Imagine you’re video chatting with Drew trying to figure out what to get your boyfriend Wesley for Christmas:


Drew: Wassssup (Y/N)

You: Nothing really, I’m just trying to think of what I should get Wes for Christmas.

Drew: Hmmm, I don’t know man… nothing too expensive. He doesn’t like when you spend money on him.

You: Then maybe some lingerie or something.

Drew: I mean, yeah he’d definitely be into that.

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You: WES! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

Wes: Long enough, and that’s definitely a good idea, babe.

Drew: Not cool, bro…….