link Drabble-matic is a fanfiction generator, and its really funny, too. So, because of my boredom, I went on this website and generated some drabbles.
The Miracle Of The Walrus (BelarusxRebecca Black)
Rebecca Black hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a fat woman humping a dog. She loathed it.
Every December, Rebecca Black would feel herself getting all scary inside. She refused to put up a Christmas mullet, she snapped at anyone trippy enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.