THE INSIDER: If Dr. Shepherd is McDreamy, then Dr. Burke is McPerfect. At least in our opinion. Without gushing too much, tell us a few things you find attractive about him.
CRISTINA: He loves me. You may not realize this, but I'm not the most open or affectionate individual. Preston sees past my rough exterior, he admires it, lets me know when I need to dial it down. He's also McStamina, if you know what I mean.
THE INSIDER: Vanilla Ice once rapped that if rhyme was a drug, he'd sell it by the gram. You've been described, by some at SGH, as a junkie of sorts. Would you peddle surgery if you could?
CRISTINA: No. Because no one could do it better than I could and it wouldn't be fair to the patients to leave them in less talented hands.
THE INSIDER: How noble of you. Which was more challenging, medical school at Stanford, studying for your Ph.D. at UC-Berkeley, or being saddled with Bailey's baby for an entire shift?
CRISTINA: I'm not a people person, okay? And I'm certainly not a baby person. I burped that kid as well as anyone could and my gentle rocking technique was perfect. It just wouldn't shut up.
THE INSIDER: We'll take your word for it. There was some obvious tension when George moved in with you and Preston. We thought it was going to come to blows for awhile. Could you beat up Bambi if it came to it?
CRISTINA: 007? I could take him with one chopstick.
THE INSIDER: We thought so. Lastly… sorry, but we have to get your thoughts on this. You know both people well. Do you think Derek will choose Meredith or Addison?
CRISTINA: It's a cut throat competition for his affection and I can admire that. If Meredith gets a little dirtier, perhaps breaking into Addison's email and sending Derek the lewd exchanges she still has with McSteamy (you know it's true!), my girl should come out on top.
CRISTINA: He loves me. You may not realize this, but I'm not the most open or affectionate individual. Preston sees past my rough exterior, he admires it, lets me know when I need to dial it down. He's also McStamina, if you know what I mean.
THE INSIDER: Vanilla Ice once rapped that if rhyme was a drug, he'd sell it by the gram. You've been described, by some at SGH, as a junkie of sorts. Would you peddle surgery if you could?
CRISTINA: No. Because no one could do it better than I could and it wouldn't be fair to the patients to leave them in less talented hands.
THE INSIDER: How noble of you. Which was more challenging, medical school at Stanford, studying for your Ph.D. at UC-Berkeley, or being saddled with Bailey's baby for an entire shift?
CRISTINA: I'm not a people person, okay? And I'm certainly not a baby person. I burped that kid as well as anyone could and my gentle rocking technique was perfect. It just wouldn't shut up.
THE INSIDER: We'll take your word for it. There was some obvious tension when George moved in with you and Preston. We thought it was going to come to blows for awhile. Could you beat up Bambi if it came to it?
CRISTINA: 007? I could take him with one chopstick.
THE INSIDER: We thought so. Lastly… sorry, but we have to get your thoughts on this. You know both people well. Do you think Derek will choose Meredith or Addison?
CRISTINA: It's a cut throat competition for his affection and I can admire that. If Meredith gets a little dirtier, perhaps breaking into Addison's email and sending Derek the lewd exchanges she still has with McSteamy (you know it's true!), my girl should come out on top.