Downfall (Der Untergang) Club
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My furher, who will be your next target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held by Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. said Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. said Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. said Hitler My fuhrer, you shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...
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My fuhrer, what are you planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to you and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. said Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. said Hitler I think you should find some fish for me while you're at it. said Krebs Fine. I'll find some fish for you. said Hitler My fuhrer, i object to you proving this thing's existence. said Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought you were in favor of this plan! said Hitler I'm not. Because i believe you won't find this creature. said Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! said Hitler (An hour later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! said Hitler
My furher, who will be your next target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. said Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. said Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's said to be present. said Steiner Fine. We'll go there. said Hitler My furher, you shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...
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My fuhrer, what are you going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner said I can find it on a couple different web sites. said Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are you sure you wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard or not. said Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to you playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! said Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! said Hitler This music is so obnixious. said...
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We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. said Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. said Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. said Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. said Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure you have a hat to wear has to be one of them! said Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. said Jodl And you should of! This is why none of you come prepared for these kind of situations! said Hitler Let's not get upset and...
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