Adventure Time With Finn and Jake Article: Bubblegum and Jelly Sandwich: Chapter 2--Making Some Sauce

Bubblegum and Jelly Sandwich: Chapter 2--Making Some Sauce

posted by Hellowittykitty

Finn: *stomach starts growling menacingly* Poop....

Jake: What is it Finn? *derp face* Are you hungry?

Finn: I can't believe I'm saying this.....but do you know what time it is?

Jake: What? Adventure--

Finn: NO. *slaps Jake* It's lunch time!

Jake:.........(that was even dumber than adventure time....)

Finn: *scary face and looks at Jake* Did you say something?

Jake: No.

?????: Wait! Don't you want to listen to my gloomy speech about life and how I hate it and---

Finn & Jake: *already gone into Bubblegum's castle*

????: They will resent soon enough....then fall into my evil clutches.....MWAHAHAHA! *coughs* Man I need some Benedrill...

-AT PB CASTLE-

Bubblegum: Yes, that's perfect! A little more to the left.....

Peppermint Butler: (soon my limbs are going to fall off due to fatigue)

Bubblegum: Peps, stop this nonsense and move the cotton candy statue to the proper location! *starts blabbering off her head*

Finn: HEY PB!!!!!!

Jake: Hi. I want some food.

Bubblegum: *sees her door broken* I hate them sometimes....ever since the Flame Princess incident.....but their fine I guess! Hi!

Finn: *goes up to her* Hey PB! Jake and I are really hungry.....can we eat some lampposts from the Candy Kingdom?

Bubblegum: Sure! But don't go too Crazy! *pulls out calculator* Now, if you eat 3.5 lampposts your body fat will increase by 5% with the sodium carbohydrates......*SCIENCEY STUFF INSERTED HERE!*

Finn: (let's go Jake. I don't want my brain to melt into the clutches of science. Or explode.)

Jake: (yeah)

Finn & Jake: *leave like awesome ninjas!*

Peppermint Butler: A little bit of help? *sweats while carrying the statue*

????: Yes, everything is going to plan! Now when they eat the poisonous lampposts, they will die! Then I can assassinate the princess and make.......THE PERFECT FIRST EVER BUBBLEGUM AND JELLY SANDWICH!

Me: (Reviews please and no flames!)

????: What are you doing here?

IsabellaFanboy once again.. the name is very... very.... very attractive :3

Hellowittykitty Thanks! What about the story?

redpanda XD

IsabellaFanboy 10 out of 10 best story ever x3

Hellowittykitty Thanks again my friends! Chapter 3's coming out tommorrow! Who do you think the mystery person is?

redpanda FP kidding its Me-mow... dun... dun... dun

IsabellaFanboy Derpandaaa... yeah... I'll just leave that here x3

redpanda ^Damn it why does Derpanda have to be involved in everything! XD

Hellowittykitty Nope! Not Me-mow...but he comes on later in the story! And seriously, I see Derpanda everywhere I freaking go! NOOOO! XDXD

IsabellaFanboy Derpanda is... well awesome! hellokitty you gotta try it x3

Hellowittykitty Okay! I'll try it out in some random moment! SXD

True-Finn-Fan ^^i have to disagree with that statement... Derpanda isn't awesome. it is the epitome of stupid and nonsense based off delusions, has no structure or reason or facts. is based off the pretense of a beta gone bad. doesn't have a cent to it's name and is mostly liked only for it's name value....

redpanda ^True

Hellowittykitty Hmmmm. Thanks 4 the explanation.

IsabellaFanboy ^^^ no dude... of course it's awesome ask anybody! xD

True-Finn-Fan ^i'm an 'anybody'... so i'll ask myself. "myself?" "yes" "is Derpanda awesome?" "hell no" "thanks" "you're welcome" you said i could ask... ANYBODY. XD the only person you have to blame is yourself and bad word choice... XD

IsabellaFanboy ^I see your point but still... it's better than bubbline xD

True-Finn-Fan ^...that is yet to be decided...

DerpThatHerp And Derpanda is already here before I commented......XD...

True-Finn-Fan ^tis a pity and shame

IsabellaFanboy ^^that's what happens if you don't comment on a article for 15 hours

DerpThatHerp wow nice story :D

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Adventure Time joined with Patrick

added by adventure9090

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Busted!

added by emerald_32

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Cake the Mom

added by nagato821

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Bye, princess.

added by astigpinoy

Source: ~hendocrinogeno of dA

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Fionna hat/head

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Remember you lyrics

posted by SteamPunkOtaku

Marceline, is it just you and me in the
wreckage of the world?
That must be so confusing for a
young girl.
And I know you're going to need me here with you.
But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid you're gonna lose me too.
This magic keeps me alive, but it's making me crazy,
And I need to save you, but who's going to save me?
Please forgive me for whatever I do,
When I don't remember you.
Marceline, I can feel myself slipping away.
I can't remember what it made me say.
But I remember that I saw you frown.
I swear it wasn't me, it was the crown.
This magic keeps me alive, but it's making me crazy,...

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STARING CONTEST

added by DerpThatHerp

Source: Adventure Time

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AT Cakes.

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Review On Adventure Time

posted by emerald_32

NOTE: This is what I think of Adventure Time. Please don't judge my options.
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Adventure Time is one of the most loved cartoon series known. Unlike other overrated cartoons like Ben 10, Adventure Time has action, adventure, comedy, romance and drama. Mix it well and see before your very eyes.

HOW TO MAKE AN AWESOME CARTOON SERIES:

Materials needed:

5 different genres
2 awesome protoganists
3 love interests
1 funny anatogonist
1 good plot

INSTRUCTIONS:

Mix all materials and watch before your eyes!

~emerald_32

Adventure Time with Aidyl and Jewel part 2

posted by Aidyl11

Jewel looked up and saw Aidyl swimming up to the surface,about to reach fresh air.Jewel swam up to follow her.Even though she prefered caves filled with peridot,the gems she could summon into any shape imaginable,she lost to Aidyl in Rock Paper Scissors,resulting in getting an underwater house.Jewel broke the surface of the water,her helmet opening so that she could brethe fresh air."Finally,I thought you had chickened out and decided to stay at home.",Aidyl said."Well,you're probably gonna need some help,so say what you want.",Jewel said."THEN LET'S GO GET THAT AWESOME SWORD!!!",Aidyl said,getting...