...he didn't notice where he was going (since he was SO absorbed in his game) and tripped over a sleeping Numbuh 8....

....and she flipped out screaming and yelling, when a loud thunder clap scared Numbuh 8....

..."KACEY! HIDE ME!" she whimpered....

"not right now!" she shouted. "Something really weird is going on....."

.....Numbuh 3 ran screaming into the room. "THERE'S A CEREAL KILLER!" She cried. "He already killed 3 pieces of cereal!" *facepalm*.....

"THAT SICK MONSTER! Who kills 3 innocent pieces of cereal?!" Kiki began to cry, "THEY HAD SO MUCH TO ALMSOT LIVE FOR!!!".....

...."Yeah! Their names were Snap, Crackle, and Pop!" Kuki shouted. "Ah, crap! My DS died!" Wally yelled.....

"Boo-hoo," Kiki said sarcastically, "Lemme play you a song on the world's smallest violin." Wally shot her a dirty look. She shot one back. There was another loud thunderclap. "Geez! What wacky weather we're having!".....

Megan walked in and survayed the scene before her.
have you all gone crazy?!!?! she screamed.
Yes, yes we have. Kacey answered.
guys!!! numbuh 5 yelled from the other room. hurry up! we will be late for school!

"NO!!! NOT SCHOOL!!" Kacey and Kiki both whined. Kiki threw herself on the floor. "I DON'T WANNA! I DON'T WANNA! I DON'T WANNA!!!!" There was another loud thunderclap. "Okay, okay, I'm going.".....

...."I've gotta headache." Kacey said. She winked at Kiki and pulled over her laptop. Wally whined as Abby dragged him out the door..

"YAY, WE'RE PLAYING HOOKY!!!" Kiki cheered. Kacey covered her teammate's mouth. Thunder crashed again. "OKAY OKAY! WE GET IT!"....

Megan quietly sneaked back into the room.
Playing hooky with you guys sounds alot better than my Science quiz today...... she anounced

"I'm glad too, I REALLY didn't want to do Gym today." Kiki laughed. She then got a Grinchy smile on her face.
Kacey did a facepalm. "Oh no...Kiki, what are you thinking NOW?"...

"Oh, nothing..." she replied.
"Kiki!...." Megan said sternly.
"Fine. I wanna go to the park, and whenever I go to the park, I always begin plotting what I wanna do." She turned to Kacey with puppy-dog eyes.
"Can we go? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"......

then a sound was heard in the bushes
Numbah 10:Boo!
Kacey:eeep!oh it's her....

Megan wasn't impressed... and becoming exstremely bored.
"GUYS!!!" she moaned. Im begining to miss school!"
"You are already missing school..." Kiki said confuzedly
"She means she wants to go back dipspit!" Kacey yelled at her

"I say we go on a misson!" Kacey said after a few minutes of silence. "Who's with me?"
Everyone raised their hands, excited.
"Great! Now let's-"
"I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION!" Kiki said waving her hand violently.
"What?" Kacey asked, rolling her eyes.
"What KIND of mission are we gonna go on?"
Megan nodded her head. "Yeah! Are we saving someone, retrieving something....pranking someone?".....

"PRANKING." Kacey said. "Pranking Nicky Tromba." Everyone wooped. Then, the phone rang.
"Hello?" Kacey asked.
"Yes a lot of kids aren't at school today. This is the number for most of them. Just thought I'd let you know." Kacey trembled. Then, she hung up.....

..."Who was it?" Kiki asked.
Kacey gulped. "Attendance office. They're onto us."
Megan scoffed, "Again? Jeez!"
There was a weird noise coming from down the hall.
"What was that?"
"Kiki, go investigate" Kacey ordered.
She whined, "Why ME?! Usually when I investigate a weird sound, something usually happens!" Kacey growled.
"Fine, I'm going...."

...All of a sudden, there was a shriek. It wasn't a fearful shriek....it was actually more of an EXCITED shriek. Kacey and Megan went to investigate.....

"oh my god!!" Kacey exclaimed
It cant be..... Megan said, her eyes growing wide.
Kiki turned to them, her eyes shining. "Its......

..."A FERRET!!!!!" Kiki squealed and picked it up. She scratched its belly while Megan pet it's head. Both girls turned to Kacey
"Can we keep it? Pleeeeeeeeeease?"....

...."We've already got two cats and two rats! It won't make my life any better than it is-" Kacey was cut off.
"PLEASE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!" Kiki begged.
"Fine, but you're in charge of it. Ir the cat eats it, we're not getting another one."

"Awwwwwwwww!!! k. Come on, Scooter! Let's go-"
Just then, the KND Help-me Hotline went off. Kiki let out a huge groan.
"NOW what!?".....

"Can we bring Scooter?" Megan pleaded.
Kacey sighed. "Fine. But if he makes a mess in the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. I am NOT cleaning it up."

....."That's why we can have Wally clean it up later!" Kiki giggled. As did Kacey and Megan. The S.C.A.M.P.E.R. landed in the park. Kiki was the first one out. Her eyes grew huge.
"SWINGS!!!!" She handed Scooter to Megan and made a mad dash for the empty swing set. Kacey grabbed her collar.
"We're not here to goof off. We're on a mission." she reminded.
"Oh yeah. BTW, who are we supposed to be fighting again?"......

Kacey looked at her KN-Code Collector.
"It says we're fighting...... The Toilenator? WHY?" She said.
"Probably cuz he wanted us to keep him company." Kiki giggled.
"WAIT! He's not even here." Megan said. Then, Scooter got away from the girls un-noticed. But when Kiki went to pick him up.....
"SCOOTER! WHERE ARE YOU?".....

...After a few minutes of searching, No luck.
"SCOOTER, GODDANGIT, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!" Kiki bawled.
Megan was on the playground looking through the little telescope on the 4th level.
"GUYS! I found him! He's asleep on the bench!"
But when she moved the telescope up a little farther...

....It turned out that it was somebody's ferret fur jacket.
"OH, WHO DID THIS TO YOU, SCOOTER?" Kiki cried.
"Kiki, calm down, it's not Scooter. It's probably not even made from a ferret." Kacey said.
Kiki wiped tears from her eyes. She showed Kacey the tag. In small, bold letters it read: "MADE FROM REAL FERRETS"
Then, a squeaky, yet kinda low, voice screamed something.
"WHAT A CUTE LITTLE FERRET!"
Who was it you ask?
Why it was none other than The Toilenator................................­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­...­..

"HEY! THAT'S OUR FUZZBUTT!" All three girls shrieked.
Kiki made a b-line for ToiletButt and kicked his shin at full force. Scooter went flying. Megan dived and caught the ferret JUST BEFORE he hit the ground. Scooter dooked wildy and licked her face.
ToiletButt ran away crying. Kiki smirked and turned around...only to see Megan, Kacey, and even Scooter's jaws dropped.
"Guys, what's with the shocked and/or surprised look?".....

"ITS A GIRL WEASEL!!" Kacey shreiked.

"DIBS!!!!" Megan shouted as she picked up a blonde colored weasel with a pink bow around her ear.
"Awwwww!! Kiki moaned. "I didn't know we were gonna get a girl one!"
Scooter gave her a look.
"Sorry buddy, I forgot you were there."

"Let's name it Sweetie!" Kiki squealed.
Kacey gagged.
"We should give it a tough name! Like....Slasher!"
"But it's a GIRL weasel!"
"....Slashette, then?"
Kiki did a facepalm.
"Megan, what do you think?".....

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........." Megan said for a full 10 minutes. "I KNOW!!!!! IT SHOULD BE BONNIE!!!!
"Bonnie?" Kacey said as she stared at the she-weasel.
"Yes, Bonnie. It's Irish for beautiful. And she is simply adorable-licous!"

Bonnie started dooking wildly. As did Scooter. Both ferrets jumped to the ground and darted in another direction.
"Where're you guys going?!" Kacey yelled.
"Come on!" Megan said, while following the two fuzzies......

"CRAP ! WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY GOING?!?!" the three girls wondered as the found scooter under the slide and the blond one clear over by the rocking horse thingy it was on the other side of the play ground, at this point of reading im like WTF MAN?!?!

"Aw, they're wrestling!" Kiki squealed.
"Uh, Kiki, they arn't wrestling........" Kacey said as she covered Kiki's eyes.
"Thats wrong." Megan mumbled. "Guys, look at the time! The others should be back at the tree-house by now! Let's head home!

Back at the tree house:

"We're hoooooooooooooome." Hoagie anounced as he tossed his back-pack on the couch.
"It's not your hoooooooooooouuuuse!" Kiki yelled back at a chance at payback.
"It is their house. Reversing the previously said come back won't work if the facts don't add to up to the current situation. Even if in some abnormal loophole it did, it would become difficult to comptimplate, thus removing any humor." Megan called over as she looked up from her *Harry Potter* book.
Wally held his head in his hands. "OW!!!! Too.....many....big...words..."
The "Help-Me* hot-line started to go off. Kuki checked it and gasped. "Its...its..."
"What is it?" Abby asked.
Kacey walk/jogged up to the hot-line and stood next to Kuki. She glanced up at the monitor. "Oh my god! Its...."

"OMG! IT'S A HYENA!" Kacey shrieked excitedly.
"Why are you happy if we're fighting a hyena?" Wally asked.
Kacey lowered her eyebrows. "I'm gonna save it."
"It's a man dressed as a hyena." Megan said. "The.... Oh, God....."

"NOOOOO!!!" screamed Kiki, "It's......."

"Someone?" Wally asked, confused.
Numbuh 5 checked the hot line again.
"Wierd, we no information on this dude. I can't even tell if we're supposed to save him or defeat him."
"Set up a GPS tracking device on him!" Megan suggested
Kacey grinned wickedly. "YAY! Stalker time...

"YAY!!!" Kacey and Kiki cheered together. Stalker time was always fun!....

... Kiki skipped down the street singing her stalker song (Yes, I have a stalker song. Why? Cuz I'm weird like that...).
"KACEY!!!" I'm hungry!!" she whined.
"Well, I told you to grab something back at the treehouse!" Kacey whined back.
"Touche...so, where should we go?".......

"BURGER KIN--" Kacey was stopped.
"We went there yesterday." Megan said. "And the day before that, and the day before that..."
"OK, OK, I get it." Kacey pouted. "Subway?"
"YUSH." Kiki said. "Let's go!!!!"

"NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!" Kiki was noisily eating her meatball sub. Megan made a face, obviously disgusted. She looked out the window.
"Hey! Who's that?".....

Kacey took a huge bite into her sub, and looked over.
"Fats Memma!" she said.
"...What?" Kiki asked.
"FATS MEMMA!" Kacey yelled.
"WHAT?" Megan asked. "You have angina?"
Kacey swallowed. "THAT'S. EMMA!!!!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. The whole restaurant looked at her.
"HI EMMA!!!" Kiki said, waving to Emma out the window.

Emma gave them a "I don't know you right now" look and continued walking.
"Hey, where is she going?" asked Megan.
"I dunno," said Kacey. "But we already have a person to stalk today!"
"AW!" Kiki moaned.
"We'll stalk her later." Megan interrupted. "Now let's go find that guy!"

"YAY!!!! STALKER TIME!!!" Kiki shrieked. Everyone at Subway gave her a look.
"Uh...sorry! She forgot to take her meds today...." Kacey said.
"But I don't have to take any-"
Megan elbowed her and led everyone out of the building.
"Now....which way did this dude go?"....

...."THAT WAY!" Kacey and Megan said together, each pointing in different directions. Kiki did a facepalm.
"All right. Megan goes left, Kacey goes right, and I'll go in some other direction".
All 3 put their hands in a pile and said " YA-HA-HA!!".
All 3 then split up, going their own way. Kacey's route ended up leading her to the playground where she saw.......

... The Toiletnator