"You gonna keep staring?"I got pictures if you want some"Duncan suggests with an arrogant smirk. Courtney scoffs and wishes they were alone...so she can kill him.
"Ugh, I wouldn't pay a penny for any photos of your prima face! I asked you to come over here for a serious discussion"Courtney stated in a professional business tone. Duncan rolls his eyes and sighs as he slumps down in his seat across from his ex. She always has to be serious. Why can't she loosen up a little.
"Alright, alright, what's this 'so-called big emergency or whatever you wanted to talk about"Duncan said in an uninterested tone resting on his hand slouching in a bored pose.
"Remember how we were talking before at the wedding, how it was like a savings account?" Courtney's words suddenly caught Duncan's attention. Anything money related he was interested in.
"Well I can't stand sleeping on the floor of my empty apartment and I need to make a withdrawal."Courtney whined. "So I was thinking.."Courtney is interrupted.
"I'm in"Duncan said in a serious tone. Courtney is surprised by his answer.
"But i didn't say anything"Courtney pointed out. What could he read my mind now?! How annoying!
"We stage a fake wedding"Duncan said with a devilish smirk. I had that idea but when Duncan says it it sounds more criminal. I can't believe we're on the same page.
"So you think we should do it?"I asked unsure. At first it was a mere thought but now Duncan was talking serious.
"Yeah! I mean think about it.We plan the wedding, we suddenly break it off because of some fight or whatever and you keep the gifts to fill your apartment, while I keep the cash to pay off my debt."Duncan stated with a big goofy grin as if he came up with the plan to end world hunger.
"Are you sure we.."Courtney is interrupted again and is even more annoyed.
"And you know what we could cash in the gifts, bet it on a sure fire race and double our money and end up living the good life in a mansion." Duncan said with a crazy smile now. Courtney was sure now that Duncan had a gambling problem.
Courtney just stares at her crazy ex for 5 seconds and then "Check please"she asks for and quickly pays and gets up ready to leave her surprised ex.
"Deal's off I can't do this"Courtney says while leaving.
"Wow, talk about commitment issues. Getting cold feet over our fake wedding."Duncan says sarcastically.
Courtney makes a disgusted face at him. "It's not the point! I was hoping to just find a way so I can sleep on an actual bed instead of a cold floor, but i forgot who i was talking to! MR. NO GOOD MANCHILD CHEATING PRIMAL SON OF A B..."Courtney is interrupted mid rant by her phone ringing. Duncan takes this time to catch the breath he's been holding in fear of his ex's wrath.
"Hello"Courtney says in an annoying tone. Duncan notices her annoyed facial expression morphing into a gleeful one. "WHat?! Really?! wHERE?! I'm coming over!"Courtney shouts happily and turns to Duncan with a big smile.
"Have a nice life"she says quickly and runs off.
Duncan gets up and calls out to her. "What about the money?! The gifts?!...Our love?!"Duncan shouts out the last part jokingly. He sees her ex disappear.
Courtney gets a call about how her truck with her stuff was found. She stops her car across the street from where the truck was and runs to it. She climbs into the back and doesn't know whether to scream..or cry. The truck was empty! All but one box was left. "be the coffeemaker, be the coffemaker, be the coffeemaker"Courtney chants hoping for the best and is let down as she opens to box to find more pillows.
"So DJ or band sweetheart"she hears from behind. Courtney mentally groans. Her slimy ex was right behind her. Was he following her?!
"Drop ..dead"Courtney threatens without turning.
"Can't be a widow before the wedding"Duncan says in a sarcastic tone. She can feel the smirk on his face growing. "Unless you wanna wake up to the dirt and mice again on the cold floor." He says with his arms crossed. He knows she has to give in now.
Courtney groans loudly and stands up. She slowly turns to face her ex. She looks like she;s ready to kill. Why was she in such a murderous mood?
"Fine! Meet me at my apartment and we'll work out the plan"Courtney says in a defeated tone and stomps passed Duncan.
"Lead the way wifey" Duncan jokes with an arm around her waist. She elbows him in the gut and leaves him bent over in pain.
"Don't touch me"She menacingly spat. "Gonna make the honeymoon a little hard."Duncan shouted back in a high pitched voice with a smirk.
"Oh I'd rather throw myself off a cliff into a man eating shark than go on any honeymoon with your tainted hands. I know where they've been."Courtney said in a disgusted tone
"Ugh, I wouldn't pay a penny for any photos of your prima face! I asked you to come over here for a serious discussion"Courtney stated in a professional business tone. Duncan rolls his eyes and sighs as he slumps down in his seat across from his ex. She always has to be serious. Why can't she loosen up a little.
"Alright, alright, what's this 'so-called big emergency or whatever you wanted to talk about"Duncan said in an uninterested tone resting on his hand slouching in a bored pose.
"Remember how we were talking before at the wedding, how it was like a savings account?" Courtney's words suddenly caught Duncan's attention. Anything money related he was interested in.
"Well I can't stand sleeping on the floor of my empty apartment and I need to make a withdrawal."Courtney whined. "So I was thinking.."Courtney is interrupted.
"I'm in"Duncan said in a serious tone. Courtney is surprised by his answer.
"But i didn't say anything"Courtney pointed out. What could he read my mind now?! How annoying!
"We stage a fake wedding"Duncan said with a devilish smirk. I had that idea but when Duncan says it it sounds more criminal. I can't believe we're on the same page.
"So you think we should do it?"I asked unsure. At first it was a mere thought but now Duncan was talking serious.
"Yeah! I mean think about it.We plan the wedding, we suddenly break it off because of some fight or whatever and you keep the gifts to fill your apartment, while I keep the cash to pay off my debt."Duncan stated with a big goofy grin as if he came up with the plan to end world hunger.
"Are you sure we.."Courtney is interrupted again and is even more annoyed.
"And you know what we could cash in the gifts, bet it on a sure fire race and double our money and end up living the good life in a mansion." Duncan said with a crazy smile now. Courtney was sure now that Duncan had a gambling problem.
Courtney just stares at her crazy ex for 5 seconds and then "Check please"she asks for and quickly pays and gets up ready to leave her surprised ex.
"Deal's off I can't do this"Courtney says while leaving.
"Wow, talk about commitment issues. Getting cold feet over our fake wedding."Duncan says sarcastically.
Courtney makes a disgusted face at him. "It's not the point! I was hoping to just find a way so I can sleep on an actual bed instead of a cold floor, but i forgot who i was talking to! MR. NO GOOD MANCHILD CHEATING PRIMAL SON OF A B..."Courtney is interrupted mid rant by her phone ringing. Duncan takes this time to catch the breath he's been holding in fear of his ex's wrath.
"Hello"Courtney says in an annoying tone. Duncan notices her annoyed facial expression morphing into a gleeful one. "WHat?! Really?! wHERE?! I'm coming over!"Courtney shouts happily and turns to Duncan with a big smile.
"Have a nice life"she says quickly and runs off.
Duncan gets up and calls out to her. "What about the money?! The gifts?!...Our love?!"Duncan shouts out the last part jokingly. He sees her ex disappear.
Courtney gets a call about how her truck with her stuff was found. She stops her car across the street from where the truck was and runs to it. She climbs into the back and doesn't know whether to scream..or cry. The truck was empty! All but one box was left. "be the coffeemaker, be the coffemaker, be the coffeemaker"Courtney chants hoping for the best and is let down as she opens to box to find more pillows.
"So DJ or band sweetheart"she hears from behind. Courtney mentally groans. Her slimy ex was right behind her. Was he following her?!
"Drop ..dead"Courtney threatens without turning.
"Can't be a widow before the wedding"Duncan says in a sarcastic tone. She can feel the smirk on his face growing. "Unless you wanna wake up to the dirt and mice again on the cold floor." He says with his arms crossed. He knows she has to give in now.
Courtney groans loudly and stands up. She slowly turns to face her ex. She looks like she;s ready to kill. Why was she in such a murderous mood?
"Fine! Meet me at my apartment and we'll work out the plan"Courtney says in a defeated tone and stomps passed Duncan.
"Lead the way wifey" Duncan jokes with an arm around her waist. She elbows him in the gut and leaves him bent over in pain.
"Don't touch me"She menacingly spat. "Gonna make the honeymoon a little hard."Duncan shouted back in a high pitched voice with a smirk.
"Oh I'd rather throw myself off a cliff into a man eating shark than go on any honeymoon with your tainted hands. I know where they've been."Courtney said in a disgusted tone
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