get Out Now!!!! Said Peter. While I'm Going To Feed Stewie. You Better Check On Meg. Or You Will... As Lois Whispered In Peter Ear. *Pater Gasp. Okay. Said Peter As He Went To Meg's Room. *In The Kitchen Feed Stewie. Women Feed Me!! Said Stewie As He Throw A Glass Bowl At Lois. It's Time For Your Time Out Sweetie. Said Lois As He Put Him In His Time Out Pin. No It Looks Like You Need To Feeded Me Now. Said Stewie *Back In Meg's Room. Look Meg I'm Sorry. I Don't Mean To Fart In Face Like That But It's Just That I Had Some Beans. I Will Make It Up To By Letting You Go With Your Boyfriend To The Movie and Let You Drive The Car. Thanks Dad. Said Meg As She Hugs Him. Your Welcome. Said Peter As he Gave A Hug Back. and You Know What Else I'm Sorry For? Said Peter What? Said Meg For Doing This. Said Peter As Garbed Meg's Face Next His To Butt and Farted. Eww!! Said Meg Bye Meg.Said Peter As He Close Her Door. Okay Every One How Was That For The First Part Of My Fanfiction. Tell Me Was It Good. Come For Part Two.
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Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by...
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