This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the kitchen where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where you aim a water hose? What were you even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, you could've told me you were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But you were so caught up in being an idiot that you didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me you were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of popcorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! You know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when you guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? You must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never date a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge said so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the kitchen where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where you aim a water hose? What were you even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, you could've told me you were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But you were so caught up in being an idiot that you didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me you were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of popcorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! You know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when you guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? You must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never date a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge said so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
I didn`t know were I was going. I just kept walking then Bat Man came on the loud specker. "Please come to the misson room...NOW!!" Thank God I wispered to my self and ran into the misstion room. Everyone was already there. Wow they move quick I thought."Now that everones here..." Bat Man beggings. "We need you to investagate a lab in central city. Its rummord they are makeing a drug that can give you superpowers and make you high. But it only last five minest and has a terribel and perment effect on the body. Turing them into monsters...strong ones. If the rummors are true we need this team to down lod a file onto this USB. Then get a sample of that drug. It should be like your never there. Don`t try to take any one down thats the leage. Am I clear?!" Yes everyone answerd. This misstion sonded crazy. But I`ve bin on crazyer with my old team back at home.
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