DAMON:i luv my jacket

EDWARD: OMG!!! is that boy gucci?

DAMON: yep

EDWARD: i luv it

DAMON: hey its mine back off!!!

EDWARD: don't tell me to back off!!!

DAMON: SHUT UP!!!

edward and damon start fighting

meanwhile the jacket is ripped to shreds

EDWARD: OMG!!!! the jacket is dead!!

JACKET: OMG!! u both killed me!!!

damon holds the jacket in his arms

DAMON: you know i've loved since i bought you

JACKET: i hate you and edward

the jacket dies

DAMON & EDWARD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!