I in no way own Adventure Time,but this is my Adventure Time Fanfiction:

Aidyl sat in her underwater home,contemplating if she should kick Fire Queen's butt,or if she should visit Water Prince."Yo,Aidyl,I got some cheese curls right here!",Aidyl's cat,Jewel,said as she tossed a bag of cheese curls to her.Aidyl did a somersault into the air,catched the cheese curls in doing so,and landed back on the ground."SWIZ!",Aidyl said happily."Oh,and I got this awesome looking book too!Check it.",Jewel said,holding up the book and showing Aidyl the cover,which read,'Legendary Everything for Awesome People'."Perfect!After all,we are awesome people.And legendary everything is ALGEBRAIC!",Aidyl said."I know,right?Now let's crack this thing open!",Jewel said,then setting the book on a stand and opening it to a random page.Almost immediately,the cat's eyes widened with pure awe."WHAT?WHAT?",Aidyl asked excitedly."DUDEEEE....check out this sword!"Aidyl walked over to the opened book and her eyes almost grew as big as her hand."WOAH!WE HAVE TO GET THAT SWORD JEWEL!",she said,gripping Jewel very tightly by the arms and shaking her around."Ok,let go of me.",Jewel said,a bit agitated.Aidyl let go and apoligized."Besides,we can't get it.",Jewel said."WHAT?!?!?!?!?",Aidyl asked,gripping Jewel again,this time harder."LET GO!It's because it's guarded by a fierce water dragon,it's located in a secret underwater cave,and according to the book,NO ONE HAS EVER RETRIEVED IT.",Jewel said as Aidyl let her go."Aw,dingle!Probably says that so then people won't go lookin' for it,cuz they want it to themselves.",Aidyl said,refusing to believe that they could not retrieve it."I'm pretty sure it's telling the truth.I mean,it's a book.A BOOK.Book's usually don't lie.",Jewel said."I don't care.I'm gonna get that sword.She then jumped into scuba gear and exited the underwater house."*sigh*Might as well go after her...",Jewel said,putting on scuba gear and exiting the underwater house as well.