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PrincessVandal said:
Here's my list:
Duncan: Nothing sharpens my dog collar more than a girl with a ton of attitude. Mm, mm, mm..
Courtney: (yells) Let's go get that million dollars! Yes! (kisses Duncan)
Duncan: Looks like someone got their mojo back!
Courtney: Shut up and follow me. We've got a suitcase to find!
Duncan: Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Duncan: You think Courtney might be looking at the stars now?
Duncan: Afternoon, ma'am. That's a great set of legs you got there, but right now I'd like to focus on those lovely hands of yours. I need them to start filling this pillowcase with cash.
Courtney: Anything else I can do for you today, (Pulls off wig) Duncan?
(Duncan squeaks and then faints)
Duncan: Hey Courtney! Maybe you'll get to see more than just the back of me when the teams merge.
Courtney: At this point, I take it!
Duncan: Nothing grips my wheel more than a chick with a furious spin-heel-flying jump kick. After that mixed martial arts display, Courtney shot way up on my "you're all right" meter.
Duncan: If I were a wolf I'd howl... oh what the heck. (Howls)
Courtney: What do you want?
Duncan: I just came by to tell you that I'm sorry for scaring you.
Courtney: I was not scared! It was completely circumstantial, and besides, there's no such thing as a "hook man".
Duncan: Hmm. You're probably right... OR ARE YOU?!
Courtney: (screams) Ugh. I hate you!
Duncan: She so doesn't hate me.
Duncan: You're insane, you know that?!
Courtney: And you... are a MONSTER!
(they glare at each other, but their mood begins to lighten and they suddenly start making out passionately)
Courtney: (runs up and hugs him) We're rich!
Duncan: Whoa-ho-ho-ho, not so fast, sister. Who said I'd share anything with you?
Courtney: (kisses Duncan, who subsequently looks content) Every king needs a queen.
Duncan: "King", huh? That doesn't sound so terrible... (they continue kissing)
Courtney: Now what?
Duncan: You wanna make out?
Duncan: What can I say? The girl can't keep her antlers off me.
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