Okay, before we proceed, I just want to say that this fan fiction is not meant to be taken seriously so don't take it seriously. If you ignore this and take the fan fiction seriously and begin flaming up, then I'm sure I would sincerely apologize, and also not taking your comments seriously at the same time.
Enough gibberish: Here we go!!


It was such a bright and lovely day in the Land of Ooo. The golden sun rays warmed the ground. The wind gently blew by as the birds flew and sang... What a perfect day to be outside doing outdoors activities...

Princess Bubblegum had just finished her breakfast, then locked herself in her laboratory... again. Seriously, how many things she could do on such a nice day?! Look at that human boy and his companion/brother/best friend dog, going treasure-hunting. Look at that video game controller-robot, dancing with dancing beetles. Look at that vampire playing the bass. Look at that old wizard with long white beard spying on other people... No wait, that was kind of creepy actually... But the princess could have just spent her day outside the lab! Maybe paying a visit to her citizens? Or having a tea party? But her decisions just couldn't be changed...

Ever since Princess Bubblegum discovered the existence of things like "Fandom" and "The Fourth Wall", her life had pretty much been messed up. She decided to spend less time with her friends and concentrate more on her discoveries instead. And she had seen many beautiful, meaningful and heartwarming things inside this box of "Fandom". But she had seen many horrifying and disturbing materials there as well. But the more images she saw, the more stories she read, her curiosity about this unpredictable community was driven further than ever... So the princess pretty much had to spend at least an hour a day browsing through the "Fandom". This particularly beautiful day was not an exception...
"Okay, let's see..."-mumbled Princess Bubblegum as she went through one page after another. And right after this sentence, the daily madness began...
"Start a nuclear war? What...?"-said the pink lady in a prolonged monotone.
"Fight Flame Princess? Why should I?"
"Kiss Marceline? Jeez..."
Sure, she wasn't surprised. But what surprised her was that when she turned around, she saw the aforementioned vampire - Marceline standing right behind her.
"What are you doing here?"-the princess seemed annoyed, but she managed to stay calm.
"Oh, I've heard everything Princess...! So, you wanna do... Fan service?"-the vampire then proceeded to speak in a casual and flirtatious, perhaps a bit creepy voice.
Then came the awkward silence. The two women were having a staring competition. Everything became crystal clear just as the immortal mentioned "Fan service". Princess Bubblegum understood everything, yet her expressions were so blank. But she understood. Her scientific mind had never been so useful!
"No."-the princess replied in a voice as blank as her face, almost a monotone.
Suddenly, the two got interrupted by a mysterious hooded person: this teenager named Alex Mercer -- I mean, Alex Mershon - who smacked them both in the face, then disappeared into the thin air, not leaving a trace.
Princess Bubblegum and Marceline stood in silence, staring at the laboratory's window, not having a clue what had just happened.

So, today's moral is: If you want to do crazy fan service, then expect to have a mysterious hooded man coming right at you. And trust me: it ain't gonna look pretty.