Search For The Two Best Possible Candidates For President Concludes 

An exhaustive search of the 152 million Americans eligible to be president has concluded, leaving the U.S. with the two best possible choices for that office: Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Babylon Bee, 10 APR 2020.
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