Give ♥ this ♥ to ♥ the ♥ ♥ nicest ♥friends ♥ you ♥ know ♥ on ♥ Fanpop Posted 5 months ago

ngl gang that poppin’ oppenhussy with the sloppenheimer got me acting nuclear if you know what I mean Posted 8 months ago

If Coca Cola and Pepsi are the two rich playboys that come around from time to time then Dr Pepper is the local strumpet who’s sucking them both off behind their backs Posted 10 months ago

We had a good thing, you son of a bitch. It was perfect! But no, you just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego!
-The nicest character in New Mexico Posted 10 months ago

One of the hottest things your hubby can do is look you dead in the eye and go gluck gluck gluck gluck
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gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck- Posted 12 months ago

Hey you mind if I crash my Liverpool into your liver’s pool? Posted over a year ago

Listen
Okay
Some people need to get thrown into a locker and bullied severely
That is all XD Posted over a year ago

Happy New Year my friend Posted over a year ago

hi friendo Posted over a year ago

Ya know I was joking when I said Elon Musk was killing people with verification on Twitter and then he goes and charges people to be verified on Twitter
huh… I should stop joking they seem to become reality and I’m disappointed in this world for being as fucking stupid as I joke about it being Posted over a year ago