Der Untergang

My furher, who will be your next target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. said Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. said Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's said to be present. said Steiner Fine. We'll go there. said Hitler My furher, you shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

My fuhrer, what are you going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner said I can find it on a couple different web sites. said Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are you sure you wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard or not. said Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to you playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! said Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! said Hitler This music is so obnixious. said...