Dan Humphrey Funniest Dan quote?;D
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I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
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Look, man, I live in Brooklyn. Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.
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Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
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And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy
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Case of mistaken identity; ironically, not involving masks.
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And let me guess. You're wicked step-sister is Blair Waldorf
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I think it is fairly safe to assume that they have had sex.
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In fact, I'm not even asking. You're coming with us. I'm adult-napping you.
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Last year, I believe he had an original thought. It died of loneliness.
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Can you please not turn my sex life into a country song?
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Hey! Hey! Way to be... forgotten
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Save some trees. Have a blog.
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If you ever need anybody to talk to. Or, not talk to. I'd be happy to do either.
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Tell me, what exactly happened with you and Man Bangs?
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So you guys wanna sit together at lunch
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is the choice you want missing?
go ahead and add it!
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