Tales From The Prop House (2009) Ep 1x15
Nico: E-e-e-easy G.
Grady: You know what would make this easier? If you would stop saying "E-e-e-e-e-e-easy G."
Sonny: Hey. You guys made a house of cards.
Tawni: No you're saying it wrong. It's (says it dully) "Wow you guys made a house of cards."
Nico: It's not a house, it's a fortress.
Grady: Fortress.
(The building starts shaking.)
Zora: Earthquake! Take cover!
Grady: Everybody! Into the fortress! (jumps on the fortress of cards)
Nico: (falls on Grady's back)
Zora: (hides under a table) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Everybody scrambles to find a place to hide. Sonny takes out her cellphone and starts to record a video.)
Sonny: It's my first Los Angeles earthquake! Which is exciting AND TERRIFYING! This is me screaming in terror! (screams) And this is me getting under the table which is what you're suppose to do! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
(Everybody screams. Tawni hides in the photo booth. Grady hangs on to a cactus. Nico hides in the sarcophagus. Zora laughs and claps her hands.)
Sonny: (whimpers) Help me.
(Marshall walks in calmly.)
Marshall: Calm down. Calm down everyone. It wasn't a quake. The studio is just doing some construction.
Sonny: AHHH! CONSTRUCTION!!! I'm just kidding!
(Everyone walks out of their hiding spots.)
Tawni: Finally! They're making some improvements around here. I guess somebody read the note I put in the demand box.
Sonny: You mean the suggestion box?
Tawni: No.
Nico: Yes! They're building a weight room!
Grady: Even better! They're building a bait and tackle shop! Now I don't have to go downtown for my worms!
Marshall: Not even close. Anybody else wanna guess?
Zora: A guillotine!
Marshall: Ahhh. Even warmer!
Sonny: Okay if a guillotine is closer then I don't want to guess anymore.
Marshall: Okay okay! I'll tell ya! They're kicking you out of the prophouse!
So Random Cast: WHAT?!?!
Marshall: You see, I took a horrible situation and turned it into a fun little game!
Sonny: No! You didn't! You took something horrible and took forever to tell it!
Marshall: You're right. Look I'll make this next part quick.
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Sonny: (on phone) Chad can we talk this out like normal people? Really? He said he's on his way back.
Chad: (bursts in on forklift)
Cast: (screams)&(Hides)
Chad: So what do you wanna discuss?
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Sonny: Oh. It's a picture...of you.
Chad: Yeah but look how its signed.
Sonny: 'To my biggest fan: I sorry T.V.'s Chad Dylan Cooper' Aww. I'm touched! That's so sweet Chad! What did you get for Nico and Grady?
Chad: Oh that's easy. I let them take a ride on the forklift.
(Tawni and Sonny stand up.)
Sonny: You did WHAT on the WHO NOW?
(A vehicle starts approaching. Chad, Tawni and Sonny scream and run as a forklift crashes through the wall again. Nico and Grady appear inside and laugh but stops.)
Nico: This ain't MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: E-e-e-easy G.
Grady: You know what would make this easier? If you would stop saying "E-e-e-e-e-e-easy G."
Sonny: Hey. You guys made a house of cards.
Tawni: No you're saying it wrong. It's (says it dully) "Wow you guys made a house of cards."
Nico: It's not a house, it's a fortress.
Grady: Fortress.
(The building starts shaking.)
Zora: Earthquake! Take cover!
Grady: Everybody! Into the fortress! (jumps on the fortress of cards)
Nico: (falls on Grady's back)
Zora: (hides under a table) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Everybody scrambles to find a place to hide. Sonny takes out her cellphone and starts to record a video.)
Sonny: It's my first Los Angeles earthquake! Which is exciting AND TERRIFYING! This is me screaming in terror! (screams) And this is me getting under the table which is what you're suppose to do! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
(Everybody screams. Tawni hides in the photo booth. Grady hangs on to a cactus. Nico hides in the sarcophagus. Zora laughs and claps her hands.)
Sonny: (whimpers) Help me.
(Marshall walks in calmly.)
Marshall: Calm down. Calm down everyone. It wasn't a quake. The studio is just doing some construction.
Sonny: AHHH! CONSTRUCTION!!! I'm just kidding!
(Everyone walks out of their hiding spots.)
Tawni: Finally! They're making some improvements around here. I guess somebody read the note I put in the demand box.
Sonny: You mean the suggestion box?
Tawni: No.
Nico: Yes! They're building a weight room!
Grady: Even better! They're building a bait and tackle shop! Now I don't have to go downtown for my worms!
Marshall: Not even close. Anybody else wanna guess?
Zora: A guillotine!
Marshall: Ahhh. Even warmer!
Sonny: Okay if a guillotine is closer then I don't want to guess anymore.
Marshall: Okay okay! I'll tell ya! They're kicking you out of the prophouse!
So Random Cast: WHAT?!?!
Marshall: You see, I took a horrible situation and turned it into a fun little game!
Sonny: No! You didn't! You took something horrible and took forever to tell it!
Marshall: You're right. Look I'll make this next part quick.
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Sonny: (on phone) Chad can we talk this out like normal people? Really? He said he's on his way back.
Chad: (bursts in on forklift)
Cast: (screams)&(Hides)
Chad: So what do you wanna discuss?
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Sonny: Oh. It's a picture...of you.
Chad: Yeah but look how its signed.
Sonny: 'To my biggest fan: I sorry T.V.'s Chad Dylan Cooper' Aww. I'm touched! That's so sweet Chad! What did you get for Nico and Grady?
Chad: Oh that's easy. I let them take a ride on the forklift.
(Tawni and Sonny stand up.)
Sonny: You did WHAT on the WHO NOW?
(A vehicle starts approaching. Chad, Tawni and Sonny scream and run as a forklift crashes through the wall again. Nico and Grady appear inside and laugh but stops.)
Nico: This ain't MacKenzie Falls.
The cast was given 24 hours because thier beloved prop house is gonna be took away to be used as the Mackenzie Falls meditation room. Sonny and the cast handcuuf themselves to the prop house to try to get it back and after two hours they decide to fight back! Sonny Tawni Nico Grady and Zora annoy Chad into the photo booth and he gets chased out by a rat and the So Random! cast wins the prop house back! Chad comes and gives the cast presents Tawni a bedazzled lipgloss case Zora a nightlight for the sarcophagus and Sonny a signed picture of him that says To my biggest fan I'm sorry. T.V.s Chad Dylan Cooper then Sonny admits she's touched and then she asks what Chad got Nico and Grady and Chad tells her he let them take a ride on the forklift and Sonny says You let them do WHAT on the WHO NOW! and a forklift bursts in and Nico says This ain't Mackenzie Falls!