20 ways to piss off Fang.
1). Poke him and continuously and ask if he’s emo.
2) Put fake blood on your hands and tell him you accidently killed Phoebe.
3.) Dye his hair pink while he’s asleep.
4.) Lock him in a room with bright pink walls. (And a barf bag)
5.) Take a toy knife and ask Fang if he’s lost his.
6.) Tell Fang that you love him.
7.) Hack into his blog and change his status update too “I love Hannah Montana.”
8.) If you ever get in a room alone with him, sing the emo song over and over
9.) Give him McDonald’s chicken nuggets and tell him he’s eating his mom.
10.) When Fang appears kick his shins and say you didn’t see him there.
11.) Show him a picture of bald Brittany, and ask if he would do that.
12.) Yell really loud “Phoebe your Fangy is waiting!”
13.) Tell Fang that Phoebe needs to talk, and look really serious
14) When he’s in the shower, bust in the bathroom and scream “ERASERS!”
15.) Have Phoebe kiss a guy in the dark and say its Fang while Fang watches
16.) Put him on Valium, then make fun of him
17.) Handcuff Fang to Nudge and have her talk about everything she sees
18.) Ask him if Darth Vader copied him, or if he copied Darth Vader.
19.) Then say “Wait, you aren’t that old!”
The thing that will really implode him is!
20.) Tell him he looks like a butterfly when he flies. A Goth butterfly. OR call him bird boy.