What is your favorite quote from Despicable Me?

I have tons of favorite quote from the movie! # 1
Gru: [reading to the girls from a pop-up book] "Three little kittens started to yawn..."
Agnes: Now make them drink the milk.
[beat]
Gru: Wow, this is garbage! You actually like this?
# 2 Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]
# 3 Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!
# 4 Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
#5 Vector: Curse you, tiny toilet!
#6 Gru: [Explaining why the girls can't find their book "Three Little Kittens"] That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

This was sooo cute I LOVE this quote:

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

when Edith and the little minions r decorating the house and Gru comes in and see's the mess, and Edith goes like: Your cousin did it! Minion: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

that was hilarious!!!!! XD!

Gru: Your dog keeps dropping little bombs on my yard!

Neighbor: Well, you know, thats just what dogs do...

Gru: Not unless they're dead

either its so fluffy im gonna die! its so fluffy!!! or does this count as annoying??

Definitely when Gru wins Agnes the unicorn and she goes, "It's so fluffy!" It was so funny and cute, I cracked up when I saw the movie

I loved the whole entire movie!!!

Gru, saying "You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or burp or fart!"

Gru:Knooooocked ooveeerrr
Gru:You will not cry or laugh or sneeze or burp or fart.And no annoying noises.
Agnes:Does this count as a noise?*clicks tongue and puffs cheeks*
Gru:Your dog keeps dropping bombs all over my yard.
Neighbor:Well,you know,it's what dogs do.
Gru:Not unless they're dead.Ahahahaha!

"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!!"

Agnes:Its so fluffy!)


Gru:(To the girls)You will not cry,or Sneeze or Barf or Fart! No annoying stuff
Agnes:Do this count as annoying *Puckles her cheeks* oh so funny

"I think he's nice." "And scary." "Yeah. . . Like Santa!" or "Lightbulb" lol oh or "Its so fluffy I think I could die!!!!" And last but not least "ITS SO FLUFFY!!!!!"

"Knocked oooover." I loved that.

ITS SO FLUFFY! lol that was a cute part. shes all about unicorns

"I bet the mother is beautiful"
"I bet the mother as sparkles in her eyes"
"I bet the house is made out jelly beans!(...gummy worms?)"

My few favorites quotes are these:
1# Vector! Thats me, because I'm committing crime with both direction and magnitude. OH YEAH!!!

2#Agnes: Pinkie promise? Gru: Oh yes, my pinkie promises.

3#Carnival Guy: Oh somebody's got a frowny face. Better luck next time. Gru: Okay, my turn......Hah!(takes out torchlike gun)BOOM! Knocked over! Agnes: IT'S SO FLUFFAY!

I love it when Gru yells at Dr. Nefario for the dancing cookie robots and say "why are you so old?"

I love the part when Gru is talking to his neighboor about the dog pooping on his lawn too.

Agnes: It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

*Edith runs to the trap and Gru chases after her*
Gru: No, no no! Stay away from the trap!

Edith: Poked a hole in my juice box.

A:My caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly
E:Thats a cheeto
A:Oh (eats it)

Sooooooo funny!!!

or

(Edith knocks over a bottle of green liquid)
E:Somebody broke that

HAHA LOL

Or

(Edith is decorating the house with toilet paper when gru walks in)

E:(Points at minion) it was your cousins idea
Minion:WHAT???

1.does this count as annoying? *clicking of the tongue and slapping cheek*

2. its so fluffy im gonna die!!!! its so fluufffffy!!!! *shakes unicorn viciously*

My favorite quote is when the one orphan says "you poked a hole in my juicebox". but did anyone notice in the seen were the minions are cheering when gru gets to the moon that two of them are making out? and another one is miss.Hattie's flower vase is a bong?!

" ITS SO FLUFFY I THINK IM GUNNA DIE" Agnes
ALSO " kNOCKED OVER" Gru

I love the whole thing it's the best movie ever and there's a lot of funny quotes I don't know what one 2 pick.

It's a tough one. I like Margo's asinine ways of taking the thunder out of Gru's threats about touching things. "How about the air?" etc...

SQUID LAUNCHER OH YEAH!!

You have the audacity to ask for money? Apparently!
We don't want to spend a week in the box of shame would we?
I hate that guy

My favourite quote is from the video conference with Mr Perkins -
"I fly to the moon; I shrink the moon; I grab the moon; I sit on the toilet....!"

I also like
"You have got to be pulling on my leg!"
"Lightbulb"
"Banana"
"Your cousin made me do it." "Whaaaaat?"
"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die"

''I've got the shrink ray!Cotton candy!''

My favorite r from Gru "KNOCKED OVER!!"You will cry or sneeze,barf,or fart"I grab the moon *flips paper* I sit the toilet" lol thats all i can remember

"Zip it, Happy Meal!"

lite bulb

Gru: (explaining his plan to steal the moon to his boss) "And then i sit on the toilet... (sees picture the girls drew) WAIT WHAT?!"

Agnes: "it's so fluffy I'm gonna die"..."it's so fluffy!!!"

" and i sit on the toilet " XD
Looool

Mr. Gru

"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!!!"
"It was your cousin's idea!.."Whaaa?"

1.LIGHT BULB!
2.I said dart gun, not fart gun

IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Its so fluffy!!! :)

Margo: Hey can we order a pizza?
Gru: "Pizza? You just had lunch!

Go get the toy. Baboy? Ohhhhhhhh baboy!

Papoy!!!

"He never should have said goodbye."

Baaaananaaaaa!!!

Its so fluffy, im gonna die!

Gru: "You may not cry, or sneeze, or burp, or fart. So no,no,no,no annoying noises."

I have a favorite quote from all of the Characters in the first one.
Gru: "You may not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart. So no no no annoying sounds, alright?"
Vector: "Ahh, curse you tiny toilet!"
Margo: "Wait a sec, you were the guy who pretended he was the recorded message."
Edith: "It was your cousin's idea."
Agnes: "It's so fluffy!"
Dr. Nafario: "A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Ha ha ha ha."