I remember that night well when the guardians thought they had destroyed me but I had simply vanished! My parents Hades and Eris had seen I was in trouble and quickly sent me home thanks to my mothers magic where I resided for many years trying to come up with a plan for revenge safe in my fathers kingdom of the Underworld. I was constantly bouncing back and forth between the Underworld and our vacation home in Tartus struggling the come with a plan each I came up with ended up with some way they could defeat me without a loop hole my mother couldn't bare to see me struggling any longer "Pitch darling enough of this I think its time you consulted your problems with the fates", "Your right mother perhaps they have the answers I've been seeking I'll go to them immediately", 'Excellent I'll send for your father to accompany in case you have troubles negotiating you know how your father can such a hot head I'll be along momentarily I just need to let Setus and our other little pets out first they deserve to have a little fun terrorizing all of Greece" laughing evilly "Haha yes mother I quite agree tell father I'm heading over now", "Certainly Pitch".
Father met up with me along with our minions Pain and Panic they may screw everything up and are complete idiots but they serve us well we headed to a dark chamber across from the entrance to the river of death the three fates we're getting to cut another mortals life thread the smallest and fattest of the three wearing a black cloak like the others but with purple skin, three hairs on her head and wearing the eyeball in her eye socket in in the middle of her head holding the scissors as the blue one with the long and pointy nose held the thread. "Darling hold that mortals thread of life good and tight" cutting the thread there was a scream "In coming!" shouted the green on with three yellow hairs on each side of her head all three laughed as the soul entered the room following the glowing green light inside the entrance to the river of death above it we kept track of how many souls including this one we were now at over 5000000001 served as the sign above read "Ladies I we so sorry to", "Disturb us not at all" the three of them said interrupting father "We knew you would be coming" said the blue fate removing the eyeball from the purple one placing it in her left eye socket "We know everything!" cried the green one "Past" said the blue, "Present" said the green elbowing the blue one the face knocking the eyeball into her right eye socket "And future!" replied the purple taking the eyeball back "Indoor plumbing its gonna be big!" she told Panic elbowing him "Great great anyway see ladies Pitch has been struggling lately", "We know" they said together interrupting father again "I know you know" he said "So here's the deal" he continued "Pitch he has been struggling to come up with a plan agains't the guardians and mother thought it would be a good idea", "If he came to us" saying it together the green fate taking eyeball this time placing it in her left eye socket "WE KNOW!" she shouted father finally lost temper he was red and lite up in flames " I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW I GOT IT! I got the concept!", "Hades darling relax remember you came to them" I didn't even notice that mother came in she kissed father to cool him down changing back to cool blue "Now ask your question my love", "Certainly babe so let just ask is there anything that you show that will help junior or what what do you think?"
The green fate was about to give us an answer when the blue stopped pulling her on the face "Oh no you don't we're not suppose to reveal the future!" a spider coming out of her left nostril she sucked it back in father looked at mother for approval he decided to use flattery towards the green fate to get the answer we were seeking she always did have crush on him even when he married my mother taking the fate by the hand "Oh wait sorry time out did you do something with your hair? you look fabulous than a fate worse than death" she laughed charmingly the others were disgusted the blue one punching the eyeball out of her head Panic caught it "Ohh gross" trying to hand it to Pain who let it drop instead to the ground kicking it away from them father catching it in his taking piece of hair out of his rubbing agains't his toga to brush it off "Ladies please our sons fate is in your lovely hands" placing it in the green fates warty hand "Oh" she said charmingly looking at the other two "No! I'm sorry Hades but we already fell for that asked us to tell you about your fate with Hercules come along ladies we're finished here" walking away "WAIT PLEASE!" cried mother they turned and looked at her "This is our son's fate we asking to know not our own but if you won't do it for Hades perhaps you would consider doing it for me? to ease my worries" the blue fate looked at the others and nodded "Oh alright very well".
The green fate lifted the eyeball into the air and began to transform into a bright white ball of glowing light changing to blue the vision clear in vision in the middle and blue colored beams surrounded the sides the fates circled around it as the green one told the tale "`In one year precisely after searching far and wide our young boy will the kingdom Arendalle the time to act will be at hand in another eighteens you will the fear of the young Queen Elsa", "How can this mortal this Elsa help? Why must I seek her?" I asked "She has great powers powers of ice and snow if used for evil she will become a great partner destroying your enemies with a near wave of her hand unleash the evil inside this mortal girl!" father seemed pleased his two fingers holding his chin with beside him "Mmm hmm good good", "Then the once proud Guardian will finally fall and you Pitch along side your father will rule all!" father lite up happily flames he gave me a high five "Yes finally we shall rule world as father and son!", "A word of caution to this tale" said the purple fate "Excuse me!" father and I said at the same time "If the Queen learns to control her fear you will fail!" the fates laughed evilly disappearing into eyeball everyone just stood there for a moment after they left.
"WHAT!" father cried flaming up again "Hades", "Babe I'm fine I'm fine I'm cool I'm fine", "Don't worry father I won't fail you" he placed his hand on my shoulder "I know you won't son you have your answer now" mother came up and hugged "Go now my son find this Queen of Else of Arendalle make us proud!", "I will mother" hugging her one last time summoning my nightmare horse "WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!" I shouted laughing evilly as flew off to find the kingdom of Arendalle.
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