There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always say he was dumb. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said Posted over a year ago

awwww someone unfaned this club. :( It was 3,235 but now it's 3,234. Posted over a year ago

Poison ivy is not ivy and poison oak is not an oak. They are both part of the cashew family. Posted over a year ago

yes i am dead but i am now a ghost Posted over a year ago

OHMGOSH!!!! I'm in third place! Posted over a year ago

everyone. Some advise for fighting trolls!!! I learned this from Jon (katealphawolf) Ignore them and they will get bored. So just don't talk to a troll. Posted over a year ago

This movie is shit, you stupid american furrikids Posted over a year ago

*crying* i wont SexyKete back Posted over a year ago

Hey guys Posted over a year ago

Hey everyone! How are you guys doing? Posted over a year ago

what up every one ? Posted over a year ago

Dolphins sleep with one eye open Posted over a year ago

wow dead Posted over a year ago

How is everyone? Inbox me or something lol I'm in a gd mood!! Posted over a year ago

what book shood i read next #1 SERPENT or #2 TREASURE ? Posted over a year ago

hello! Posted over a year ago

what up and how is everyone ? Posted over a year ago

Anyone have Xbox live? My GT Diablo1163 Posted over a year ago

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts Posted over a year ago

that awkward moment that you post a "that awkward moment when" joke without an awkward moment Posted over a year ago

I found out alphaGarth is gone....... -howls long- we lost another pack brother... :( Posted over a year ago

Hey everyone I'm back!!!! And btw I'm looking for a mate, anyone interested or any pointers? Inbox me! Posted over a year ago

well good night everyone, i hope you all had fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

hi can i join im Frost a snow white wolf just like lily with green eyes female and i am very strong nobble and proud can i join please i <3 A&O its my fav cant wait fro april 2012 on the first the second one comes out that day please Posted over a year ago

The Muppets is a funny movie Posted over a year ago

So what we all up to then?? How are we all? :) Posted over a year ago

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
* * *

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
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Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
* * *
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an arrow escape. Posted over a year ago

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
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Q: Why don't you let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
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Q: What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
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Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
* * * Posted over a year ago

Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose. Posted over a year ago

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed! Posted over a year ago

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. Posted over a year ago

New Thanksgiving Jokes! Posted over a year ago

Happy Thanksgiving! Posted over a year ago

An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't Posted over a year ago

good morning happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

In 49 minutes its thanksgiving Posted over a year ago

just finished watching the green hornet Posted over a year ago

wow it is 11:00pm good night Posted over a year ago

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day... Posted over a year ago

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says,"Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..." Posted over a year ago

Happy Thanksgiving KingSimba4Ever9, trueshadowolf, Humphrey59 and to the rest of the people here Posted over a year ago

Who here knows that I'm dark kate? Posted over a year ago

Btw, is anybody going to see Rise Of The Guardians? It looks pretty good. Posted over a year ago

happy early thanksgiving Posted over a year ago

*get a weed hacker* *killing oranges!* RAAA!!! (Been awhile since I posted a wall, how is everybody?) Posted over a year ago

Most lipstick contains fish scales Posted over a year ago

ok who dies first *shoots gun in air* HUH! Posted over a year ago

FDR beat president ever !!!! Posted over a year ago

so sleepy, but good morning everyone, i will be back i have a 1/2 day of school today Posted over a year ago

Holly cow deviantart montage lol XD Posted over a year ago

hello guys did you miss me? i see lots of new members thats good. well welcome to the AO fanclub and kts nice to meet you Posted over a year ago

The names bond, ionic bond (are there any chemists in the house?!) *i crack my self up* :D Posted over a year ago

*yawn* tired :L well I'm going to bed so talk later night pack :) Posted over a year ago

Unlike a normal housecat, the Siberian tiger loves to swim. Posted over a year ago

night Posted over a year ago

hello everyone! Posted over a year ago

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Posted over a year ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Posted over a year ago

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Posted over a year ago

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Posted over a year ago

well, open season, again......... Posted over a year ago

The only jointless bone in the body is in your throat Posted over a year ago

man i never posted here for while so yea so is on and how are ya? sly still wanted to be added if interested to be a best friend if you did alrighty...well i'm glad you did but i need friends and more props and active at my club and please join it..it's very fun!!! Posted over a year ago

it was a snowy day... i was in the middle of no where... it kept snowing none stop... i was also a wolf... and the sun was was full of such darkness!...im all alone... *gets depressed and crys*... i feel... like shit! ...like no one cares for me.... and is this... who i am?...

...this was just a dream also... Posted over a year ago

Havent posted for a while and bored out of my mind :/ so how is everybody then?? :) Posted over a year ago

hey guys, im back, i missed the club to much to stay away, so im back Posted over a year ago

well i need my sleep good night everyone see you all tomarrow Posted over a year ago

heres something i found it was a funny conversation ) TOM: hey edd is it ok if i drink this milk? edd: thats not milk tom thats white paint. *tom drinks half of the glass of the white paint* TOM: still ok right? edd: *facepalm* i guess... *drill sound* WAIT MATT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW! Posted over a year ago

i am not living i am so happy Posted over a year ago

~dies from no huggles~ x .x Posted over a year ago

Thanksgiving joke:
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off! Posted over a year ago

well in in 6 houers i will be living Fanpop not for ever but for a long tine i will miss all of you Posted over a year ago

hey whats up everybody Posted over a year ago

Sleep little cub,
And quiet your eyes.
Bottle your tears,
and soften your cries.
Dream,little soldier.
I'll never be far.
I'll find you my soldier,
wherever you are. Posted over a year ago

@thehumphrey you made my day thank you, you are the best Posted over a year ago

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." Posted over a year ago

hey everybody im backkkkkk lol Posted over a year ago

*helicopter comes spinning over and explodes* wow thats the first interesting thing i`ve seen in awhile i`ll go make sure the pilot is ok Posted over a year ago

it saturday Posted over a year ago

Hi anyone!!!!:) Posted over a year ago

Hey guys! hehe Posted over a year ago

How does Humphrey keep his teeth so white :D Posted over a year ago

:| Posted over a year ago

Thanksgiving break! Posted over a year ago

link olease join Posted over a year ago

A lemon contains more sugar than a strawberry Posted over a year ago

it Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. Posted over a year ago

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born. Posted over a year ago

winston is whistleing*
then kates daughter all the sudden attacked him for cookie!)
kates daughter: COOKIE!!!
winston: i dont have a cookie!!! please!!!! eve has some!
kates daughter: must go after her!!! Posted over a year ago

hey all! how's everyone.... Posted over a year ago

I'M BACK!!! So...how is everyone? :) I hope your recent days have been good! Posted over a year ago

well today was boring Posted over a year ago

Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!) Posted over a year ago

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies! Posted over a year ago

I forgot what I was going to say... Posted over a year ago

*yawns and streaches* ahh well night pack speak to you all soon :) Posted over a year ago

Humphrey: Hey kate wheres our daughter?
Kate: Oh shes looking for a cookie, i told her you have it, now shes going to attack you!
Humphrey: WAIT WHAT?!
thier daughter: *ATTACKS HUMPHREY LOOKING FOR COOKIE*
Thier daughter: COOKIE!!! Posted over a year ago

well, the artshow is coming this feburary, im going to try and sign up for it... but im kinda nervus Posted over a year ago

I just realized. That the last chapter of The Brotherhood has been covered by tons of other stories. Either I need to get to work, or I just need to forget about it. I mean next week is thanksgiving break and as of now I am free so I'll have A LOT of time to update it, but I haven't seen many people reading my stories so it is starting to feel as a waste of time. What do you think? Should I keep up with The Brotherhood, or any of my series for that matter? Cause if not. I'm going to party. o3o Posted over a year ago