Kate and Humphrey were at the boarder of Jasper. They were going to steal a truck full of cars. Kate was going to be driving the truck while Humphrey was going to jump and jack the truck.
“The truck is traveling on I-36. If we get it, we will have at least 12 cars to auction.”
“Ok, good. We’ll have a lot of bones. What do you think cars are worth?”
“The cars on this truck are anywhere between 20,000 and 60,000 in human money so, I’d say 30 to 65 bones.”
Kate was stunned, “We’d make that much?”
“Yup, a lot of bones.”
Kate drove to I-36, where they saw the truck.
“Kate, we’re going to need these.”
Humphrey tossed her a walkie talkie.
“Press that button and talk into it and I’m able to hear. If I talk into mine,
you can hear it.”
“Ok, I’ll pull up to that truck and you jump.”
Kate pulled up next to the truck.
“Get in front of it! I can jump onto the hood.”
Kate pulled up to the front of the truck. Humphrey jumped onto the hood.
Who Jacks a truck full of cars, the driver thought. Humphrey pulled out a sharp rock.
“Give me the truck.”
“Ok, here.”
“Wow, that was easy.”
“The worst that can happen is me get fired.”
“Kate, I got it, head back to Jasper, I have to drop this driver off.”
“Heading back now.”
Kate turned around and headed back.
“I’m going to drop you off at this gas station.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Humphrey let the guy out and returned to Jasper. The wolves saw Humphrey come in with those 12 cars.
“We’re auctioning them right here right now.”
Everyone, literally everyone came to the truck.
“First car, a Nissan Titan, first bid.”
“40 bones!” one wolf said.
“40 bones, 40 bones.”
“45 bones!” “50 bones!” “60 bones!”
“65 bones!” Hutch said.
“65 bones, 65 bones, going once, going twice, SOLD!”
“Yes!”
“Oh, hey Hutch, haha, my brother got the truck.”
“Yes! Thanks brother!”
Hutch drove off with the truck and went home
“We got this Toyota Prious.”
“25 bones!” “30 bones”
“30 bones going once, going twice…”
“35 bones!” Reba and Janice yelled in unison.
“35 bones, 35 bones, going once, going twice, SOLD!”
Reba and Janice drove off in their new Prious.
“Alright, we got a Ford F-150.”
“40 bones!” “43 bones!” “45 bones!”
“50 bones!” Mooch yelled.
“Going once, going twice, SOLD!”
The rest of the cars were auctioned.
“Alright guys, don’t worry. We’ll be jacking more trucks and stealing more cars to store on this truck.”
That night, Humphrey, Kate, Cando, and Hutch met up.
“This is how it works. Hutch and I will be in the truck stealing and collecting cars. Cando and Kate will steal another truck.”
Humphrey handed Cando and Hutch walkie talkies.
“We’re going to need these. Any questions?”
“Nope.”
“No.”
“Ok, start heading out.”
Humphrey drove to the dealer ship. They didn’t even need to STEAL the truck. All they had to do was tell the dealer ship they were transporting the cars to another dealer. They came to the dealer.
“We’re here to deliver cars to the other dealer.”
“Ok, load those cars onto the truck.”
Humphrey and Hutch loaded the cars onto the truck.
“Well since there’s two of you, go ahead and take that load right there.”
Humphrey and Hutch saw the other load of cars. It was a big ass the load Humphrey was driving.
“Yes, sir,” Hutch said.
“Wow,” Humphrey said, “That’s a lot to auction.”
“What?” the guy asked.
“I mean, if we were to.”
“Oh, well start heading out.”
“Got it, sir.”
Humphrey and Hutch returned home. Kate and Cando hadn’t returned yet, but Humphrey and Hutch returned with 24 new cars.
“It usually takes longer to jack a truck than steal from a dealer.”
Kate drifted into Jasper, and not in a fun way, with Cando laying on the seat and was bleeding. Humphrey saw this and rushed over.
“What happened to him?”
“He was shot by a trucker.”
“Well, the good news is Hutch and I stole two trucks.”
“How did you steal two?”
“The guy offered us two and we took it. Such a noob.”
“Hello, I’m bleeding over here!” Cando yelled
“Ok, sorry.”
Humphrey was delicately checking the bullet hole. The bullet didn’t go all the way through. It was good and bad. It could cause infection, but it wasn’t a permanent mark and it would heal faster.
“Ahh! Careful please! It hurts!”
“Sorry! Alright, we have to get you to a hospital.”
“It’s at least 3 miles!” Hutch said.
“That’s alright, we have the truck.”
Humphrey carried Cando to the truck and drove as fast as he could. He came upon playing Omegas.
“Move! Move!”
Humphrey honked and honked. He avoided an Omega, but spun out of control. He hit another Omega.
“Crap! Agh! Cando, I’ll be right back.”
He picked up the Omega he hit and put her in the truck. He finally got to the hospital.
“I got two injured wolves!”
“What happened?”
“This one was shot by a human trying to jack a truck.”
“Ooh, that’s terrible.
“The bullet didn’t go all the way through. This one I hit rushing to the hospital.”
“Both will need extreme medical assistance.”
“Oh ok.”
“Sir, don’t feel guilty about this Omega. You were transporting Cando to the hospital.”
“Thanks. I’ll go home now.”
Humphrey picked up Kate and Johnny then parked at a place. He couldn’t sleep that night.