Julie comes to Caillou's house, and Doris leaves.
Caillou: Bye bye, Mommy!
Scene transitions to Caillou and Rosie in the kitchen, having supper.
Julie: Eat up Rosie!
Later...
Julie: Why don't you go and play by yourself for a bit while I'll get Rosie ready for her nap?
Caillou: Okay. Bye-bye!
Julie: How about a story?
Narrator: Seeing his mommy's make-up gave Caillou an idea for a game.
Caillou takes his Mommy's makeup and puts it all over Rosie's doll. Julie then starts calling Caillou.
Julie: Caillou, where are you? What are you doing?
Narrator: Caillou knew he'd spoiled Rosie's doll and he was afraid that Julie would be mad at him.
Caillou hides the doll in his toy trunk and sits on it. He smiles at Julie.
Julie: Ah, there you are! Caillou, what have you been doing?
Rosie: Julie! Julie!
Julie: Oh, dear. Rosie is waking up.
Julie leaves the room. Meanwhile, Mommy drives back home. She steps out of the car. Julie then returns with Rosie.
Julie: Caillou, have you seen Rosie's doll anywhere?
Caillou: No.
Julie: Are you sure? She said she left it in the bathroom.
She sees the doll's hand sticking out of the trunk.
Julie: Wait a minute, what's that? Stand up a second , Caillou!
Caillou gets off the trunk. Julie takes out Rosie's doll.
Caillou: (cries like a gay man)
Julie: (in an angry voice) What happened to the doll?
Caillou: You're mad at me. And mommy's gonna be mad at me too.
Doris: Oh dear, something tells me you've been having a busy afternoon.
Rosie: Mommy! Caillou ruined my doll!!! (wails)
Doris: Clean that doll right now!
Caillou tries to clean the doll, but nothing happens.
Caillou: It's ruined! I'm sorry, Mommy.
Doris: I will not forgive you.
Rosie: Caillou, you're a gay dude! You are not a boy.
Caillou: Shut the heck up! Everyone hates you as hell!
Rosie: (cries)
Doris: (in kidaroo voice) CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR FOUR YEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
Julie: (in kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT!
Caillou: I hate you, you lesbians!!!
He cries as he runs to his room.
The End!!!!
Caillou: Bye bye, Mommy!
Scene transitions to Caillou and Rosie in the kitchen, having supper.
Julie: Eat up Rosie!
Later...
Julie: Why don't you go and play by yourself for a bit while I'll get Rosie ready for her nap?
Caillou: Okay. Bye-bye!
Julie: How about a story?
Narrator: Seeing his mommy's make-up gave Caillou an idea for a game.
Caillou takes his Mommy's makeup and puts it all over Rosie's doll. Julie then starts calling Caillou.
Julie: Caillou, where are you? What are you doing?
Narrator: Caillou knew he'd spoiled Rosie's doll and he was afraid that Julie would be mad at him.
Caillou hides the doll in his toy trunk and sits on it. He smiles at Julie.
Julie: Ah, there you are! Caillou, what have you been doing?
Rosie: Julie! Julie!
Julie: Oh, dear. Rosie is waking up.
Julie leaves the room. Meanwhile, Mommy drives back home. She steps out of the car. Julie then returns with Rosie.
Julie: Caillou, have you seen Rosie's doll anywhere?
Caillou: No.
Julie: Are you sure? She said she left it in the bathroom.
She sees the doll's hand sticking out of the trunk.
Julie: Wait a minute, what's that? Stand up a second , Caillou!
Caillou gets off the trunk. Julie takes out Rosie's doll.
Caillou: (cries like a gay man)
Julie: (in an angry voice) What happened to the doll?
Caillou: You're mad at me. And mommy's gonna be mad at me too.
Doris: Oh dear, something tells me you've been having a busy afternoon.
Rosie: Mommy! Caillou ruined my doll!!! (wails)
Doris: Clean that doll right now!
Caillou tries to clean the doll, but nothing happens.
Caillou: It's ruined! I'm sorry, Mommy.
Doris: I will not forgive you.
Rosie: Caillou, you're a gay dude! You are not a boy.
Caillou: Shut the heck up! Everyone hates you as hell!
Rosie: (cries)
Doris: (in kidaroo voice) CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR FOUR YEARS! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
Julie: (in kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT!
Caillou: I hate you, you lesbians!!!
He cries as he runs to his room.
The End!!!!
Caillou burps in class/grounded
(At school where Ms. Martin is teaching her class about multiplication)
Ms. Martin: Okay, class. Today, we'll be learning about times tables of 1 to 20.
Caillou: (burping loudly)
Ms. Martin: Oh my God! That sounds worse than Donald Trump's ugly voice! Caillou, go to the principal's office right freakin' now!
(Caillou runs out of the classroom, crying)
(In the principals office)
Female principal: So, Caillou, what brings you here?
Caillou: I burped in class.
Female principal: That's it. You have a one hour detention after school. I will call your parents about this.
(After Caillou had a detention a few hours later, at home, Boris is mad at Caillou and Caillou is now crying)
Boris: Caillou, how dare you burp in class? That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded until Beyoncé wins the next Grammy award in 2017. Go to your room right now.
Caillou: (runs out of the living room, crying)
The End!!!
(At school where Ms. Martin is teaching her class about multiplication)
Ms. Martin: Okay, class. Today, we'll be learning about times tables of 1 to 20.
Caillou: (burping loudly)
Ms. Martin: Oh my God! That sounds worse than Donald Trump's ugly voice! Caillou, go to the principal's office right freakin' now!
(Caillou runs out of the classroom, crying)
(In the principals office)
Female principal: So, Caillou, what brings you here?
Caillou: I burped in class.
Female principal: That's it. You have a one hour detention after school. I will call your parents about this.
(After Caillou had a detention a few hours later, at home, Boris is mad at Caillou and Caillou is now crying)
Boris: Caillou, how dare you burp in class? That's it. You're grounded grounded grounded until Beyoncé wins the next Grammy award in 2017. Go to your room right now.
Caillou: (runs out of the living room, crying)
The End!!!
