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Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))


1. Wishing you were born in Japan.

2. The obsession can empty your wallet.

3. "No, it's not porn."

4. When you rewatch an anime in the vain hope that your favorite character won't die this time.

5. Far-ass convention locations.

6. Getting into anime for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.

7. You have to order online in order to find anything good.

8. Trying to turn your friends into anime fans,,so that you actually have somebody to talk to about anime.

9. Subs or dubs?

10. Trying to decide if you should watch the anime first, or read the manga.

11. Catching yourself spending more time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.

12. The ending of that one, perfect anime that you've been following for years.

13. People who automatically assume that anime is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.

14. Being the only fan of that one character that everyone hates.

15. When your favorite antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and you know they're going to lose.

16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your favorite characters.

17. Being tired all day because you were up until midnight reading manga.

18. You are in love with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.

19. Being reminded of anime by absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.

20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.

21. Trying to explain anime to people who don't know what it is.

22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"

23. That second season that you know will never come out.

24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible love story that is in every manga.

25. When something makes you smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only anime fans ever get.

26. Comparing real people to anime characters without realizing it.

27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your favorite anime, and all you can do is stare and scream to yourself.

28. That horrible feeling of guilt when you miss an episode.

29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.

30. Reading comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.

31. When you just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then you have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.

32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.

33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.

34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.

35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.

36. They're not real.

37. No, seriously, they're not real.

38. When you start spouting random words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.

39. Watching so much anime that you can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.

40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the next chapter/manga.

41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your favorite characters somehow find their way in there.

42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.

43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.

44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.

45. When you finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one you absolutely despise.

46. You were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.

47. When life stinks and all you can do is watch anime 24/7

48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.

49. Getting run over by the feels train.

50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest anime crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.

51. Just . . . One . . . More . . . Episode . . .

52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything you want to watch.

53. When someone interrupts that schedule.

54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.

55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.

56. Watching so many anime at once that you forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've lost your spot.

57. When you see something that looks really good, but you have no idea which anime it's from.

56. "It's just an anime . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"

57. Not being sure if you should rewatch your favorite anime, or start a new one.

58. When you almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, or way younger than you.

59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.

60. You put off that last episode/chapter because you can't face the fact that it's ending.

61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least favorite pairing and falling into a rage, because you both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.

62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.

63. Life isn't a Shoujo.

64. An anime character walks down the street and gets transported to another dimension. You walk down the street . . . And that's it.

65. Anime physics do not apply in real life.

To be continued . . .