Courtney: Look, Duncan, I made Swedish meatballs your favriote.
Duncan: Awww thanks, Courtney!
Courtney: *shows duncan the playpen*
Duncan: Courtney what the hell is this?
Courtney: The playpen for the nursey. You know, Duncan, I still have the ring
Duncan: What ring?
Courtney: You know, the one you left on the mantle?
Duncan: Oh, that. The one I got from Vivian VanPelt.
Courtney: Vivian who?
Duncan: Vivian VanPelt. That ring is worth five or six grand easy.
Courtney: You mean you weren't gonna ask me to marry you?
Duncan: What, are you fuckin' nuts? *Laughs*
Courtney: *grabs duncan and puts him in the crib* My mother always said love was supposed set you free. But that's not true, Duncan. I've been a prisoner of my love for you for a very long time. Now it's payback time.
Duncan: You let me outta here right now!
Courtney: Sweet dreams, asshole.
** Courtney is in bed crying**
** the next day **
Courtney: Trent, honey, could you give me a hand with this?
[referring to trunk with Justin's body in it]
Trent: [washing van] Yeah, okay, uh, just a second.
Courtney: Thanks, sweet face. I owe you one.
Duncan: *yelling from Courtney's window* Courtney! Where the fuck are you?
Trent: You got company?
Courtney: Nope, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little fucker. Well, I'll see you later, Trent.
** 1 hour later **
Courtney: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah?
Courtney: I was thinking about what you said about wanting to get married...
Duncan: Yeah?
Courtney: I think it would be time for you to settle down!
Duncan: Babe, you made the best choice ever! You won't regret this, I promise. I'm going to treat you like a princess.
Courtney: [rips off wrapping paper and places Bride doll into Duncan's cage]
Duncan: What's that?
Courtney: Your bride!
Bride doll: With this ring I thee wed...
Courtney: Oh, Duncan! She's beautiful! *throws rice at Duncan and laughs*
Duncan: You are so dead!
*part 3 coming soon*
Duncan: Awww thanks, Courtney!
Courtney: *shows duncan the playpen*
Duncan: Courtney what the hell is this?
Courtney: The playpen for the nursey. You know, Duncan, I still have the ring
Duncan: What ring?
Courtney: You know, the one you left on the mantle?
Duncan: Oh, that. The one I got from Vivian VanPelt.
Courtney: Vivian who?
Duncan: Vivian VanPelt. That ring is worth five or six grand easy.
Courtney: You mean you weren't gonna ask me to marry you?
Duncan: What, are you fuckin' nuts? *Laughs*
Courtney: *grabs duncan and puts him in the crib* My mother always said love was supposed set you free. But that's not true, Duncan. I've been a prisoner of my love for you for a very long time. Now it's payback time.
Duncan: You let me outta here right now!
Courtney: Sweet dreams, asshole.
** Courtney is in bed crying**
** the next day **
Courtney: Trent, honey, could you give me a hand with this?
[referring to trunk with Justin's body in it]
Trent: [washing van] Yeah, okay, uh, just a second.
Courtney: Thanks, sweet face. I owe you one.
Duncan: *yelling from Courtney's window* Courtney! Where the fuck are you?
Trent: You got company?
Courtney: Nope, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little fucker. Well, I'll see you later, Trent.
** 1 hour later **
Courtney: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah?
Courtney: I was thinking about what you said about wanting to get married...
Duncan: Yeah?
Courtney: I think it would be time for you to settle down!
Duncan: Babe, you made the best choice ever! You won't regret this, I promise. I'm going to treat you like a princess.
Courtney: [rips off wrapping paper and places Bride doll into Duncan's cage]
Duncan: What's that?
Courtney: Your bride!
Bride doll: With this ring I thee wed...
Courtney: Oh, Duncan! She's beautiful! *throws rice at Duncan and laughs*
Duncan: You are so dead!
*part 3 coming soon*